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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D & B » Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:48 am

Barry from Eastenders wrote:
Ginge wrote:A new claim, folks: apparently making the odd post on a forum whilst spending hours wasting time by a pool in the Canaries is more sadder than posting in the early hours that you are in a ladies house and you are about to fuck her. :D
Yes but only one of these situations actually happened
So you are suggesting Balloonhead Balboner is lying and is actually still a virgin.

That would be slanderous if it wasn't the truth.

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by M H » Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:59 pm

Doesn't everyone check emails and social media on their phones whilst on holiday?
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:10 pm

so clubfoot in the middle of the night seemingly gets back to a womans house, a desperate woman at that.and his first thing he does is tell a forum.....hmmm

Maybe he was excited as this was the furthest he ever got with a female that was still alive and needed to tell someone..
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by M H » Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:13 pm

Justin Credible wrote:so clubfoot in the middle of the night seemingly gets back to a womans house, a desperate woman at that.and his first thing he does is tell a forum.....hmmm

Maybe he was excited as this was the furthest he ever got with a female that was still alive and needed to tell someone..
Did that actually happen?
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:14 pm

according to ginge, and dandy ,yes
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by M H » Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:14 pm

Oh dear, was he joking?
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:21 pm

Why anyone would postpone sex, or even think of a forum, let alone post on it when sex/love/fucking etc is on the agenda.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by limegas » Sun Nov 01, 2015 3:34 pm

M H wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:so clubfoot in the middle of the night seemingly gets back to a womans house, a desperate woman at that.and his first thing he does is tell a forum.....hmmm

Maybe he was excited as this was the furthest he ever got with a female that was still alive and needed to tell someone..
Did that actually happen?

Of course

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by limegas » Sun Nov 01, 2015 3:35 pm

Brilliant stuff, i am almost in tears with Laughter

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:17 pm

M H wrote:Doesn't everyone check emails and social media on their phones whilst on holiday?
No no no no, that's being "sad", apparently.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:23 pm

Ginge wrote:
M H wrote:Doesn't everyone check emails and social media on their phones whilst on holiday?
No no no no, that's being "sad", apparently.

you must lie there and do nothing, just stare into space, forget that reality exists beyond the poolside
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by M H » Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:25 pm

Ginge wrote:
M H wrote:Doesn't everyone check emails and social media on their phones whilst on holiday?
No no no no, that's being "sad", apparently.
It's the curse of mobile phones. I still get work emails and calls when I'm away and deal with them. Also have a look here when I'm sitting around doing nothing. Aint these places supposed to be recreational?
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:26 pm

I dont have a mobile as ye know, and will never get one again.
Fucked mine in the river around ten years ago and never got one since.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:27 pm

M H wrote:
Ginge wrote:
M H wrote:Doesn't everyone check emails and social media on their phones whilst on holiday?
No no no no, that's being "sad", apparently.
It's the curse of mobile phones. I still get work emails and calls when I'm away and deal with them. Also have a look here when I'm sitting around doing nothing. Aint these places supposed to be recreational?
My phone provider doesn't charge any extra for using your phone in 16 other countries, Spain and the US being two of them and they are countries I have been to twice each in the past two years.

Roaming charges are vanishing in the EU from 2017 as well, everyone will be able to use data as if they were at home.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by M H » Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:28 pm

Should have also said Bradders always seems to get shit over there regardless.
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:28 pm

M H wrote:Should have also said Bradders always seems to get shit over there regardless.
Meh. I've had a good week.
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D & B » Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:38 pm

M H wrote:Should have also said Bradders always seems to get shit all over his prick regardless.
Would have made sense.

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by D & B » Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:05 pm

Correct place for this.
Pygmy Retired Dolescum wrote:I've already made an offer. If u don't fancy it anymore I'll happily step in. You did the same for me when I'd had enough and I'm eternally grateful, friend.

Our kid was (rightly or wrongly) very proud of setting this place up. He wouldn't want it stopped so if u want out the offer is there.

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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Justin Credible » Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:08 pm

D & B wrote:Correct place for this.
Pygmy Retired Dolescum wrote:I've already made an offer. If u don't fancy it anymore I'll happily step in. You did the same for me when I'd had enough and I'm eternally grateful, friend.

Our kid was (rightly or wrongly) very proud of setting this place up. He wouldn't want it stopped so if u want out the offer is there.

He really is a mentally deformed moron.

He retires, comes back, retires , comes back, hives away the forum, now wants it back.

stupid rochdale pygmy cunt
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Re: The most retarded claims ever made on forums

Post by Cooking with Sandra » Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:08 pm

What's the retarded claim?
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