I'm considering maiming my neighbour.

[Ross, Bob]

Cunt is complaining about my BBQ

- after his complaint last year I moved the bbq to the other side of the garden
- I only use the bbq 4-5 times a year
- the wind is blowing in the other direction, away from his house.

Should I talk with him, or just shoot him?

[sennafan24]

Great thread.

[ChrisW]

Buy a gas bbq.

[Dfc180]

Cunt is complaining about my BBQ

- after his complaint last year I moved the bbq to the other side of the garden
- I only use the bbq 4-5 times a year
- the wind is blowing in the other direction, away from his house.

Should I talk with him, or just shoot him?

Just tell him to fuck off

[Rogg]

Neighbours are wankers. What's the precise complaint Bob?

[The Thorn]

Just shit in his garden as usual

[Ross, Bob]

Just shit in his garden as usual

That's a great idea mate.

[Ross, Bob]

Neighbours are wankers. What's the precise complaint Bob?

He's complaining about the smell. I use briquettes, the wind is blowing the other way, so what's the fucking issue.

Well, I had a few, so avoided the discussion. Will tell him tomorrow to go fuck himself.

[Dfc180]

Neighbours are wankers. What's the precise complaint Bob?

He's complaining about the smell. I use briquettes, the wind is blowing the other way, so what's the fucking issue.

Well, I had a few, so avoided the discussion. Will tell him tomorrow to go fuck himself.

That's the spirit

[TheMalteseDart]

Sounds like a wanker

But enough about Bob

[The Thorn]

Sounds like a wanker

But enough about Bob

You on the booze?

Bob is sound.

[Ross, Bob]

Sounds like a wanker

But enough about Bob

That's quite insulting mate.

[Ross, Bob]

Sounds like a wanker

But enough about Bob

You on the booze?

Bob is sound.

Appreciate it mate.

[daveboygreen]

Sounds like a wanker

But enough about Bob

Indeed. + 10,000,000

[TheMalteseDart]

Sounds like a wanker

But enough about Bob

You on the booze?

Bob is sound.

Apologies, I like Bob

[daveboygreen]

Neighbours are wankers. What's the precise complaint Bob?

He's complaining about the smell. I use briquettes, the wind is blowing the other way, so what's the fucking issue.

Well, I had a few, so avoided the discussion. Will tell him tomorrow to go fuck himself.

Fuck off you soppy cunt, The neighbours kids will lay you out.

[daveboygreen]

Neighbours are wankers. What's the precise complaint Bob?

He's complaining about the smell. I use briquettes, the wind is blowing the other way, so what's the fucking issue.

Well, I had a few, so avoided the discussion. Will tell him tomorrow to go fuck himself.

Alcoholism is a choice apparently.....Hmmmm

[Ross, Bob]

Dave on a roll, there.

[Ross, Bob]

Sounds like a wanker

But enough about Bob

You on the booze?

Bob is sound.

Apologies, I like Bob

We should have a baby.

[daveboygreen]

Sounds like a wanker

But enough about Bob

You on the booze?

Bob is sound.

Apologies, I like Bob

Malt bowing down to peer pressure from that fucking melt Thorn of all people!! Shocking!!