Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Slam

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Justin Credible » Thu Mar 24, 2016 5:29 pm

Darth Randall wrote:Listed below are the bdo players I would like to see in wolves

same list as me....uncanny
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Post by cannibal » Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:26 pm

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by fatknut » Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:36 pm

Ted Hankey...well past it but at least tried to make a go of the PDC
Jeff Smith...will never make it in PDC but isn't Adams or Duzza...
Andy Fordham...fuck it, good for darts!
Robbie Green... does he still play?
Anastasia Dobromyslova ... deserves another crack on PDC stage
Ummm....don't know enough about the rest...anyone who is only playing in the BDO hoping to springboard to PDC!

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Post by Surreys finest » Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:15 pm

There should never in a million years be 8 BDO scroungers in Wolves but if there was a gun to my head (and I am far too pretty to die) I would go for...

Durrant- The best player in the BDO, although his bottle and financial nous are questionable.
Wolfie- For the craic and in the hope he draws a real top draw PDC player.
Waites- has a bit of history in the comp, and has a bit of bottle
De Vos- might produce a decent performance and isn't ancient.
Jeff Smith- Average but might do ok with a fortunate group.
Scotty Dog- watch him get battered again.
maybe Mcgeeny and Veenstra to round it off

But out of that lot it's only really the top 3 names that I would be at all interested in watching
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by dartvader » Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:15 am

Gun to my head and having to choose from that shower of shite? Pull the fucking trigger.

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Post by twathammer » Sun Mar 27, 2016 8:54 pm

Alright then

Wolfie - cos the fans love a beardy cunt
Durrant - cos the fans love a melty cunt
Jeff Smith - cos he can sometimes throw a mean dart
Waites - Lakeshite champion and the Civic needs some shelves
Fitton - He wants to look at some new shelves
Me - Why the fuck not
That one with the frizzly hair that looks like a retarded Craig MacLachlan
Dennis Harbour - Just to see whether he falls over and bursts into a dusty mound

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by sennafan24 » Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:31 pm

I'd like to revise my picks.

For pure entertainment (or perhaps cringe factor)

Fordham
Hankey
Ross The Boss
Paula Jacklin
Doggy Dawson
Dennis Harbour
John Boy Walton
Pip Blackwell
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Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:42 pm

Ok you win senna, I'll turn the gun on myself. :(

I'll add all these up at some point and see what tdf has chosen. A few for Jeff Smith and De Vos but mostly death. We'll put him in Group F with Barney.
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Chizzyfan » Mon Mar 28, 2016 11:29 am

I can just imagine Chizzy destroying Jacklin in a group game. Even worse, a Hendo v Jacklin match-up. Only some sick goat like Lister would watch that.
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Post by KingMervtheFirst » Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:47 pm

Surely no one would have a problem with a GSoD place being given to English superstar Paula Jacklin. :D

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Post by twathammer » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:00 pm

Chizzyfan wrote:I can just imagine Chizzy destroying Jacklin in a group game. Even worse, a Hendo v Jacklin match-up. Only some sick goat like Lister would watch that.
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Rogg » Mon Apr 03, 2023 4:05 pm

Randall wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:21 pm Listed below are the bdo players I would like to see in wolves
lol. This was for the 2016 Slam.

My list wasn't bad. Be brave and revisit yours.
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by The Thorn » Mon Apr 03, 2023 4:09 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:31 pm I'd like to revise my picks.

For pure entertainment (or perhaps cringe factor)

Fordham
Hankey
Ross The Boss
Paula Jacklin
Doggy Dawson
Dennis Harbour
John Boy Walton
Pip Blackwell
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Randall » Mon Apr 03, 2023 4:59 pm

Rogg wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 4:05 pm
Randall wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:21 pm Listed below are the bdo players I would like to see in wolves
lol. This was for the 2016 Slam.

My list wasn't bad. Be brave and revisit yours.
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Slam

Post by Randall » Mon Apr 03, 2023 5:01 pm

Hey I picked nobody
What's wrong with that?
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Slam

Post by Rogg » Mon Apr 03, 2023 5:02 pm

Randall wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 5:01 pm Hey I picked nobody
What's wrong with that?
Nothing. I liked it.
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Slam

Post by Randall » Mon Apr 03, 2023 5:04 pm

Rogg wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 5:02 pm
Randall wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 5:01 pm Hey I picked nobody
What's wrong with that?
Nothing. I liked it.
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Slam

Post by The Thorn » Mon Apr 03, 2023 5:07 pm

I will do this thread for the 2023 Grand Slam

Top 32 in WDF will be eligible
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Apr 03, 2023 5:11 pm

The Thorn wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 5:07 pm I will do this thread for the 2023 Grand Slam

Top 32 in WDF will be eligible
Done. Please go and vote.

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Randall » Mon Apr 03, 2023 7:15 pm

Justin Credible wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2016 5:29 pm
Darth Randall wrote:Listed below are the bdo players I would like to see in wolves

same list as me....uncanny
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