Unwritten laws of football....

Post by **Furious Wolfie 180** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:07 am

1) When an opposition goalkeeper makes a couple of minor handling errors you (the crowd) must ironically cheer everytime he takes the ball there after.....

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:26 am

Any opposition player who goes down in a challenge must have dived & must be booed continuously for at least 3 years.

Post by **Furious Wolfie 180** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:33 am

Your team commit several minor fouls on the spin to your frustration, you must ironically cheer the referee the next free kick your team is awarded....

Post by **Dartfrog** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:37 am

On away games it's a must to chant that their city is a slum and they have no jobs.
You must also sing that they have a shitey home support even if it's considerably larger than your own.

Post by **hang the dj** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:40 am

Regardless if it's 80 degrees & glorious sunshine at all Scottish games you still have to buy a pie & bovril

Post by **gonk** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:46 am

if the referee gives you 20 free kicks and the opposition 1 or a penalty, and that 1 they score from, then the referee is biased and gave them everything

Post by **Furious Wolfie 180** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:49 am

If the opposition goalkeeper fluffs a kick you must continuously mock him for the rest of the game.......usually with a ooooooooh your shit ahhhhh chant.

Post by **The Ginge Reaper** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:52 am

If the referee adds more than 2 minutes onto the end of a Man Utd match (and the scores are level or Man U are losing), it must be immediately known as "Fergie Time" and the referee by default must have been bribed to add on more than what was actually required.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:56 am

Alex Ferguson is Satan.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:57 am

You dont get a penalty in old trafford as an away team.
Liverpool managers will always blame . the ref and anyone else but themselves.

Post by **Sprocket501** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:59 am

If you live in Scotland but not Glasgow, and are frustrated at the shite local teams around you, pick a random team from another country to 'support', for example, erm.......let's see.....Manchester United!

Post by **Sprocket501** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:01 am

If you're a Liverpool fan without a ticket for the big match, go anyway and push in. If anything bad happens, just blame the police for the next 500 fucking years.

Post by **The Ginge Reaper** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:02 am

Sprocket501 wrote:If you're a Liverpool fan without a ticket for the big match, go anyway and push in. If anything bad happens, just blame the police for the next 500 fucking years.

Post by **Furious Wolfie 180** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:33 pm

Your fullback or central defender has scored one 25 yard screamer over the last 3 seasons...

You must always shout 'shooooot' whenever he ventures over the halfway line.....

Post by **Greenbit** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:22 pm

Van-Per-Sie, when the girl says no, molest her.

Post by **Sprocket501** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:25 pm

Greenbit wrote:when the girls say no, molest them.

Didn't he just!

EDIT: Please don't start this crap. MH

Post by **Noisycrowds** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:30 pm

when the linesman gets one offside call wrong against your side its only fair that for the next 80 mins you call him a blind cunt

Post by **Lurgan** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:08 pm

There should be a happy hour on in the club during all live tv matches

Post by **Nufc4life** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:30 pm

If your local neighbours beat you then it not about who won the battle, but who wins the war by finishing a point higher in the league at the end of the season!!!!

Post by **macca** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:17 pm

hang the dj wrote:Regardless if it's 80 degrees & glorious sunshine at all Scottish games you still have to buy a pie & bovril

regardless if it's minus 20 and snowing at all newcastle games you will take off your size xxxxxxl replica shirt and grin like a spaz into the first camera that dare point itself at you