2019 Grand Slam of Darts

[Randall]

Set format shouldn't make any difference playing like that

[vizIIsto]

Nah, he'll have no chance against Pie Man 2.0

[miguelking]

Or the fuckin kiddy fiddler mr coat

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Say Brain Damage again hahahahaha

What ? Brian Damage is MVG, first met him on a tram back to Eindhoven after a tournament many years ago , him and Stompe were trying to lock Klassen in the toilet as a gag to not pay the fare . Me and my mate Paul were dressed as Batman and Robin and tried to throw Klaasen off the train at the next stop.
A gang of young guys threw their kebab left overs at Damage shouting " you sound like you have brain damage " and a lady called Celia sat on a nearby seat ,asked me if Brian was a ' mental patient '...I ended up at Celias flat that night which was very nice ...Paul ended up sharing a twin room with Van der Voort... Damage came in during the night shouting " I like indoor hand gliding " and he waved a torch around the room whilst squinting everyone with grated cheese .... in the morning Damage had the top half of a Chicken outfit but no bottom half.
Van def vort had eaten a dozen mandarin yoghurts and thrown toothpaste on his shoes.
Phil Taylor was on the phone because they were sending him abusive texts .

[Richard Clock]

Have to laugh at Mardle in the interview at the end there. Talking about the worlds and potential surprising players. Said dancing twat Dimitri is one to watch as he sees a resurgence.

[vizIIsto]

Have to laugh at Mardle in the interview at the end there. Talking about the worlds and potential surprising players. Said dancing twat Dimitri is one to watch as he sees a resurgence.

Better watch out for dem international qualifiers.

[BeppeBergomi]

Congrats to Price.... Well deserved win....

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[Rogg]

Congrats to Price.... Well deserved win....

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Fisss!! Marge Simpson please.

[Fiss Plaps]

Congrats to Price.... Well deserved win....

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Fisss!! Marge Simpson please.

[Cooking with Sandra]

Say Brain Damage again hahahahaha

What ? Brian Damage is MVG, first met him on a tram back to Eindhoven after a tournament many years ago , him and Stompe were trying to lock Klassen in the toilet as a gag to not pay the fare . Me and my mate Paul were dressed as Batman and Robin and tried to throw Klaasen off the train at the next stop.
A gang of young guys threw their kebab left overs at Damage shouting " you sound like you have brain damage " and a lady called Celia sat on a nearby seat ,asked me if Brian was a ' mental patient '...I ended up at Celias flat that night which was very nice ...Paul ended up sharing a twin room with Van der Voort... Damage came in during the night shouting " I like indoor hand gliding " and he waved a torch around the room whilst squinting everyone with grated cheese .... in the morning Damage had the top half of a Chicken outfit but no bottom half.
Van def vort had eaten a dozen mandarin yoghurts and thrown toothpaste on his shoes.
Phil Taylor was on the phone because they were sending him abusive texts .

Of course you did mate. Trying a bit hard.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Have to laugh at Mardle in the interview at the end there. Talking about the worlds and potential surprising players. Said dancing twat Dimitri is one to watch as he sees a resurgence.

Its half filmed already ...you lot are nuts . My mate Paul says right now.....
Gurney is trending on Flickr as a crossdresser called Gail

[Rogg]

He's won twice as many as the BDO.


2007 - Phil Taylor def Andy Hamilton 18-11
2008 - Phil Taylor def Terry Jenkins 18-9
2009 - Phil Taylor def Scott Waites 16-2
2010 - Scott Waites def James Wade 16-12
2011 - Phil Taylor def Gary Anderson 16-4
2012 - Raymond van Barneveld def Michael van Gerwen 16-14
2013 - Phil Taylor def Robert Thornton 16-6
2014 - Phil Taylor def Dave Chisnall 16-13
2015 - Michael van Gerwen def Phil Taylor 16-13
2016 - Michael van Gerwen def James Wade 16-8
2017 - Michael van Gerwen def Peter Wright 16-12
2018 - Gerwyn Price def Gary Anderson 16-13
2019 - Gerwyn Price def Peter Wright 16-6

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Say Brain Damage again hahahahaha

What ? Brian Damage is MVG, first met him on a tram back to Eindhoven after a tournament many years ago , him and Stompe were trying to lock Klassen in the toilet as a gag to not pay the fare . Me and my mate Paul were dressed as Batman and Robin and tried to throw Klaasen off the train at the next stop.
A gang of young guys threw their kebab left overs at Damage shouting " you sound like you have brain damage " and a lady called Celia sat on a nearby seat ,asked me if Brian was a ' mental patient '...I ended up at Celias flat that night which was very nice ...Paul ended up sharing a twin room with Van der Voort... Damage came in during the night shouting " I like indoor hand gliding " and he waved a torch around the room whilst squinting everyone with grated cheese .... in the morning Damage had the top half of a Chicken outfit but no bottom half.
Van def vort had eaten a dozen mandarin yoghurts and thrown toothpaste on his shoes.
Phil Taylor was on the phone because they were sending him abusive texts .

Of course you did mate. Trying a bit hard.

Eh , ? So what do you know , her flat was on ' BUYAARD ' street ... there was a car tuning service that Van der Voort ran at the time ....

[Cooking with Sandra]

Ok mate. Less is more.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Ok mate. Less is more.

Less is what you made out of this event
More £££££ is what I made .
You need to get up for work in the morning.
I dont .
My first appointment is cashing my winnings
Then open my gym late afternoon.
You can take a thirsty knob head to a fountain .
But you cant make the thick fucker take a slurp.
What the fuck is it with you people on here???
Seriously
If someone offered you £20 notes for a quid you would attack him and call him names ..
Seriously thick bastards

[cannibal]

Myers 3.0 in the works here, can't wait for the meltdown.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Ok here's a poll for you retards .
Would you like me to
A. LOG OFF never to return .
B Keep giving you a passport to profit

????
Just answer A or B
I realise dialogue is clearly difficult for most 13 year olds on here .....

[Cooking with Sandra]

Ok mate. Less is more.

Less is what you made out of this event
More £££££ is what I made .
You need to get up for work in the morning.
I dont .
My first appointment is cashing my winnings
Then open my gym late afternoon.
You can take a thirsty knob head to a fountain .
But you cant make the thick fucker take a slurp.
What the fuck is it with you people on here???
Seriously
If someone offered you £20 notes for a quid you would attack him and call him names ..
Seriously thick bastards

Well done. Looking forward to the screenshots of the winning bets.

[oche balboa]

Price was awesome in that match. Fair play

Pyke was a stupid cunt

[Cooking with Sandra]

Myers 3.0 in the works here, can't wait for the meltdown.

Seems it’s in progress now.