2019 Grand Slam of Darts

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am

Safc wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:02 am
Fiss Plaps wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:56 pm
Safc wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:51 pm Jimmi and miguel are having a domestic so to sort it out RANDALL is gonna get violent
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:lol:

Nige is going on to do a lie detector to see if he is thorn
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Senna will be most pleased
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by sennafan24 » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am

Fiss Plaps wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:56 pm
Safc wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:51 pm Jimmi and miguel are having a domestic so to sort it out RANDALL is gonna get violent
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Let's hope they don't hook DGB up to the lie detector.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am

Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:01 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:00 am
Jimmi wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:57 pm
miguelking wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:55 pm
Jimmi wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:51 pm

Are you related or been close to Huw Ware?
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Jizz pants be careful with your words
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I'm glad I decided to start posting on here.
So many people crack me up.
Fuck me your one sad S.O.B if you think any of these silly moist half wit posters are funny
Don't be jealous.
"Rod's spunk" is right up there in being hilarious.
Your on the wrong forum if your thinking about rods spunk. I am sure there are plenty of homo forums. No offence to any possible homo posters

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:04 am

miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:01 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:00 am
Jimmi wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:57 pm
miguelking wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:55 pm

:lol:
I'm glad I decided to start posting on here.
So many people crack me up.
Fuck me your one sad S.O.B if you think any of these silly moist half wit posters are funny
Don't be jealous.
"Rod's spunk" is right up there in being hilarious.
Your on the wrong forum if your thinking about rods spunk. I am sure there are plenty of homo forums. No offence to any possible homo posters
I believe you were the one thinking about it first, my friend.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Fiss Plaps » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:05 am

sennafan24 wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am
Fiss Plaps wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:56 pm
Safc wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:51 pm Jimmi and miguel are having a domestic so to sort it out RANDALL is gonna get violent
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Let's hope they don't hook DGB up to the lie detector.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Dart

Post by miguelking » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:05 am

Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:04 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:01 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:00 am
Jimmi wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:57 pm

Fuck me your one sad S.O.B if you think any of these silly moist half wit posters are funny
Don't be jealous.
"Rod's spunk" is right up there in being hilarious.
Your on the wrong forum if your thinking about rods spunk. I am sure there are plenty of homo forums. No offence to any possible homo posters
I believe you were the one thinking about it first, my friend.
Easy sunny easy

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Dart

Post by Jimmi » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:06 am

miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:05 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:04 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:01 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:00 am

Don't be jealous.
"Rod's spunk" is right up there in being hilarious.
Your on the wrong forum if your thinking about rods spunk. I am sure there are plenty of homo forums. No offence to any possible homo posters
I believe you were the one thinking about it first, my friend.
Easy sunny easy
One thing that you have ruined for me is Rob Cross' matches. I'm more interested in looking at the fucking water table now :lol:
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Safc » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:07 am

Fiss Plaps wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:05 am
sennafan24 wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am
Fiss Plaps wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:56 pm
Safc wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:51 pm Jimmi and miguel are having a domestic so to sort it out RANDALL is gonna get violent
The Jeremy Kyle Show: TDF Special.

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Let's hope they don't hook DGB up to the lie detector.
Fucking hell fiss I'm side splitting here
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Dart

Post by miguelking » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:09 am

Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:06 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:05 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:04 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:01 am

Your on the wrong forum if your thinking about rods spunk. I am sure there are plenty of homo forums. No offence to any possible homo posters
I believe you were the one thinking about it first, my friend.
Easy sunny easy
One thing that you have ruined for me is Rob Cross' matches. I'm more interested in looking at the fucking water table now :lol:
Rodent capybara will be back next week at mine head

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by sennafan24 » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:09 am

Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am :lol:
Senna will be most pleased
:D
Fiss Plaps wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:05 am
"I hit 7 9 darters last year"

Buzz


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Buzz Buzz

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:09 am

Dwarf midget cunt was shit against ando last night

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Dart

Post by Jimmi » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:13 am

miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:09 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:06 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:05 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:04 am
miguelking wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am

I believe you were the one thinking about it first, my friend.
Easy sunny easy
One thing that you have ruined for me is Rob Cross' matches. I'm more interested in looking at the fucking water table now :lol:
Rodent capybara will be back next week at mine head
Sadly.
sennafan24 wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:09 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:03 am :lol:
Senna will be most pleased
:D
Fiss Plaps wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:05 am
"I hit 7 9 darters last year"

Buzz


"I'll shrink your arse"

Buzz Buzz

"I'll be at Q School in January"

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I've been reading that thread.
It's hilarious.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by SolidSCB » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:13 am

Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:15 am

SolidSCB wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:13 am Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.
+1
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:17 am

SolidSCB wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:13 am Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.
Your right!obese viking cunt. He is such an arrogant cunt on stage. Which I could understand if he had won multiple majors. He has such a massive viking head fuckin twat

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Mabbsy » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:19 am

Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:15 am
SolidSCB wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:13 am Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.
+1
Hell be consoling himself in a Victoria sponge, kfc bucket for 12, half a dozen doughnuts, three doner kebabs with chilli sauce and a litre of diet coke, all will be well tomorrow

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by SolidSCB » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:20 am

It's the old "If I act angry because I've only hit a 140, people will think I'm much better than I actually am" job.

Unfortunately Michael, we watch you shit the bed on an almost weekly basis. So we know that isn't the case and you are, in fact, a petulant, bottling shitbag.

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:21 am

Mabbsy wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:19 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:15 am
SolidSCB wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:13 am Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.
+1
Hell be consoling himself in a Victoria sponge, kfc bucket for 12, half a dozen doughnuts, three doner kebabs with chilli sauce and a litre of diet coke, all will be well tomorrow
Don’t for get the 20 hot wings kfc got on offer for 5.99 the obese viking will order at least 160

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:21 am

Mabbsy wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:19 am
Jimmi wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:15 am
SolidSCB wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:13 am Smith deserves an Oscar for the theatrics tonight. What a fucking plum that lad is.
+1
Hell be consoling himself in a Victoria sponge, kfc bucket for 12, half a dozen doughnuts, three doner kebabs with chilli sauce and a litre of diet coke, all will be well tomorrow
He probably thinks a diet coke counts as 1 of his 5 a day.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:22 am

Fair play to robocop

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