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You just sit there and wince as he goes on and on about wrestling

Still talking about wrestling

He's
Still
Talking
About
Wrestling
Make
The
Cringe
Stop

Suzuki averages more than all but 8 players in the men's prelims and first round.

All but 3 games from 15 in the women's draw were won in straight sets.

Audio fuck-up captures Georgie Bingham talking about being out of position.

Winstanley poses with a tiny cheque.

Top falls off the trophy.

Winstanley's interview consists of a single question and answer.

Fiss Plaps wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:17 pm #1 seed scores 7.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:16 pm You just know some player (male) is going to use Baby shark as a walk on theme

Err...

Oh dear

That stupid bint has asked every single person if they are going to come back next year.
Not one of them has said "Yes if I qualify"
Too late now to hope shes got any other questions up her sleeve

Mason comparing Suzuki's win to Deller winning in 1983.

Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

Pigpen wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

do we know if she owns a motorhome?

Pissheads dancing to YMCA.

Gunga Din wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:47 pm

Pigpen wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

do we know if she owns a motorhome?

I was going to go with something about toilet handles but that will do

Unterbuchner busts 9 first dart by hitting single 18.

Pigpen wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

Also said Gulliver was the female Taylor

M H wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:55 pm

Pigpen wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

Also said Gulliver was the female Taylor

She's not even fucking female.

Tommo wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:58 pm

M H wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:55 pm

Pigpen wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:37 pm Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

Also said Gulliver was the female Taylor

She's not even fucking female.

Rawling's pedestrian delivery of 'The Slo-Vac Open', making it sound like a budget cleaning appliance.

Absolute shit from Unty.

O'Sheep appears to believe that he (himself) is a professional darts player... what a quaint idea. Not that I can offer a better description of what he gets up to.

Unterbuchner misses D10 by miles, to the point both darts hit the outside of D6.

Waites holds in 25 darts after numerous missed doubles.

Fiss Plaps wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:05 pm Unterbuchner misses D10 by miles, to the point both darts hit the outside of D6.

Waites holds in 25 darts after numerous missed doubles.

Heading for a sub 80 average

O'Sheep suggesting that the knowledgeable crowd has been obliterating "the refreshments on the mini bus".

Hi-De-Hi references. "Ruth Maddox" ffs.

O'Sheep seems set to roll down memory lane with his memories of Jocky... stay tuned.

Comms think it's the 1st set.
Both averaging 78.