2019 Grand Slam of Darts

[shenmue]

She would have for sure.

[Safc]

That was worse than Harms v Wade

[Randall]

Amazing I have stayed awake this long but I am tapping out.

[Fiss Plaps]

Amazing I have stayed awake this long but I am tapping out.

And Dimitri's on next

[Aitobs]

Pretty dire but still a confidence-booster for Lewis, having lost early on so many occasions in Majors this season.

[sennafan24]

[Safc]

MVG -3.5 will be buying money tomorrow

[Safc]

Cmon Thorn

[Gunga Din]

cant stand this dancing bellend. hope he falls off the stage and breaks his legs

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Bit of Even money about with the bookies but dont go too lumpy or they will switch filmed endings

Well there we go... Cream me up.! what more do you want. Had to leave it late to tell you all or people might suspect.
Nice bit of poke coming our way on the back of that. Paul put it in a double with Leicester on the footy so hes on cloud nine. I found out in Amsterdam he fell over pissed and blew his chances with Wade's missus who fancies him , when he fell over she saw how big his platform heels were ...at least 4 inches ! Shes fed up with Wadey being pissed and wont want another piss head . Dave Chiz is building a model railway layout in the spare room in his new gaff , Paul has offered to give him some of his 'N' gauge trains as he doesnt use them now . Chiz thought the N stood for ' No smoke ' ?

[Safc]

cant stand this dancing bellend. hope he falls off the stage and breaks his legs

+1 million

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

MVG -3.5 will be buying money tomorrow

Steady...check with us on any spoilers first

[HalloweenJack]

cant stand this dancing bellend. hope he falls off the stage and breaks his legs

Please tell me you don’t really mean that.

[Gunga Din]

cant stand this dancing bellend. hope he falls off the stage and breaks his legs

Please tell me you don’t really mean that.

no, i really do. and maybe breaks his arm too so he cant practice

[sennafan24]

Come on Rab.

[Aitobs]

Been a while since we've seen old Thorn in Major action.

[Aitobs]

Rob Thornton... 52 going on 62

[Fiss Plaps]

No wonder Thorn has plummeted down the rankings. He's all over the place.

[Aitobs]

2x Grand Slam Participant Wayne Mardle moaning in commentary that "how long can we keep saying that things are going to happen with Dimitri Van Den Bergh?"

The lad is 25. Meanwhile, Mardle still maintains that 30-year-old Michael Smith's "time will come".

[Safc]

Fuck sake power cut here lol