2019 Grand Slam of Darts

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by James Harrogate » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:31 pm

Cullen must be feeling sick. But a perfect illustration of the absurdity that is this present qualification system.

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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:31 pm

James Harrogate wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:29 pm He's done it! Brenda knocks out Euro Tour-winner Cullen.
Oh ffs.

I can't even pretend to enjoy this.
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Post by Malanax » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:32 pm

At least dolan has won two PC this year so semi deserving of a place anyway

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Post by JH01 » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:33 pm

BRENDAAAAAAAANNNNA!

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Fiss Plaps » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:33 pm

James Harrogate wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:31 pm Cullen must be feeling sick. But a perfect illustration of the absurdity that is this present qualification system.
+1.

Scrap the floor qualifier, open it to the top 24 in the criteria and make it unranked.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Cinnamon Bun » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:33 pm

I can't believe I'm doing this but

Cmon Clark crush Lil Webster to bits
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Post by JH01 » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:34 pm

This thread is delicious.

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Post by Rogg » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:34 pm

Superman breaks Webster instantly. HAahahah
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Cinnamon Bun wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:33 pm I can't believe I'm doing this but

Cmon Clark crush Lil Webster to bits
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Post by Cinnamon Bun » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:34 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:34 pm
Cinnamon Bun wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:33 pm I can't believe I'm doing this but

Cmon Clark crush Lil Webster to bits
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Post by Safc » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:35 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:34 pm
Cinnamon Bun wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:33 pm I can't believe I'm doing this but

Cmon Clark crush Lil Webster to bits
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by James Harrogate » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:35 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:33 pm
James Harrogate wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:31 pm Cullen must be feeling sick. But a perfect illustration of the absurdity that is this present qualification system.
+1.

Scrap the floor qualifier, open it to the top 24 in the criteria and make it unranked.
I think you could even keep it as a ranking event. Without the floor qualifier, all Euro Tour-winners would virtually be guaranteed a spot (along with possibly a few PC-winners) and anyone can qualify for a Euro Tour-event.

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Cinnamon Bun » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:35 pm

Meulenkamp is our only savior now from having the shitest grand slam ever
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Safc » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:36 pm

Cinnamon Bun wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:35 pm Meulenkamp is our only savior now
Er no thanks same pace as Pipe and he is a Twat
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Post by Rogg » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:37 pm

Twitlock or Darius v Yozza.

Darius throwing for 4-4.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Fiss Plaps » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:37 pm

Are you lads ready for the greatest group of all time?

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Cinnamon Bun » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:38 pm

Safc wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:36 pm
Cinnamon Bun wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:35 pm Meulenkamp is our only savior now
Er no thanks same pace as Pipe and he is a Twat
I rather have him over West and Aidey
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Randall » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:38 pm

JH01 wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:33 pm BRENDAAAAAAAANNNNA!
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by James Harrogate » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:39 pm

Sky might feel compelled to bring in someone not so "in house" to commentate on Harrington Jr. Possible Barney debut on coms?

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Cinnamon Bun » Mon Nov 04, 2019 8:39 pm

On a more serious note tho, if Thornton beats Rodent then it'll do him the world of good
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