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It's Thursday.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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Tomorrow will be Friday
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0 is an even number , although i had no idea that it was until the other day.

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Finishing percentages
Martin Adams 39%
Sharon Adams 100%

Martin Adams 39%
Sharon Adams 100%

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Red and green mixed together makes a shitty brown colour.
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Why do we always spew diced carrots when we're pissed?
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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The sky is blue during daylight hours
I was alive when Rangers died
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Orange juice is coloured orange
I wished for this, I bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact
You cannot kill what you did not create
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You cannot kill what you did not create
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Apple juice tastes like apples
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cheesecake is not made from cheese or at least should not be
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Philadelphia cheese is used.Justin Credible wrote:cheesecake is not made from cheese or at least should not be
Corkman in wrong again shocker.


One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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But it is CHEESE.Justin Credible wrote:philadelphia cheese is not made in philadelphia
and I quote "cheesecake is not made from cheese"
You can thank me later Gaz.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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You've fucked my life up!!Justin Credible wrote:philadelphia cheese is not made in philadelphia
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It's impossible to roast a chicken using a block of cheddar
I wished for this, I bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact
You cannot kill what you did not create
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My knob cheese smells like mature stilton.
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I have cheese on my knob, so i told my wife to bring crackers with her when she gives me a blow job
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You can't have a jack Daniels and coke if you use lemonade
I wished for this, I bitched at that
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You cannot kill what you did not create
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If I was to pick a fight against a polar bear then I'd lose.
I wished for this, I bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact
You cannot kill what you did not create
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You cannot kill what you did not create
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Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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