What job will Ted Hankey do when he finishes his sentence?

Post by **HalloweenJack** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:44 am

Well?

Post by **Cooking with Sandra** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:48 am

Darts, probably.

Post by **dartsdirect81** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:04 am

Unemployed. Although that said, there are schemes that help released criminals get back into work. So it is possible that he'll get a job but no way will he continue with darts

Post by **Randall** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:26 am

It won't be d
No n o n c e s

Post by **oche balboa** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:31 am

He won't be going into Darts again. I assume he will be unemployed

Post by **HalloweenJack** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am

I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.

Post by **HalloweenJack** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:33 am

oche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:31 am He won't be going into Darts again. I assume he will be unemployed

Modus should invite him. Imagine the outrage.

Post by **oche balboa** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:35 am

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.

Hankey - Well i''ve been released from Prison for underage sex

Randall - Never mind that, you are not a world champion...how dare you lie....GET OUT

fIXED

Post by **HalloweenJack** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 11:11 am

oche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:35 am
HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.

Hankey - Well i''ve been released from Prison for underage sex

Randall - Never mind that, you are not a world champion...how dare you lie....GET OUT
fIXED

Ted didn’t get prosecuted for underage sex though.

Post by **Randall** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 11:20 am

oche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:35 am
HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.

Hankey - Well i''ve been released from Prison for underage sex

Randall - Never mind that, you are not a world champion...how dare you lie....GET OUT
fIXED

True story

Post by **The Thorn** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:02 pm

Hanky threw plastic bats at Randall

Post by **Randall** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:06 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:02 pm Hanky threw plastic bats at Randall

He wouldn't dare

Post by **jimhope** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm

Probably resume his darts career

Post by **dartsdirect81** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:50 pm

jimhope wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm Probably resume his darts career

I can't see it because of the abuse people would give him because of his crimes.

Plus he won't have played darts for a while.

Post by **Cooking with Sandra** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:09 pm

jimhope wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm Probably resume his darts career

Yep, will have been keeping his eye in during his stretch.

Post by **Ross, Bob** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:46 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 10:32 am I can just envisage the interview with Randall now.

Randall - So Edward, what qualities do you think you would bring to the role.

Hankey - Well I am a 2 time world darts champion.

Randall - ‘NO NO NO, they are toy world titles and don’t count in my eyes’ he bellowed.

He would be right.

Post by **Ross, Bob** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:47 pm

I prefer he had a real stroke and die.

Post by **HalloweenJack** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:04 pm

Ted’s 2000 world title had arguably a stronger field than the PDC equivalent. Back then he was a legitimate top 3 player in the world.

Post by **HalloweenJack** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:07 pm

dartsdirect81 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:50 pm
jimhope wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm Probably resume his darts career
I can't see it because of the abuse people would give him because of his crimes.

Plus he won't have played darts for a while.

What abuse ? If he played WDF events I can’t imagine the attendances would be earth shattering. I doubt there would be people with burning pitchforks waiting for Hankey if he played the Romanian open.

Post by **dartsdirect81** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:13 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:07 pm
dartsdirect81 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:50 pm
jimhope wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 2:49 pm Probably resume his darts career
I can't see it because of the abuse people would give him because of his crimes.

Plus he won't have played darts for a while.
What abuse ? If he played WDF events I can’t imagine the attendances would be earth shattering. I doubt there would be people with burning pitchforks waiting for Hankey if he played the Romanian open.

Abuse from other players, bias against him from officials, abuse from fans at Lakeside and other British Events with crowds.