Jeff Stelling and others at their best...

Post by **D & B** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:16 pm

" Today I am joined by Paul Walsh who won the cup with Spurs in 1991, Phil Thompson who won it in 1974, Paul Merson who won it in 1993 and Matt Le Tissier. What are you doing here?"

Jeff Stelling

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:16 pm

unbelievable Jeff

Post by **D & B** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:20 pm

"Geovanni might have a sweet left foot but he has a head like a toblerone"

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:21 pm

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Post by **D & B** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:22 pm

" Dirk Kuyt is earning himself the reputation as Anfield's Prince Harry - in the front line for three months and no one knows about it"

Phil Thomas

Post by **DrZoidberg** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:23 pm

did you happen to get a book of funny football quotes recently D&B? i got one for christmas and it is essential reading on the throne.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:27 pm

this is another class montage

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Post by **D & B** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:29 pm

"Ballack is having a nightmare. They will be changing his name soon"

Chris Waddle

Post by **D & B** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:31 pm

DrZoidberg wrote:did you happen to get a book of funny football quotes recently D&B? i got one for christmas and it is essential reading on the throne.

Indeed mate,was it this?

Almost as funny as the Paul Gascoigne psychiatrist sessions I was reading prior to it.

Post by **D & B** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:44 pm

"Don't hoover up while Chelsea are playing because if you knock the telly Robben will fall over"

Ruud Gullit

Post by **DrZoidberg** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:02 pm

D & B wrote:
DrZoidberg wrote:did you happen to get a book of funny football quotes recently D&B? i got one for christmas and it is essential reading on the throne.

Indeed mate,was it this?

Almost as funny as the Paul Gascoigne psychiatrist sessions I was reading prior to it.

thats the one!!

Post by **hang the dj** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:33 pm

Jeff is a legend

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:36 pm

agreed

Post by **Dartfrog** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:29 pm

"For every five pounds Celtic spend, we will spend ten."

Sir David Murray.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:49 pm

Dartfrog wrote:"For every five pounds Celtic spend, we will spend ten."

Sir David Murray.

and pay no tax whatsoever.

Post by **hang the dj** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:28 pm

Dartfrog wrote:"For every five pounds Celtic spend, we will spend ten."

Sir David Murray.

He also gave it "I'd rather be in an overdraft & winning trophies rather have good balance sheet" - oh dear David

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:41 pm

hang the dj wrote:
Dartfrog wrote:"For every five pounds Celtic spend, we will spend ten."

Sir David Murray.
He also gave it "I'd rather be in an overdraft & winning trophies rather have good balance sheet" - oh dear David

that'll be why MIM are £800m in the hole then.

Post by **Jockenaria** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:05 pm

Knots & crosses wrote:
hang the dj wrote:
Dartfrog wrote:"For every five pounds Celtic spend, we will spend ten."

Sir David Murray.
He also gave it "I'd rather be in an overdraft & winning trophies rather have good balance sheet" - oh dear David
that'll be why MIM are £800m in the hole then.

That's small change to Murray!!! Aye right!!