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Funny/Awkward Darts Commentary

Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:17 pm

What are your favourite bits of darts commentary, I know obviously Sid Waddell had some brilliant lines but what about the ridiculous ones or controversial ones?

Just saw this on twitter, bit of gold from Nicho




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Post by Emulsfier » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:20 pm

Klaasen would have liked that.
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Post by Randall » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:25 pm

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Post by Randall » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:25 pm

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Post by Pigpen » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:30 pm

the Lakeshite howlers threads will be full of good ones
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Post by Jimmi » Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:50 pm

There was one on ITV 4 not that long ago with a hammer being mentioned and Cunt Mason in the commentary box. There was a good 5 seconds of awkward silence.
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Post by Jimmi » Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:52 pm

There was one on ITV 4 not that long ago with a hammer being mentioned and Cunt Mason in the commentary box. There was a good 5 seconds of awkward silence.
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Post by Safc » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:08 am

There was one on ITV 4 not that long ago with a hammer being mentioned and Cunt Mason in the commentary box. There was a good 5 seconds of awkward silence. :mrgreen:

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Post by Jimmi » Wed Nov 04, 2020 10:43 am

Safc wrote: ↑Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:08 am There was one on ITV 4 not that long ago with a hammer being mentioned and Cunt Mason in the commentary box. There was a good 5 seconds of awkward silence. :mrgreen:

Sorry mate couldn't resist
Needs to be said twice.
With or without the emoji. :mrgreen:
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Post by HalloweenJack » Wed Nov 04, 2020 12:09 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:52 pm There was one on ITV 4 not that long ago with a hammer being mentioned and Cunt Mason in the commentary box. There was a good 5 seconds of awkward silence.
Remind me again, was there one on ITV I’m guessing not long back and a hammer was mentioned and Chris Mason was in the comms box and I believe there may have been an awkward silence for a few seconds?? 😀
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Post by HalloweenJack » Wed Nov 04, 2020 12:10 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:17 pm What are your favourite bits of darts commentary, I know obviously Sid Waddell had some brilliant lines but what about the ridiculous ones or controversial ones?

Just saw this on twitter, bit of gold from Nicho




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Re: Funny/Awkward Darts Commentary

Post by Jimmi » Wed Nov 04, 2020 1:27 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Wed Nov 04, 2020 12:09 pm
Jimmi wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:52 pm There was one on ITV 4 not that long ago with a hammer being mentioned and Cunt Mason in the commentary box. There was a good 5 seconds of awkward silence.
Remind me again, was there one on ITV I’m guessing not long back and a hammer was mentioned and Chris Mason was in the comms box and I believe there may have been an awkward silence for a few seconds?? 😀
Not sure.
There may have been. :)
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