F.A.O Mr Gazman

[D & B]

Dear Sir,

Are you available one day next week to walk me through the server issues of dart pro? It has been several weeks now maybe months and it is now time to get this show on the road. After uncareful consideration I believe a simple knockout tournament held over a afternoon or evening will be first on the agenda.

Looking Forward to your assistance on this matter

Yours Faithfully
D&B

[M H]

Wasting your time asking Dandy, the cunt's fucking useless

[D & B]

It was either him or Pizza Fanny, but ran out of songs to express my needs. So Gazman it was.

[M H]

So both are as useless as each other mate? By the way I aint got a clue so that must make me as useless as them!

[D & B]

and I'm asking for help so that makes me useless too.

Doomed, we're all doomed.

[M H]

Harsh but very true mate. Captain and crew first!

[D & B]

Harsh but very true mate. Captain and crew first!

[Sheep Shagger]

Wasting your time asking Dandy, the cunt's fucking useless

Incorrect, he'd have to take night classes for a year to get up to the level of fucking useless

[Justin Credible]

Wasting your time asking Dandy, the cunt's fucking useless

Incorrect, he'd have to take night classes for a year to get up to the level of fucking useless

he dont need to take them, to lazy for that...

Gazman is a natural............he has his own style when it comes to laziness

[gazman]

Dandy, pm me what router you are using mate.

[D & B]

Cheers mate, Its a Sagem I think.

Out and about tonight, will have to be Sunday evening if you are free.

[M H]

You got no chance getting sense from Gaz any night Dandy

[D & B]

Just be looking at the PortForward instructions and it lost me after step 1 so if Gaz can't help me the never starting tournament may never start.

By the way why haven't you got a board in yer house?

[gazman]

Cheers mate, Its a Sagem I think.

Out and about tonight, will have to be Sunday evening if you are free.

Need a tad more info mate

Which make?

[D & B]

Cheers mate, Its a Sagem I think.

Out and about tonight, will have to be Sunday evening if you are free.

Need a tad more info mate

Which make?

Not a fucking clue, will not get time to look until Sun eve.

Ballet in morning, MOT afternoon(then trying to find a loan shark to pay for the repairs), Dads Birthday in the evening.

Will you be aboutish?

[gazman]

Should be. Unless my life takes an amazing upturn and I suddenly get a life

[D & B]

Should be. Unless my life takes an amazing upturn and I suddenly get a life

Same here.....See you Sunday then.

[M H]

Just be looking at the PortForward instructions and it lost me after step 1 so if Gaz can't help me the never starting tournament may never start.

By the way why haven't you got a board in yer house?

I dont need to practice as I've already reached the maximum leveL of shitness!

[D & B]

Just be looking at the PortForward instructions and it lost me after step 1 so if Gaz can't help me the never starting tournament may never start.

By the way why haven't you got a board in yer house?

I dont need to practice as I've already reached the maximum leveL of shitness!

Trust me you haven't seen anything yet, 89 darts and still counting the other day... Consistency is not my strong point.

If this tourney ever gets off the ground how are you going to join in?

[M H]

There's no room in mine for a board mate. Not only that my missus would go mad if I put one up