Most extravagant item.

[Dartfrog]

Other from the obvious ie house, car or holiday etc what's the most expensive one off item you've ever purchased, something you didn't really need but bought anyway...
3D tv?, tailored suit?, piece of art work?.....

[M H]

Does my ex wife's wedding dress count?

[Dartfrog]

I suppose so, although i really meant the most expensive item you've bought for yourself.
Have you worn the dress since?

[M H]

Not after I pissed on it mate.

I remember years ago buying a camcorder thinking I really wanted one. Having isn't quite the same as wanting is it.

[Dartfrog]

It's a bastard when you mistake the wardrobe for the toilet isn't it.

[M H]

That's exactly what happened mate, least it was her wardrobe and not mine

[Dartfrog]

I'm sure she woke up saw what you did and had a good old laugh about it.

[M H]

She was really amused I can tell you.

[Dartfrog]

It's events like pissing on your wife's wedding dress that really bring couples together.

[M H]

Worked for us mate

[Dartfrog]

Next time you have a big argument take a dump in her jewellery box.

[M H]

We divorced 18 years ago and have never been happier

[Dartfrog]

So in reality doing a wee on the dress actually didn't help.
I'm revoking your marriage councillors licence.

[M H]

I was crap at it anyway

[Justin Credible]

I buy a lot of weird shit on a whim...providing I have the readies available.

I have bought suits, I have never worn.I got a guy to make me a heraldic shield full size with my family crest on it.
Power tools I gave away,.I bought a silver bangle about 20 years ago cost me over a hundred quid at the time, lot of money then for a bracelet,Remember my girlfriend thinking i was insane and wasting money...fuck her, she is gone and I still got that bracelet and still wear it every day since.
At around the same time 20 years ago bought a pair of hand stitched cowboy boots, still got them too.I bought weird shit all my life, plasma balls and lava lamps..before they came back in to fashion.

[coombsy48]

I spent £300 on a minichamps valentino rossi bike signed by the man himself, i brought it as a investment thinking the price would go up........its still worth £300 now. I need valentino rossi to die!!!

I have also spent £275 on a handbag for my ex when we were in rome.

Now im a peasent and two pouches of baccy is about as extravagent as it gets

[Dartfrog]

Yes but you can ride around your living room in style smoking roll ups, not many can say that.

[M H]

Hope she didn't put it in a slot machine after Snakey?

[Justin Credible]

Does my ex wife's wedding dress count?

my wifes dress cost a fortune too....she wants to get it specially cleaned so she can rehang in the wardrobe....

I just walk away shaking my head.

[M H]

Piss on it Gaz, worked for me mate!