Any tips on how to talk to women?

[The Thorn]

Might be weird asking here but I consider many of you my friends. I haven't had a relationship. Not the best socially I have my friend group but I don't often go out or talk to new people. So I haven't dated seriously. I am also aware of my appearance as I'm a bit overweight and slightly balding. Maybe someone has been in the same boots or can offer some advice. Thanks sincerely.

[Randall]

Don't do it

[Ross, Bob]

Instead of talking to women, try killing yourself.

[Randall]

Certainly cheaper

[Ross, Bob]

Certainly cheaper

And better for the forum, so no need for a new mod.

[sennafan24]

Might be weird asking here but I consider many of you my friends. I haven't had a relationship. Not the best socially I have my friend group but I don't often go out or talk to new people. So I haven't dated seriously. I am also aware of my appearance as I'm a bit overweight and slightly balding. Maybe someone has been in the same boots or can offer some advice. Thanks sincerely.

At least this is new material.

[Ross, Bob]

Might be weird asking here but I consider many of you my friends. I haven't had a relationship. Not the best socially I have my friend group but I don't often go out or talk to new people. So I haven't dated seriously. I am also aware of my appearance as I'm a bit overweight and slightly balding. Maybe someone has been in the same boots or can offer some advice. Thanks sincerely.

At least this is new material.

Are you familiar with the South Park episode about lowering the bar?

[sennafan24]

Might be weird asking here but I consider many of you my friends. I haven't had a relationship. Not the best socially I have my friend group but I don't often go out or talk to new people. So I haven't dated seriously. I am also aware of my appearance as I'm a bit overweight and slightly balding. Maybe someone has been in the same boots or can offer some advice. Thanks sincerely.

At least this is new material.

Are you familiar with the South Park episode about lowering the bar?

Indeed.

[sennafan24]

After reading the OP a second time, I swear thelad1985 started a similar thread years ago. I just can't recall when or on which forum.

[The Thorn]

After reading the OP a second time, I swear thelad1985 started a similar thread years ago. I just can't recall when or on which forum.

Please post it if you find it

[TheMalteseDart]

Drink alcohol

[Ross, Bob]

Drink alcohol

Unless you’re married. In that case you drink alcohol so as not to have to talk to your wife.

I take it we’re talking about pure alcohol?

[sennafan24]

Maybe someone has been in the same boots.

And if by magic:

Drink alcohol

[The Thorn]

I think it's not a bad idea for people to discuss this if anyone has been in a similar situation. I respect Malt a lot he is one of my best friends on here. Even better than you Senna, sorry but our relationship has been a bit strained as of late. I have a lot of love for you but you don't always seem to reciprocate it.

[sennafan24]

[HalloweenJack]

Great song.

[sennafan24]

Great thong.

I don't think that would help Thorn.

[Ross, Bob]

Great thong.

I don't think that would help Thorn.

A razor might.

[HalloweenJack]

Might be weird asking here but I consider many of you my friends. I haven't had a relationship. Not the best socially I have my friend group but I don't often go out or talk to new people. So I haven't dated seriously. I am also aware of my appearance as I'm a bit overweight and slightly balding. Maybe someone has been in the same boots or can offer some advice. Thanks sincerely.

All the advice you need mate.

[Gidra]