Cannibals - the most retarded forum comments ever thread...

[Cooking with Sandra]

Can’t help posting.

We know you cant

Ooooh we!

[HalloweenJack]

Can’t help posting.

He doesn’t have the same eagerness when it comes to finding a job.

Strange that.

Now now, we all know Thorn attends executive lunches with his job. It must be true as he told us.

[Rogg]

Hmm.
https://dartsnews.com/pdc/how-i-won-tha ... 9#comments

The COVID vaccine caused his decline no doubt. Same with De Sousa. Why isn't anyone talking about this?

[Randall]

I'll fetch my tin foil

[sennafan24]

Not a comment by a forum user.

But still belongs in this thread.

Tony O'Shea: 'Scott Mitchell is the best champion in my lifetime'

You seriously have to taking the piss Tony, surely...

[sennafan24]

A comment under this article - https://dartsnews.com/pdc/ranking-the-t ... 7#comments

richieburnettrocks +1286
18-05-2024
Phil Taylor is the greatest darts player ever.
The list seems very biased towards the PDC. World Championships do not necessary make a great player. Wright or Priestley do not warrant a place in the top 10. Not convinced about Anderson either. Where the hell is Richie Burnett or Chris Mason !! I have said before if Chris was as dedicated to his health regime in his playing days as he is now, he would have won so much more. Such a talented player.
Wolfie should be definitely be there and Glen Durrant, how much more would have Glen won if he wasn't sunk by covid. Also Ted Hankey or possibly Jocky Wilson too.

3+ Likes

[Ross, Bob]

A comment under this article - https://dartsnews.com/pdc/ranking-the-t ... 7#comments

richieburnettrocks +1286
18-05-2024
Phil Taylor is the greatest darts player ever.
The list seems very biased towards the PDC. World Championships do not necessary make a great player. Wright or Priestley do not warrant a place in the top 10. Not convinced about Anderson either. Where the hell is Richie Burnett or Chris Mason !! I have said before if Chris was as dedicated to his health regime in his playing days as he is now, he would have won so much more. Such a talented player.
Wolfie should be definitely be there and Glen Durrant, how much more would have Glen won if he wasn't sunk by covid. Also Ted Hankey or possibly Jocky Wilson too.

3+ Likes

Not much to disagree with there.

[sennafan24]

A comment under this article - https://dartsnews.com/pdc/ranking-the-t ... 7#comments

richieburnettrocks +1286
18-05-2024
Phil Taylor is the greatest darts player ever.
The list seems very biased towards the PDC. World Championships do not necessary make a great player. Wright or Priestley do not warrant a place in the top 10. Not convinced about Anderson either. Where the hell is Richie Burnett or Chris Mason !! I have said before if Chris was as dedicated to his health regime in his playing days as he is now, he would have won so much more. Such a talented player.
Wolfie should be definitely be there and Glen Durrant, how much more would have Glen won if he wasn't sunk by covid. Also Ted Hankey or possibly Jocky Wilson too.

3+ Likes

Not much to disagree with there.

[Ross, Bob]

A comment under this article - https://dartsnews.com/pdc/ranking-the-t ... 7#comments

richieburnettrocks +1286
18-05-2024
Phil Taylor is the greatest darts player ever.
The list seems very biased towards the PDC. World Championships do not necessary make a great player. Wright or Priestley do not warrant a place in the top 10. Not convinced about Anderson either. Where the hell is Richie Burnett or Chris Mason !! I have said before if Chris was as dedicated to his health regime in his playing days as he is now, he would have won so much more. Such a talented player.
Wolfie should be definitely be there and Glen Durrant, how much more would have Glen won if he wasn't sunk by covid. Also Ted Hankey or possibly Jocky Wilson too.

3+ Likes

Not much to disagree with there.

Stop spamming mate.

[HalloweenJack]

[ChrisW]

When is Ted out?

[Ross, Bob]

When is Ted out?

He's gay?

[shenmue]

Ted and Ted part two came out years ago.

Ted the tv series which was very funny came out a few months ago.

[sennafan24]

One for Rogg.

Guess who posted this?

Had a briliant dream that me and my russian homie Anastasia was painting the Lakeside Club and she started moaning that the paint smells too strong and it will put her off her darts so Jim Bowen came in and sprayed air freshner then shouted the fuckin darts is cancelled and a big MOOOOOO from Bully came over the speakers and I woke up !

[Rogg]

One for Rogg.

Guess who posted this?

Had a briliant dream that me and my russian homie Anastasia was painting the Lakeside Club and she started moaning that the paint smells too strong and it will put her off her darts so Jim Bowen came in and sprayed air freshner then shouted the fuckin darts is cancelled and a big MOOOOOO from Bully came over the speakers and I woke up !

has to be Bigworm. Ana, Bully and general whimsical madness are all clues.

[sennafan24]

One for Rogg.

Guess who posted this?

Had a briliant dream that me and my russian homie Anastasia was painting the Lakeside Club and she started moaning that the paint smells too strong and it will put her off her darts so Jim Bowen came in and sprayed air freshner then shouted the fuckin darts is cancelled and a big MOOOOOO from Bully came over the speakers and I woke up !

has to be Bigworm. Ana, Bully and general whimsical madness are all clues.

Correct

[ChrisW]

And then I blasted bully off into outer space.

[sennafan24]

I've had an idea for a brand new BDO on event called the Summer Slam. 3 day event Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Based in the summer obviously at a chosen decent sized venue.
Involving BDO mens. women and WDDA players. Mens top 16. Women's top 8. WDDA top 4 total of 32 players put into a blind draw.
Friday Group A consisting of 16 players. Saturday Group B consisting 16 players.
Once both groups have been drawn a second blind draw would happen to see who plays who in a straight forward KO event. The 8 winners from each day 1 and 2 would advance to a final 16 Sunday finale where it would become 8v8 Team vs Team on again a blind draw headed by a chosen team captain. The final would work on a points table 2 for win. 1 for draw. 0 for loss.
At the end of the final the winning team would be the one with most points but if the table is tied the two captains battle head to head in final showdown to take the prize money which is split between all the winning team
This is a great idea where the men, women and disabled players can come together in one super comp for a chance to take some dosh. New event and if you think it's shit then you can kiss my gritbixxx and put a donk on it. Hear me nowwwwwww. Shaggy ! Bigworm

[Rogg]

Memories. We used to see some eye boggling ideas for making the BDO great again. Bigworm surely had more sense than the dreaded Warren Brown tbf.

[wintergardener]

I miss Bigworm's utter nonsense.