The new years resolution thread

[doG]

I made the usual set of resolutions -

1. To stop taking of my collar.
2. Not scratch my flea's in the house.
3. Bury more bones for when times are hard.
4. Wear protection when out at night fucking all the bitches in the street.
5. Stop shitting on the footpath.

[Justin Credible]

go fuck yourself

[gazman]

Not got anything that needs sorting really other than cutting back on the drink. Stopped smoking roughly 17 months ago, and keep myself in shape pretty well. But drinking is pretty much a nightly affair, so I'm going to see if I can hold off for January. Not because I want to jump on the "dry January" band wagon, but just to see how it fecking feels to wake up in a morning with a clear head and to give the liver a breather.

[Randall]

i gave up alcohol in june, could do with cutting back on the junk food, oh and work less

[gazman]

Win the fecking forum lottery and we can all sort out the "work less" part

[skweezit]

I'm going to change my modus operandi of orthography in my posts by using capital letters to begin my sentences.
I'm also going to try and cut back on Latin phrases.

[D & B]

My resolution in not to make any more resolutions.

[doG]

go fuck yourself

I have often thought how useful fucking yourself would be, but then decided mastibation was so much easier. So that's a NO there JC, but by all means, you may continue fucking yourself since you've worked it out.

[Justin Credible]

ok thanks