WDF Tour 2022

[Safc]

Isle Of Man

Jelle Klaasen
Danny Lauby
Kai Fan Leung
Jamie Lewis
Colin Osbourne
Robert Owen
David Pallett
Diogo Portela
Ciaran Teehan

Just some if the old PDC club signed up

[tungsten tossers]

Isle Of Man Jelle Klaasen Danny Lauby Kai Fan Leung Jamie Lewis Colin Osbourne Robert Owen David Pallett Diogo Portela Ciaran Teehan Just some if the old PDC club signed up

Emu will be there to cheer on his mate Jamie

[daveboygreen]

Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.

[The Thorn]

It's 'whereas', Dave

[daveboygreen]

Fucks it gotta do with you??

[tungsten tossers]

Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.

And you will be sat at home...
Making up stories about your darts career..
Making up stories about your injuries...
Making up stories about your cooking...
Making up stories about how hard you are...
Drinking until you are plastered..
Beating up your missus...

I'll choose the ready meal over that lot

[tungsten tossers]

"This forum would be nothing without me "

"People log on on just to read my posts "

[tungsten tossers]

" I hope we don't meet face to face for your sake "

[daveboygreen]

Must be hard for you sitting at home with your Aldi knock off Pot Noodle seething with so much anger all because of me.

Tell ya what...Give me your address and I will send you a case of proper Pot Noodle's and some over the counter meds to help calm you down.

[The Thorn]

Must be hard for you sitting at home with your Aldi knock off Pot Noodle seething with so much anger all because of me. Tell ya what...Give me your address and I will send you a case of proper Pot Noodle's and some over the counter meds to help calm you down.

Very nice gesture mate

Can you send some food my way too?

[tungsten tossers]

Must be hard for you sitting at home with your Aldi knock off Pot Noodle seething with so much anger all because of me. Tell ya what...Give me your address and I will send you a case of proper Pot Noodle's and some over the counter meds to help calm you down.

I would say yes to the Pot Noodles, but I don't want to deprive you of 12 dinners...

[Jimmi]

Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.

Making up stories about your darts career

“Career”.

[tungsten tossers]

Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.

Making up stories about your darts career

“Career”.

It was meant as sarcasm, but we know Dave does like to spin a yarn....

" my dad piloted the space shuttle "
" I won junior masterchef when I was 4 "
" I hit 7 nine darters in 8 legs while watching gay porn in my bedroom "

[Jimmi]

Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.

Making up stories about your darts career

“Career”.

It was meant as sarcasm, but we know Dave does like to spin a yarn.... " my dad piloted the space shuttle " " I won junior masterchef when I was 4 " " I hit 7 nine darters in 8 legs while watching gay porn in my bedroom "

I actually believe everything Dave has ever said on here…

[Emulsfier]

Isle Of Man Jelle Klaasen Danny Lauby Kai Fan Leung Jamie Lewis Colin Osbourne Robert Owen David Pallett Diogo Portela Ciaran Teehan Just some if the old PDC club signed up

Emu will be there to cheer on his mate Jamie

Only if he plays Klaasen.

[tungsten tossers]

Where as you will be sat at home with a ready meal.

Making up stories about your darts career

“Career”.

It was meant as sarcasm, but we know Dave does like to spin a yarn.... " my dad piloted the space shuttle " " I won junior masterchef when I was 4 " " I hit 7 nine darters in 8 legs while watching gay porn in my bedroom "

I actually believe everything Dave has ever said on here…

I believe the bit about watching gay porn in the bedroom

[oche balboa]

Wikipedia has the WDF Calendar

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_WDF_calendar)

[ILAD]

Making up stories about your darts career

“Career”.

It was meant as sarcasm, but we know Dave does like to spin a yarn.... " my dad piloted the space shuttle " " I won junior masterchef when I was 4 " " I hit 7 nine darters in 8 legs while watching gay porn in my bedroom "

I actually believe everything Dave has ever said on here…

I believe the bit about watching gay porn in the bedroom

Dave fucked a fat bird.

That is/still is true.

[The Thorn]

Get back on the topic please. Really looking forward to seeing how the WDF gets on

[ILAD]

Get back on the topic please.

Do fuck off.