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[oche balboa]

MH has to bring the BDO into it, Poor lamb

[M H]

Oche has to bring MH into it, obsessed lamb!

[Fiss Plaps]

06/04/19: THE DAY VAN GERWEN LEARNT THE TRUTH

[Randall]

We might even see fanny

[Rogg]

Durrant battering the plastic champ and now McGeeney does the 9-dart. hearns bum boys gone quiet, surprise

[StevieBoy]

Durrant battering the plastic champ and now McGeeney does the 9-dart. hearns bum boys gone quiet, surprise

This post didn't age well! lol

[Gidra]

Durrant battering the plastic champ and now McGeeney does the 9-dart. hearns bum boys gone quiet, surprise

That's no surprise, mate. They are world champ and no1.

[M H]

Durrant battering the plastic champ and now McGeeney does the 9-dart. hearns bum boys gone quiet, surprise

That's no surprise, mate. They are world champ and no1.

Does that alternative dimension actually exist?

[Gidra]

Durrant battering the plastic champ and now McGeeney does the 9-dart. hearns bum boys gone quiet, surprise

That's no surprise, mate. They are world champ and no1.

Does that alternative dimension actually exist?

Yes, parallel universe earth inhabited with mushrooms lead by giant overlord Slap.
Oche is leader of resistance.

[Rogg]

[Captain Hobo]

Ted throwing left handed after his stroke, presumably.

[Fiss Plaps]

Well that's the end of Whitlock's career.

[Captain Hobo]

He can see the writing on the wall.

I'm surprised he hasn't changed darts, he's got no consistency with the current ones.

[Rogg]

Squirrel Squirrel @SquirrelGameOn
Ryan showed Glen his limits at the pdc.

Vészi Dániel @veszidani
What? He already won a title this year. He is superb, just lost one match against a tough opponent.

Euan Blair @euan_blr
This is the same Ryan Searle that beat Mensur at the worlds last year. Did he also show him his limits at the PDC?

[Rogg]

Wayne Mardle @Wayne501Mardle
@OfficialPDC There’s an after-party when the World Championship snooker has finished to celebrate the champion and a great event, there needs to be one for the World Darts championship. The champion dart player for the year deserves their moment, as do their friends and family.

Scott Mitchell @scottydogdart
@BDOdarts have one !!!!!

Wayne Mardle @Wayne501Mardle
I know that.

Scott Mitchell @scottydogdart
It was a little tongue in cheek comment, it’s been labelled as a type of food eaten elsewhere, but having not been to the establishment it’s compared too, I can’t comment !!!!


Anyone?

[The Ginge Reaper]

Absolutely no idea.

[Rogg]

Absolutely no idea.

Maybe he is saying that the piss palace champions' dinner is a mountain of known-brand takeaway? All hurled like sludge into a gigantic maroon trough and they all push their faces into it until they can't move about anymore. How delicious.

[Rogg]

Best comment below. Fuck humanity.



Mark Hussell @MarkHussell
Absolute disgrace and an insult to a reigning champion that he can’t defend his title. Jermaine has years and years and years ahead of him to play in this. All for the matter of a couple of places on the order of merit. Shame on those who made this decision.

[StevieBoy]

Please on God's green earth, somebody please chop his fingers off

[Randall]

What a tosser