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What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:44 am
by HalloweenJack
Well?

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:48 am
by Cooking with Sandra
Darts, probably.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:04 am
by dartsdirect81
Unemployed. Although that said, there are schemes that help released criminals get back into work. So it is possible that he'll get a job but no way will he continue with darts

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:26 am
by Randall
It won't be d
No n o n c e s

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:31 am
by oche balboa
He won't be going into Darts again. I assume he will be unemployed

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am
by HalloweenJack
I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:33 am
by HalloweenJack
oche balboa wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:31 am He won't be going into Darts again. I assume he will be unemployed
Modus should invite him. Imagine the outrage.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:35 am
by oche balboa
HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.

Hankey - Well i''ve been released from Prison for underage sex

Randall - Never mind that, you are not a world champion...how dare you lie....GET OUT
fIXED

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 11:11 am
by HalloweenJack
oche balboa wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:35 am
HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.

Hankey - Well i''ve been released from Prison for underage sex

Randall - Never mind that, you are not a world champion...how dare you lie....GET OUT
fIXED
Ted didn’t get prosecuted for underage sex though.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 11:20 am
by Randall
oche balboa wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:35 am
HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.

Hankey - Well i''ve been released from Prison for underage sex

Randall - Never mind that, you are not a world champion...how dare you lie....GET OUT
fIXED
True story

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:02 pm
by The Thorn
Hanky threw plastic bats at Randall

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:06 pm
by Randall
The Thorn wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:02 pm Hanky threw plastic bats at Randall
He wouldn't dare

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm
by jimhope
Probably resume his darts career

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:50 pm
by dartsdirect81
jimhope wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm Probably resume his darts career
I can't see it because of the abuse people would give him because of his crimes.

Plus he won't have played darts for a while.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:09 pm
by Cooking with Sandra
jimhope wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm Probably resume his darts career
Yep, will have been keeping his eye in during his stretch.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:46 pm
by Ross, Bob
HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.
He would be right.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:47 pm
by Ross, Bob
I prefer he had a real stroke and die.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:04 pm
by HalloweenJack
Ted’s 2000 world title had arguably a stronger field than the PDC equivalent. Back then he was a legitimate top 3 player in the world.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:07 pm
by HalloweenJack
dartsdirect81 wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:50 pm
jimhope wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm Probably resume his darts career
I can't see it because of the abuse people would give him because of his crimes.

Plus he won't have played darts for a while.
What abuse ? If he played WDF events I can’t imagine the attendances would be earth shattering. I doubt there would be people with burning pitchforks waiting for Hankey if he played the Romanian open.

Re: What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:13 pm
by dartsdirect81
HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:07 pm
dartsdirect81 wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:50 pm
jimhope wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm Probably resume his darts career
I can't see it because of the abuse people would give him because of his crimes.

Plus he won't have played darts for a while.
What abuse ? If he played WDF events I can’t imagine the attendances would be earth shattering. I doubt there would be people with burning pitchforks waiting for Hankey if he played the Romanian open.
Abuse from other players, bias against him from officials, abuse from fans at Lakeside and other British Events with crowds.