The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by Justin Credible » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:43 pm

we are on course to see the FOURTH game that could be won with an average in the 60s
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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by KingMervtheFirst » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:43 pm

Crowd ignoring a match involving yet another BDO stalwart. But of course this one just happens to be female and homosexual.

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Post by Eric Barstool » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:44 pm

78.18 Golden Shower (1) V 74.55 Van De Graaf Engine (1)
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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by jocko » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:45 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:Anybody here ever jacked off over a female dart player?
LoS after confirmation he has a medical condition there.

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Post by Surreys finest » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:45 pm

KingMervtheFirst wrote:Crowd ignoring a match involving yet another BDO stalwart. But of course this one just happens to be female and homosexual.
Two concepts that Tony Green struggles to comprehend. Hence why he's not on commentary.
"John Walton trying out Q school is like a vicar trying gangsta rap"

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Post by D'Artagnan » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:46 pm

What a lovely complexion Trina has, so smooth.

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by Sin » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:47 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:
Sin wrote:BDO, decime qué se siente tener en casa a tu papá…
Te juro que aunque pasen los años
nunca nos vamos a olvidar…
Que el Bristow te gambeteó
que Taylor te vacunó
que estás llorando desde 1994 hasta hoy
A Hearn lo vas a ver
la mejor nos va a traer
Anderson es más grande que Doggie -
:lol:
Just ran that through google translate and it's more nonsensical in English
Its a play on Argentina's Brasil decime que siente from the world cup

Translated

Brazil, tell me how it feels
Having your Daddy here at home
I swear after all these years
We are never going to forget
That Diego slipped it by (Bristow)
To Cani who banged it home (Taylor)
You have been crying since 1994
Messi with no doubt (Hearns)
Will bring the Cup to us (best)
Maradona is greater than Pele! (Anderson, Doggie)

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Post by Surreys finest » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:47 pm

jocko wrote:
Lister of Smeg wrote:Anybody here ever jacked off over a female dart player?
LoS after confirmation he has a medical condition there.
Well the first time i saw the Paula Jacklin walk on...
"John Walton trying out Q school is like a vicar trying gangsta rap"

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by Lister of Smeg » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:49 pm

Surreys finest wrote:
jocko wrote:
Lister of Smeg wrote:Anybody here ever jacked off over a female dart player?
LoS after confirmation he has a medical condition there.
Well the first time i saw the Paula Jacklin walk on...

Aaghhhh, mate, please don't quote that tedious prick. We've all got the prick on ignore seeing how the mods are too idle to re-ban him ;)

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by Eric Barstool » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:53 pm

Final

80.01 Golden Shower (2) V 74.94 Van De Graaf Engine (1)

Whatever.......
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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by jocko » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:54 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:
Surreys finest wrote:
jocko wrote:
Lister of Smeg wrote:Anybody here ever jacked off over a female dart player?
LoS after confirmation he has a medical condition there.
Well the first time i saw the Paula Jacklin walk on...

Aaghhhh, mate, please don't quote that tedious prick. We've all got the prick on ignore seeing how the mods are too idle to re-ban him ;)
LoSmeg oven seething there :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by Justin Credible » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:58 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:
Surreys finest wrote:
jocko wrote:
Lister of Smeg wrote:Anybody here ever jacked off over a female dart player?
LoS after confirmation he has a medical condition there.
Well the first time i saw the Paula Jacklin walk on...

Aaghhhh, mate, please don't quote that tedious prick. We've all got the prick on ignore seeing how the mods are too idle to re-ban him ;)

I too have the mentally ill paedo wannabe dog on ignore as well.

Why the mods let him back is beyond me
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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by D'Artagnan » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:04 pm

World champion....you're havin a giraffe ffs

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by Eric Barstool » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:05 pm

Tony O'Shea: 'Scott Mitchell is the best champion in my lifetime'

You seriously have to taking the piss Tony, surely...
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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by Justin Credible » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:05 pm

Eric Barstool wrote:Tony O'Shea: 'Scott Mitchell is the best champion in my lifetime'

You seriously have to taking the piss Tony, surely...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Rogg » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:08 pm

Eric Barstool wrote:Tony O'Shea: 'Scott Mitchell is the best champion in my lifetime'

You seriously have to taking the piss Tony, surely...
:shock: you have got to be kidding me... these people are not well.
not a girl

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by D'Artagnan » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:08 pm

Top lad just had a calvin me thinks, talking pish there.

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by KingMervtheFirst » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:09 pm

Interesting that a BDO 'world' final will be between a homosexual and a black. Will they bring back Martin Fatz as MC for it?

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by Surreys finest » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:10 pm

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Re: The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

Post by skweezit » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:11 pm

be interesting to see if Mitchell can defend. here in this match anyways.

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