2019 Grand Slam of Darts

[Mabbsy]

Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.

+1

Hell be consoling himself in a Victoria sponge, kfc bucket for 12, half a dozen doughnuts, three doner kebabs with chilli sauce and a litre of diet coke, all will be well tomorrow

Don’t for get the 20 hot wings kfc got on offer for 5.99 the obese viking will order at least 160

[Jimmi]

Fair play to robocop

+1
Deadly on that D16 all game.

[Keyz180]

Fair play to robocop

+1
Deadly on that D16 all game.

Repetition is the way apparently

[Fiss Plaps]

Fair play to robocop

+1
Deadly on that D16 all game.

Said it earlier but that completely fucked Smith in the head considering he'd missed 2 at that target for the double break. Kept leaving D16 and kept hitting it, enraging Smith a bit more every time.

[Safc]

Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.

Your right!obese viking cunt. He is such an arrogant cunt on stage. Which I could understand if he had won multiple majors. He has such a massive viking head fuckin twat

[Jimmi]

Fair play to robocop

+1
Deadly on that D16 all game.

Repetition is the way apparently

Can't really knock him for saying that.
Clearly worked for him.

[miguelking]

Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.

Your right!obese viking cunt. He is such an arrogant cunt on stage. Which I could understand if he had won multiple majors. He has such a massive viking head fuckin twat

[miguelking]

Is the Low Countries cunt tin tin playing next week?

[Jimmi]

Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.

Your right!obese viking cunt. He is such an arrogant cunt on stage. Which I could understand if he had won multiple majors. He has such a massive viking head fuckin twat

Fair play to robocop

+1
Deadly on that D16 all game.

Said it earlier but that completely fucked Smith in the head considering he'd missed 2 at that target for the double break. Kept leaving D16 and kept hitting it, enraging Smith a bit more every time.

Threw his toys out the pram early than i expected.
Or cakes out the bakery, to quote Mabbsy.

[phil the great]

Smith needs an appointment with a sports psychiatrist ASAP.

Duzza vs Wright. They better start that Sunday morning if they want it done by the evening with the pace they play at.

Yeah, not looking forward to that, would prefer Durrant in the final just because we all know what will happen with Wright and I can't beat to see it again, the best hope is that Anderson can beat MVG! Durrant did well tonight though to stay focused while Smith had his paddy again, man child keeps saying he's growing up but when times get tough he regularly loses his composure, would be surprised if he won more than a couple of majors, maybe less than that.

[Jimmi]

Is the Low Countries cunt tin tin playing next week?

Kim Hybrechts?

[miguelking]

Is the Low Countries cunt tin tin playing next week?

Kim Hybrechts?

You ain’t a stupid renta fag fair play

[Jimmi]

Is the Low Countries cunt tin tin playing next week?

Kim Hybrechts?

You ain’t a stupid renta fag fair play

Why thank you.

And sadly he also is.
Ranked 49th.

[oche balboa]

Fanny is back and already he dominating the forum

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Smith needs an appointment with a sports psychiatrist ASAP.

Duzza vs Wright. They better start that Sunday morning if they want it done by the evening with the pace they play at.

Smith needs a fucking good hiding

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Duzza says he models himself on James Wade !
Imagine those 2 having a conversation, " pass me the spanner and a can of stella Glenn ....or I'll hit you in the face really hard and I'll be doing it for England "
" Fuck off ya fuckin southern weirdo , I'm from the Boro"

Wade text my mate Paul and told him Brian Damage doesn't win this tournament, there you go , advance fiming...you heard it here.... my bathroom fitter has his filming of winning the worlds on Tuesday ...prove me wrong !

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Talking of darts players selling stuff , I remember being at an event several years ago , Pete Manley turned up with a boot full of pens , badges and stationary personalised to certain players for giving out at exhibitions etc. Colin Osborne had paid him for pens and badges saying " Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy ,Oi Oi Oi " but Manley couldn't get the supplier to fit all that on, so the badge had a picture of Osborne that actually said " Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Oi " Manley still wanted paying and Osborne kicked off , Steve Beaton had to grab him and calm him down.
Alan Warriner had t shirts of himself printed with " I'm Tops " written over a dart hitting double 20

Wow great story mate. Please, tell us more.


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Happy to oblige .... theres one fucker on here has the nerve to say I make these things up !!

For a few years I was the proud owner of a T Shirt with Pete Manley on saying " One dart " ... rather bizarrely the picture of the board in the background had all 3 darts landing in treble 13 !!!

My mate Paul had a picture of Pete and him at Pete's Newsagents, Pete used to deliver the papers , run the shop then practice in the afternoon... his newsagents in Cheam is now a kebab shop run by more fucking migrants. 3 migrabts tried to turn Malcoms lock up opposite us into a den for drugs fronted by a car wash, me Paul and some of the boys gave then some one night and banged up their motor , never seen them since .
Our mate Trevor is now a Special on the Police force.

[sennafan24]

Smith needs an appointment with a sports psychiatrist ASAP.

Duzza vs Wright. They better start that Sunday morning if they want it done by the evening with the pace they play at.

Smith needs a fucking good hiding

+1

[ChrisW]

This is absolutely delightful.

I do like Duzza , they breed em tough in The Boro . I lived in Redcar for a while many years ago.
Once went to the UK professional tournament at The Coatham bowl

I remember that tournament. Leighton Rees there in his roller.

[SuperSwede]

I find Wright more watchable with these darts for some reason.

Mental midget Smith might fall over the line some day is he ever admits to himself he is a top 10 player, he genuinely thinks he is the second best in the world and that's where his problems start soon as he isn't ploughing through someone he feel the need to start the "this is a joke, how am I not winning easy" routine and gets petulant and embarrassed. He cares too much what other people think too, every interview I see him do he makes reference to what reactions the stuff he said in his last interview got.