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Post by **micko** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:15 pm

It's Thursday.

Post by **D & B** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:24 pm

Tomorrow will be Friday

Post by **Stran** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:41 pm

0 is an even number , although i had no idea that it was until the other day.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:05 pm

Finishing percentages

Martin Adams 39%
Sharon Adams 100%

Post by **martin71109** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:15 pm

Red and green mixed together makes a shitty brown colour.

Post by **M H** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:20 pm

Why do we always spew diced carrots when we're pissed?

Post by **Jockenaria** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:24 pm

The sky is blue during daylight hours

Post by **gonk** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:26 pm

Orange juice is coloured orange

Post by **Jockenaria** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:28 pm

Apple juice tastes like apples

Post by **Justin Credible** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:32 pm

cheesecake is not made from cheese or at least should not be

Post by **micko** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:38 pm

Justin Credible wrote:cheesecake is not made from cheese or at least should not be

Philadelphia cheese is used.

Corkman in wrong again shocker.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:39 pm

philadelphia cheese is not made in philadelphia

Post by **micko** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:42 pm

Justin Credible wrote:philadelphia cheese is not made in philadelphia

But it is CHEESE.

and I quote "cheesecake is not made from cheese"

You can thank me later Gaz.

Post by **Jockenaria** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:43 pm

Justin Credible wrote:philadelphia cheese is not made in philadelphia

You've fucked my life up!!

Post by **gonk** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:45 pm

It's impossible to roast a chicken using a block of cheddar

Post by **D & B** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:46 pm

My knob cheese smells like mature stilton.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:47 pm

I have cheese on my knob, so i told my wife to bring crackers with her when she gives me a blow job

Post by **gonk** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:48 pm

You can't have a jack Daniels and coke if you use lemonade

Post by **gonk** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:51 pm

If I was to pick a fight against a polar bear then I'd lose.

Post by **micko** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:51 pm

Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

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