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Why are garden centres classed as essential??
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Why are garden centres classed as essential??
I mean seriously? Why are they being allowed to stay open? All that’s going to happen is people will just rock up there now 
Madness I tell thee.
Madness I tell thee.
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Re: Why are garden centres classed as essential??
You would speculate its because they can have large outdoor areas where infections would be less risk, but it's not really true.
Factor in the size of them, social distancing should be far easier than your average retail unit.
Factor in the size of them, social distancing should be far easier than your average retail unit.

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Re: Why are garden centres classed as essential??
Fixed for accuracy.
You can never have enough bulbs surely ?
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+1tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:35 pmDon't forget to stockpile your compost!!!
I take a shit in the garden on a daily basis.
Well, actually my neighbour's garden, but the point still stands.

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Re: Why are garden centres classed as essential??
That’s boring, I thought you would be a ‘through the letterbox’ kinda guy.Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:46 pm+1tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:35 pmDon't forget to stockpile your compost!!!
I take a shit in the garden on a daily basis.
Well, actually my neighbour's garden, but the point still stands.
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Re: Why are garden centres classed as essential??
Why would someone stockpile their compost in their house?HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:50 pmThat’s boring, I thought you would be a ‘through the letterbox’ kinda guy.Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:46 pm+1tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:35 pmDon't forget to stockpile your compost!!!
I take a shit in the garden on a daily basis.
Well, actually my neighbour's garden, but the point still stands.![]()

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Re: Why are garden centres classed as essential??
I thought you would do it for funRoss, Bob wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:58 pmWhy would someone stockpile their compost in their house?HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:50 pmThat’s boring, I thought you would be a ‘through the letterbox’ kinda guy.Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:46 pm+1
I take a shit in the garden on a daily basis.
Well, actually my neighbour's garden, but the point still stands.![]()
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Top work fellas, sales of mushroom compost have collapsed since the BDO went pop.
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It's hard work, taking a shit every day.HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 6:04 pmI thought you would do it for funRoss, Bob wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:58 pmWhy would someone stockpile their compost in their house?HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:50 pmThat’s boring, I thought you would be a ‘through the letterbox’ kinda guy.![]()
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By nature I'm more of a once-every-2-days kind of guy.

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Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:46 pm+1tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:35 pmDon't forget to stockpile your compost!!!
I take a shit in the garden on a daily basis.
Well, actually my neighbour's garden, but the point still stands.

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Re: Why are garden centres classed as essential??
Take it to the Eartha Kitt thread please fellas
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Re: Why are garden centres classed as essential??
Look in the dustbin

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I hope Ross Bob hasn’t been round to my house and sh1t in my dustbin.
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