The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by DeepFriedRat » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:33 pm

Bet Krcmar's hands are dry as fuck
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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:33 pm

Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:29 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:56 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:40 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:39 pm
skweezit wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:33 pm danny lauby says he has "all the confidence in the world".
That means Searle will win 3-0 then :D
And returns to residing under his bridge with Shitlock
You like Searle really 😀
Nothing against him and he's half decent.
Just makes me feel I need to shower, just by looking at him.
It certainly doesn't make him feel the need to shower...
he has said he will take a wash when he wins his first major

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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by mikey_1871 » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:34 pm

Cracking start from Boris!

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Post by skweezit » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:35 pm

throwing darts causes static electricity to build up on boris krcmar's face.
it's why he periodically wipes it with his hands. to discharge it.
science.

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Post by Jimmi » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:35 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:33 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:29 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:56 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:40 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:39 pm

That means Searle will win 3-0 then :D
And returns to residing under his bridge with Shitlock
You like Searle really 😀
Nothing against him and he's half decent.
Just makes me feel I need to shower, just by looking at him.
It certainly doesn't make him feel the need to shower...
he has said he will take a wash when he wins his first major
Will he be joining Kim and Dimitri?
Heard they like to shower together.
May as well turn it into a Ménage à Trois
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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by Emulsfier » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:36 pm

Lovely start.
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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:37 pm

Boris has come out firing
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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by Safc » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:38 pm

Ron the knob in a huff already excellent stuff cmon big Boris
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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:38 pm

Big B
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Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:38 pm

Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:35 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:33 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:29 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:56 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:40 pm

And returns to residing under his bridge with Shitlock
You like Searle really 😀
Nothing against him and he's half decent.
Just makes me feel I need to shower, just by looking at him.
It certainly doesn't make him feel the need to shower...
he has said he will take a wash when he wins his first major
Will he be joining Kim and Dimitri?
Heard they like to shower together.
May as well turn it into a Ménage à Trois
I think Kim and Dimi just like to shag each other
Searle would block the plug-hole with leaves and mud

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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by phil the great » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:39 pm

skweezit wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:21 pm luke's brain should be put in a jar filled with ants and then let them fight it out.
it might make him stronger.
it amazes me, so many players with so many more options to turn to to get mental help, wthether it be through adverts, social media, the internet, and so many of them are very weak in their heads, they earn more money now a year than most of the older darts players did in 10 years and have so many more opportunites

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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:39 pm

fuck off Idris

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Post by Emulsfier » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:40 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:39 pm fuck off Idris
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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:40 pm

phil the great wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:39 pm
skweezit wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:21 pm luke's brain should be put in a jar filled with ants and then let them fight it out.
it might make him stronger.
it amazes me, so many players with so many more options to turn to to get mental help, wthether it be through adverts, social media, the internet, and so many of them are very weak in their heads, they earn more money now a year than most of the older darts players did in 10 years and have so many more opportunites
It is the snowflake generation....

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Post by Jimmi » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:41 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:38 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:35 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:33 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:29 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:56 pm

You like Searle really 😀
Nothing against him and he's half decent.
Just makes me feel I need to shower, just by looking at him.
It certainly doesn't make him feel the need to shower...
he has said he will take a wash when he wins his first major
Will he be joining Kim and Dimitri?
Heard they like to shower together.
May as well turn it into a Ménage à Trois
I think Kim and Dimi just like to shag each other
Searle would block the plug-hole with leaves and mud
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Post by Jimmi » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:42 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:40 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:39 pm fuck off Idris
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:lol:
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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by skweezit » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:42 pm

Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:32 pm
skweezit wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:30 pm boris johnson the beast is up vs ron the bomb
alright. now we're talkin'
Boris is no "beast"
was his nickname on the soft tip circuit for many years until he changed it to boris the well hung butcher,
the PDC made him clean it up.

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Post by Jimmi » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:43 pm

skweezit wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:42 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:32 pm
skweezit wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:30 pm boris johnson the beast is up vs ron the bomb
alright. now we're talkin'
Boris is no "beast"
was his nickname on the soft tip circuit for many years until he changed it to boris the well hung butcher,
the PDC made him clean it up.
:lol:
"I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals."

Still love you, Sexy Steve <3

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Re: The Greatest Show on Earth 2021: 15 Dec - 3 Jan

Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:43 pm

Boris the blade
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Post by Emulsfier » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:44 pm

Trouble afoot.
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