Personal Grooming

[Justin Credible]

How far is too far for blokes. ?

Wife told me I should get a manicure and protect my nails ( I think she only said it to get me to go on a rant) as lots of blokes are getting it done.

Needless to say, that too me is gay as fuck
up there with botox for bloke.

[Chizzyfan]

A bit of moisturiser never does any harm. Anything else, too far.

[Justin Credible]

A bit of moisturiser never does any harm. Anything else, too far.

use that after my shower, or a shave.

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I will also use cologne
and also get the wife every now and then to trim the eyebrows....none of that waxing shit either

[PubChucker]

Fuck that.....shower or bathe daily and shave when appropriate.
Use a decent deodorant and keep the hair tidy......that is as far as it need go.

[Justin Credible]

got a buddy, who is like a fucking ape in terms of hair, he has eyebrows about 2 inches long and is so hairy that even with a shirt and tie closed, his chest hair is sticking out over the knot of the tie and joins with his neck hair,

If i had that it would be gone.

[M H]

Fuck that.....shower or bathe daily and shave when appropriate.
Use a decent deodorant and keep the hair tidy......that is as far as it need go.

Pretty much nails it for me. Clip my fingernails rather than bite them

[Justin Credible]

hair gel another thing for poser cunts

[Justin Credible]

and what the fuck is it with baldy cunts polishing their head.

you see them around, these baldy guys that have heads like they were laminated and shining like a pool ball....what the fuck with that queer shit ?

[Stran]

shower / shave and a bit of gel... anything else is gay as fuck

[M H]

The comb overs, old blokes with pony tails and trying to cover the grey make me laugh

[Stran]

The comb overs, old blokes with pony tails and trying to cover the grey make me laugh

i cant wait til i start going bald ...easy as fuck just shave my napper and nothing to worry about again.

[Justin Credible]

pony tails on people over 40 look retarded and especially those with a bald patch and pony tail.

cunts who dye their hair jet black and look like something out of sesame street

[Randall]

I pretty much do fuck all besides wash.

[Lister of Smeg]

got a buddy, who is like a fucking ape in terms of hair, he has eyebrows about 2 inches long and is so hairy that even with a shirt and tie closed, his chest hair is sticking out over the knot of the tie and joins with his neck hair,

If i had that it would be gone.

Nothing strange about that in Oireland

[Hutchy72]

Steve "trapped Chilean miner tribute act" Egerton the man who cultivates penicillin on his soap dish will lap the snot out of this thread.
As will the human bouncy castle and Prader-Willie sufferer Fordham as that thing is now at the stage he pays professional Pot holers to de-gunk the blue fluff from the Black Hole of Calcutta that once was his Belly button.
And what about Les "Mcdirty" Wallace the human answer to the contents of a Hoover bag that brushes his teeth with dogshit and who's flannel sits snuggly in the nose cone of a biological weapon.

[Noisycrowds]

I pretty much do fuck all besides wank.

[Robert Ross]

Shave my pubes, makes my small cock look average in length.

[Wolflanternbumbag]

Shave my pubes, makes my small cock look average in length.

[Wolflanternbumbag]

I shave my arm pits and ballsack, also my chest. Then the usual shave face, style hair etc

[D'Artagnan]

Apart from a bit lippy that's it..