Well Randall, I see you finally got it...

Post by **Sprocket501** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:50 am

Years of sucking up finally got you your dream. No matter how much you tried to deny it on both forums, it was clear for all that your life craved your new position.

I, for one, am thrilled for you.

Sorry, I've been so late in my congratulations...

Post by **The Ginge Reaper** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:51 am

Post by **Sprocket501** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:52 am

Shocked it took so long - how much saliva did you waste over the years?

Post by **The Ginge Reaper** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:54 am

Anyway Sprocket, Im confused. Your last post on DF was on the 29th September and you got a six month ban. So surely its up tomorrow and not Sunday?

Post by **Sprocket501** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:56 am

It took him a few days to decide the length I think.

Anyway,

MH: Randall, we want you to be mod.

Randall: Omg omg omg - my life's dream, I swear. I'm overcome. But listen mate, no big announcements eh? Sprocket will only take the piss as he's seen through me for years.

Post by **Sprocket501** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:01 am

Incidently Brad, I fully expect the ban to be extended once Rout realises.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:01 am

Sprocket501 wrote:Incidently Brad, I fully expect the ban to be extended once Rout realises.

without a reason?!

Post by **The Ginge Reaper** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:02 am

Knots & crosses wrote:
Sprocket501 wrote:Incidently Brad, I fully expect the ban to be extended once Rout realises.
without a reason?!

Of course.

Post by **Sprocket501** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:03 am

Knots & crosses wrote:
Sprocket501 wrote:Incidently Brad, I fully expect the ban to be extended once Rout realises.
without a reason?!

Absolutely.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:05 am

Sprocket501 wrote:
Knots & crosses wrote:
Sprocket501 wrote:Incidently Brad, I fully expect the ban to be extended once Rout realises.
without a reason?!
Absolutely.

Fairey muff

Post by **Sprocket501** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:08 am

My guess is that I try to sign on and I get a message saying something along the lines of 'April Fool - fuck off!'

Post by **The Ginge Reaper** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:13 am

Sprocket501 wrote:My guess is that I try to sign on and I get a message saying something along the lines of 'April Fool - fuck off!'

Wait until after 12 then, then they will be the fool.

Post by **Sprocket501** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:14 am

Post by **Noisycrowds** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:09 am

is randall a mod now ??

Post by **M H** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:15 am

Yes mate

Post by **Sprocket501** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:16 am

Oh yes, indeed. Inspiration to all of us. If you want something enough, lick enough arses for years an years and you will get it.

It was cringeworthy stuff at times but he knew what he was doing.

His attempts at ignoring all this is admirable too. One assumes he expected it.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:17 pm

or maybe randall could not be bothered addressing a fat obese baldy four eyed alcoholic chess loving gimp with no identity and wishes he was a yank.

run along mongo and look at some pictures of new york ya sad fuck

Post by **Noisycrowds** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:45 pm

all that arse licking to become a mod , was it worth it

that means here we have 10 mods and 5 contributors

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:55 pm

Noisycrowds wrote:all that arse licking to become a mod , was it worth it

that means here we have 10 mods and 5 contributors

Post by **gazman** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:08 pm

Big plans are afoot for this place. Dicie is planning to do a naked run through his local town with TDF tattooed to his bare arse to raise interest and generate new members.

No stone will be left unturned in our quest to raise the profile of this place.