What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:44 am
Well?
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Modus should invite him. Imagine the outrage.oche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:31 am He won't be going into Darts again. I assume he will be unemployed
fIXEDHalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.
Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.
Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.
Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.
Hankey - Well i''ve been released from Prison for underage sex
Randall - Never mind that, you are not a world champion...how dare you lie....GET OUT
Ted didn’t get prosecuted for underage sex though.oche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:35 amfIXEDHalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.
Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.
Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.
Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.
Hankey - Well i''ve been released from Prison for underage sex
Randall - Never mind that, you are not a world champion...how dare you lie....GET OUT
True storyoche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:35 amfIXEDHalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.
Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.
Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.
Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.
Hankey - Well i''ve been released from Prison for underage sex
Randall - Never mind that, you are not a world champion...how dare you lie....GET OUT
He would be right.HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.
Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.
Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.
Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.
What abuse ? If he played WDF events I can’t imagine the attendances would be earth shattering. I doubt there would be people with burning pitchforks waiting for Hankey if he played the Romanian open.dartsdirect81 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:50 pmI can't see it because of the abuse people would give him because of his crimes.
Plus he won't have played darts for a while.
Abuse from other players, bias against him from officials, abuse from fans at Lakeside and other British Events with crowds.HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:07 pmWhat abuse ? If he played WDF events I can’t imagine the attendances would be earth shattering. I doubt there would be people with burning pitchforks waiting for Hankey if he played the Romanian open.dartsdirect81 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:50 pmI can't see it because of the abuse people would give him because of his crimes.
Plus he won't have played darts for a while.