Chat and Gossip About Professional Darts and The More Farcical Successors To The BDO
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by Sprocket501 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:05 pm
Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote:Talking of exhibitions, At the end of the 90's Bob Anderson turned up at my Dads club for a 'Bullsye' evening , darts and quiz , he stayed the night onsite as the club had accommodation, there was also a ventriloquist on that night in the club and he stayed over also, it was a big old place , very successful at the time and had it's own on site , handyman/ cleaner etc , this chap cleaned Anderson's car for him and took his case to the car etc , same with the other performer , Anderson said his farewells but on returning home and opening his boot he found none of his luggage just a big bag with the Ventriloquists outfit in and the dummy and a false leg.
The club sadly closed a few years ago and is now a block of houses
Great story mate. Please tell us more.
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by fandarts » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:19 pm
i woke early with morning glory ,a rock hard boner this morning, it wasn't over the girl i fucked yesterday but the thoughts of glenn durrant(insert joke) the bdo representative in the semi finals of a pdc sanctioned tournament. my mind wandered to all the comments of assholes here saying the bdo was shit, with a flick off the wrist i shot my load, happy in the knowledge that the pdc gimps will be seething if he makes the final, good luck glenn, we are behind you.
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by Safc » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:20 pm
Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:07 pm
Talking of exhibitions, At the end of the 90's Bob Anderson turned up at my Dads club for a 'Bullsye' evening , darts and quiz , he stayed the night onsite as the club had accommodation, there was also a ventriloquist on that night in the club and he stayed over also, it was a big old place , very successful at the time and had it's own on site , handyman/ cleaner etc , this chap cleaned Anderson's car for him and took his case to the car etc , same with the other performer , Anderson said his farewells but on returning home and opening his boot he found none of his luggage just a big bag with the Ventriloquists outfit in and the dummy and a false leg.
The club sadly closed a few years ago and is now a block of houses
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by Fiss Plaps » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:20 pm
fandarts wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:19 pm
i woke early with morning glory ,a rock hard boner this morning, it wasn't over the girl i fucked yesterday but the thoughts of glenn durrant(insert joke) the bdo representative in the semi finals of a pdc sanctioned tournament. my mind wandered to all the comments of assholes here saying the bdo was shit, with a flick off the wrist i shot my load, happy in the knowledge that the pdc gimps will be seething if he makes the final, good luck glenn, we are behind you.
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by Jimmi » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:31 pm
fandarts wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:19 pm
i woke early with morning glory ,a rock hard boner this morning, it wasn't over the girl i fucked yesterday but the thoughts of glenn durrant(insert joke) the bdo representative in the semi finals of a pdc sanctioned tournament. my mind wandered to all the comments of assholes here saying the bdo was shit, with a flick off the wrist i shot my load, happy in the knowledge that the pdc gimps will be seething if he makes the final, good luck glenn, we are behind you.
Just like Durrant, the best both him and yourself will achieve is a semi.
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by fandarts » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:33 pm
jimmi on fire today
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by Jimmi » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:34 pm
fandarts wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:33 pm
jimmi on fire today
I do think Wright will win.
But we shall see if that post comes back to haunt me.
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by fandarts » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:38 pm
bookies have wright a marginal fav, probaly about right, close game on paper but shit happens.
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by JH01 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:18 pm
Kill him Glen, I can't be fucked for another Wright MvG final.
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by fandarts » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:19 pm
be long cunt of a game, styles dont mix well
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by sennafan24 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:19 pm
I hope Wright wins this.
Fanny doesn't need any more encouragement.
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by skweezit » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:26 pm
see that, as shakespeare might say, "the legs are afoot"
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by Fiss Plaps » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:27 pm
The doubling in this game has been shocking.
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by Sprocket501 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:28 pm
Fiss Plaps wrote:The doubling in this game has been shocking.
Has it mate? Has it?
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by Safc » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:36 pm
This has been cack
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by phil the great » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:36 pm
Durrant lucky to get one leg bearing in mind the doubles he's missed, this could take til 5 o clock at this rate!
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by HalloweenJack » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:41 pm
fandarts wrote: ↑Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:19 pm
i woke early with morning glory ,a rock hard boner this morning, it wasn't over the girl i fucked yesterday but the thoughts of glenn durrant(insert joke) the bdo representative in the semi finals of a pdc sanctioned tournament. my mind wandered to all the comments of assholes here saying the bdo was shit, with a flick off the wrist i shot my load, happy in the knowledge that the pdc gimps will be seething if he makes the final, good luck glenn, we are behind you.
I did laugh out loud at that post. I’m still laughing now.

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by skweezit » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:41 pm
right peter, time to turn up the heat
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