Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers

[SolidSCB]

You just sit there and wince as he goes on and on about wrestling

Still talking about wrestling

He's
Still
Talking
About
Wrestling
Make
The
Cringe
Stop

[Fiss Plaps]

Suzuki averages more than all but 8 players in the men's prelims and first round.

All but 3 games from 15 in the women's draw were won in straight sets.

Audio fuck-up captures Georgie Bingham talking about being out of position.

Winstanley poses with a tiny cheque.

Top falls off the trophy.

Winstanley's interview consists of a single question and answer.

[HalloweenJack]

#1 seed scores 7.

You just know some player (male) is going to use Baby shark as a walk on theme

Err...

Oh dear

[Pigpen]

That stupid bint has asked every single person if they are going to come back next year.
Not one of them has said "Yes if I qualify"
Too late now to hope shes got any other questions up her sleeve

[Fiss Plaps]

Mason comparing Suzuki's win to Deller winning in 1983.

[Pigpen]

Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

[Gunga Din]

Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

do we know if she owns a motorhome?

[Fiss Plaps]

Pissheads dancing to YMCA.

[Pigpen]

Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

do we know if she owns a motorhome?

I was going to go with something about toilet handles but that will do

[Fiss Plaps]

Unterbuchner busts 9 first dart by hitting single 18.

[M H]

Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

Also said Gulliver was the female Taylor

[Tommo]

Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

Also said Gulliver was the female Taylor

She's not even fucking female.

[Mabbsy]

Thats twice now Mason has said Suzuki is the female Phil Taylor

Also said Gulliver was the female Taylor

She's not even fucking female.

[Rogg]

Rawling's pedestrian delivery of 'The Slo-Vac Open', making it sound like a budget cleaning appliance.

[Rogg]

Absolute shit from Unty.

O'Sheep appears to believe that he (himself) is a professional darts player... what a quaint idea. Not that I can offer a better description of what he gets up to.

[Fiss Plaps]

Unterbuchner misses D10 by miles, to the point both darts hit the outside of D6.

Waites holds in 25 darts after numerous missed doubles.

[Randall]

Unterbuchner misses D10 by miles, to the point both darts hit the outside of D6.

Waites holds in 25 darts after numerous missed doubles.

Heading for a sub 80 average

[Rogg]

O'Sheep suggesting that the knowledgeable crowd has been obliterating "the refreshments on the mini bus".

Hi-De-Hi references. "Ruth Maddox" ffs.

[Rogg]

O'Sheep seems set to roll down memory lane with his memories of Jocky... stay tuned.

[Randall]

Comms think it's the 1st set.
Both averaging 78.