2019 Grand Slam of Darts

[sennafan24]

62. Des is 48: https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/comp ... 6/officers

Paula is punching above her weight.

Not that Des is Joe Cullen or anything.

Or James Harrogate's favourite Paul Nicholson.

Bit dangerous to display their address on there, though? Would have thought they'd put a business address down.

It says a lot about darts players that Cullen and fucking Nicco are probably the two best looking.

John Henderson must be a close 3rd?

No chance.

That has to be Gilding.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Smith is turning into one arrogant twat

That's what he needs..number 1 talent number one soft slob... hes actually on a diet along with Chizz , about time , keep telling him stop shaking your head and be arrogant.... hes flooring his loft so he can have a huge scalextric circuit

[Tommo]

Almost as bad as Randall's end to the evening:

I'd never go bed if that was waiting

How old is she?
According to Wikipedia she's in her 60's
Would say she is a fair bit older than Des.

62. Des is 48: https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/comp ... 6/officers

Jesus. Surely he could do better?

Makes no odds, he's a faeces forager.

[sennafan24]

And let's not forget DBG.

He won 7 beauty competitions last year.

[Mabbsy]

Second gallon for jeeps already

Fear not rain forecast, the locals wont be dehydrating just yet

[Jimmi]

Paula is punching above her weight.

Not that Des is Joe Cullen or anything.

Or James Harrogate's favourite Paul Nicholson.

Bit dangerous to display their address on there, though? Would have thought they'd put a business address down.

It says a lot about darts players that Cullen and fucking Nicco are probably the two best looking.

John Henderson must be a close 3rd?

No chance.

That has to be Gilding.

I'm sure Gilding will be the lead role in a future live action Minions film.
He won't need to participate in any beauty contests.

[phil the great]

That's a good result for Cross, Wright has played great, great game so far!

[sennafan24]

Makes no odds, he's a faeces forager.

I've known chavvy blokes who look like this that have fit partners.

[thegentle]

Wright in the kind of form that will end up in him choking to MvG in the final

[Jimmi]

Second gallon for jeeps already

Fear not rain forecast, the locals wont be dehydrating just yet

That's how the government should aid in a flood crisis.
Ask Cross to drink away all the water.

[sennafan24]

Hnnnnnng (part 345)

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

I dont recall seeing these two playing each other in a major?

Smith beat Gurney at Minehead in the UK Open when he had that abscess.

I dont remember many gurney games.
Remember Taylor raping him here though.

The original Wolverhampton Watergate.

Is gurney the future of darts?
No no no no!

Took his pants down and spanked him.

There are times when you wish Taylor was back...and then you remember what a rough arsed prick he really was , I remember being at a players tourney at Wigan , he wasnt even playing, but he turned up in a long wheelbase hired van selling ladders at cheap prices, the ladders had been given to him FOC by his then sponsor Werner Ladders.

[sennafan24]

There are times when you wish Taylor was back...and then you remember what a rough arsed prick he really was , I remember being at a players tourney at Wigan , he wasnt even playing, but he turned up in a long wheelbase hired van selling ladders at cheap prices, the ladders had been given to him FOC by his then sponsor Werner Ladders.

See Thorn.

This gimmick is quite entertaining. Much more bearable than your James Harrogate or SuperSwede multiples. Keep up the good work.

[Fiss Plaps]

There are times when you wish Taylor was back...and then you remember what a rough arsed prick he really was , I remember being at a players tourney at Wigan , he wasnt even playing, but he turned up in a long wheelbase hired van selling ladders at cheap prices, the ladders had been given to him FOC by his then sponsor Werner Ladders.

Fucking Gravity Darts.

[Randall]

Who is that up there in the Wright get up?

[sennafan24]

There are times when you wish Taylor was back...and then you remember what a rough arsed prick he really was , I remember being at a players tourney at Wigan , he wasnt even playing, but he turned up in a long wheelbase hired van selling ladders at cheap prices, the ladders had been given to him FOC by his then sponsor Werner Ladders.

Fucking Gravity Darts.

FFS.

It shows how interesting this game is when we are talking about Gravity Darts and Des Jacklin's looks.

[Fiss Plaps]

There are times when you wish Taylor was back...and then you remember what a rough arsed prick he really was , I remember being at a players tourney at Wigan , he wasnt even playing, but he turned up in a long wheelbase hired van selling ladders at cheap prices, the ladders had been given to him FOC by his then sponsor Werner Ladders.

Fucking Gravity Darts.

FFS.

It shows how interesting this game is when we are talking about Gravity Darts and Des Jacklin's looks.

Truly does. This is just going to be a walkover. Wright far too good for Cross.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

10-9 duzza written all over it

Duzza showing the winning mentality that alot of this twats dont have.
That's why hes been shortlisted on the advance filming for lifting the world title, next Tuesday they are filming My Welsh bathroom fitter. He starts the job the week after , my missus has picked the colour scheme.
Duzza bought a new pump for his fish tank from my mate Paul.
We've had a text from James Wade saying they are filming an early exit for him from the worlds so there you go.... note that .. Wadey is often pissed but seems to be going quite straight at the mo , so its probably legit ..he wont be arsed , he can spend more time in his garage , he likes nothing better than messing with an engine , drinking stella or red wine and listening to The Bay City Rollers

[Keyz180]

Shite game this

[Sprocket501]

Shite game this

Is it aye?


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