Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Slam

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by sennafan24 » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:02 am

Rogg wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:Fuck every single last one of them

The PDC do not owe these spineless bitter genetic throwbacks a living.
If the aint got the backbone, testicular fortitude, or the barest ounce of ambition, let alone ability let them rot and fucking die and go down with the ship. they nailed their colors too.
Fuck 'em
Can I tempt you to Jim Widmayer?
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Randall » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:03 am

cannibal wrote:please only call Widmayer if the venue needs the trash taken out, and then I bet he would be lucky to hit the bin.
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Rogg » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:04 am

cannibal wrote:please only call Widmayer if the venue needs the trash taken out, and then I bet he would be lucky to hit the bin.
:lol:

did you ever see the press release calling him 'US superstar Jim Widmayer'? 'English legend Paula Jacklin' also got a mention on that one.
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Post by Justin Credible » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:10 am

Rogg wrote:
cannibal wrote:please only call Widmayer if the venue needs the trash taken out, and then I bet he would be lucky to hit the bin.
:lol:

did you ever see the press release calling him 'US superstar Jim Widmayer'? 'English legend Paula Jacklin' also got a mention on that one.

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Post by Rogg » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:12 am

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by cannibal » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:12 am

Rogg wrote:
cannibal wrote:please only call Widmayer if the venue needs the trash taken out, and then I bet he would be lucky to hit the bin.
:lol:

did you ever see the press release calling him 'US superstar Jim Widmayer'? 'English legend Paula Jacklin' also got a mention on that one.
Fortunately I didn't see that because if I did I would have gouged my eyes out with a screw driver. I am not a big fan of American dart players in general but the love that Widmayer gets boggles my mind. Just the result of desperation for Americans to hang their rooting hat on someone in the red white and blue. The guy just isn't that good. His league play is about what he brings to the stage and both are not what I would call world class or even a decent county standard.
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by M H » Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:19 am

Jobber wrote:
Rogg wrote:
Jobber wrote:The lack of tv coverage could give the bdo the perfect excuse to hand pick their "dream eight" and we all know who that is. :?
I'm convinced that there'll be a number of wildcard picks involved this time. That's not going to be good.
Im expecting nothing but carnage with the BDO old guard and the PDC floor lot taking up half the spots!
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Chizzyfan » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:18 pm

They would have to find some way to keep it a little bit unique. Totally change the format or something. I would watch one leg of 3001 for each match.
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Post by Justin Credible » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:25 pm

legs like 1001 and 3001 would see obviously even higher averages as more efforts at 180 plus more scoring visits
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Post by Chizzyfan » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:26 pm

Surely it would be worth trying; however, it may be wise to try it in a smaller non-ranking event like the Masters first.
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Post by mattp » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:36 pm

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Tommo » Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:01 pm

No, sorry.............

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by fuzzy » Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:05 pm

**AMENDED THREAD -- GUN IN YOUR HAND WHICH 8 BDO PLAYERS WOULD YOU WANT TO SHOOT**

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Randall » Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:08 pm

fuzzy wrote:**AMENDED THREAD -- GUN IN YOUR HAND WHICH 8 BDO PLAYERS WOULD YOU WANT TO SHOOT**
Now this is much more like it!
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Post by Mabbsy » Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:10 pm

fuzzy wrote:**AMENDED THREAD -- GUN IN YOUR HAND WHICH 800 BDO PLAYERS WOULD YOU WANT TO SHOOT**
Amended again :D

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Randall » Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:11 pm

fuzzy wrote:**AMENDED THREAD -- GUN IN YOUR HAND WHICH BDO PLAYERS WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO SHOOT**
Amended again :mrgreen:
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by skweezit » Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:17 pm

martin adams
larry butler
scott waites
soldier gates
skweezit (but I admit I'm only after the prize money for group stage participation!)
jeff smith
darin young
darius labbananask (sp?), labanowskiss (sp?), labamamaouseska (sp?), aw fuck it- jimmy widmayer :lol:
just kidding - that wdf darius guy.*



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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Randall » Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:21 pm

Listed below are the bdo players I would like to see in wolves
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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by skweezit » Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:28 pm

a quick question -
has the gun been in anybody's mouth before it's being put to our heads?
you know, 'cuz of the possible spreading of germs.
we might not be able to see them, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.
I think we all would.
could the original poster clarify this issue please?
I'm not sure I'd want to come down with a slight cold just because I picked darin young.

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Re: Gun to your head -- pick 8 BDO players for the Grand Sla

Post by Rogg » Thu Mar 24, 2016 3:59 pm

skweezit wrote:a quick question -
has the gun been in anybody's mouth before it's being put to our heads?
you know, 'cuz of the possible spreading of germs.
we might not be able to see them, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.
I think we all would.
could the original poster clarify this issue please?
I'm not sure I'd want to come down with a slight cold just because I picked darin young.
This is more complicated than I was expecting...

I would have kept things reasonably humane, cleaning the gun and such, but then someone picked Hankey. All bets are now off.
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