Players you find annoying.

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Players you find annoying.

Post by Icardi Breezer » Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:36 am

Simple question.. Which players annoy you the most, and why?

Ian White - Glorified quarter finalist (at best), and completely spineless.

Dave Chisnall - never seen a top 10 caliber PDC player with so little self belief, bottle job.

Benito VDP - for obvious reasons

Andy Hamilton - roars like Chewbacca on crack after throwing any ton+ score, jobber!

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Post by Safc » Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:50 am

Gerwyn Price - fucking bellend
Dimitri van den Bergh - Hate his face and shit walk on song
James Wade - Boring Plodder i want him to lose every game always acts like a little child
Kevin Painter - See above
Peter Wright - Still wishing 1 day he falls of the stage doing his walk on cant stand him or his gross mrs
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Post by ThudThudThud3 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:08 am

Whitlock & Chisnall - Both good players, but they're not going to win anything so they are just clogging up the latter stages of any tournament
White - For his constant lack of achievement on stage and that he looks like a serial killer who has 25 bodies buried in his back garden.
Clayton, Lennon & North - Might as well just have an AI opponent on stage instead of these boring bastards. Their increasing presence on tv is disturbing.
Klassen, Bunting, Webster- I don't mind them, I just hate the way they get talked up as World Champions.
Henderson and Gilding. - Can't handle looking at them for a prolonged period of time.

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Post by The Thorn » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:35 am

Barneveld - No words needed

Wright - A horrible fucking cunt spouting shit all the time and changing his darts every game. Clown gimmick is wearing off

Wade - Another fucking prick, you just can't act that disgraceful all the time and get away with it. Take your pills or fuck off.

Whitlock - An alcoholic tramp, pretty much everyone on tour hates him. Also you just know when he has a half decent run in a tourney that he's gonna choke.
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Post by sennafan24 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:40 am

Mitchell - No explanation needed.

Whitlock - Used to quite like him. But turned into a right miserable wanker.

Gurney - Overrated and comes across as a prick.
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Post by StevieBoy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:08 am

MVG - Everytime he's on tv the coms have multiple orgasms

Kim Huybrechts - totally delusional and thinks he's better than everybody else and can't understand why he's constantly being beaten

Daryl Gurney - The most miserable fucker who has ever graced the oche

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Post by Randall » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:28 am

Welcome to the forum breezer.

Probably only the slow players like pipe and Mitchell.

The cowards like adams, arseholes like hankey.

Floor warriors like white and latterly Walsh.
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Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:54 am

Pipe... no explanation needed..
Dolan.. slow plodder that is still living off his history maker nine darter..
Painter.. I just can't stand looking at the cunt..
Wade.. miserable fucker and a bad sportsman..
Gurney.. boring miserable twat.
Price.. cannot stand his roaring every two minutes..
Keegan Brown... always looks like he is about to burst into tears

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Post by Randall » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:59 am

Painter is a very good shout, as is wade.
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Post by Mabbsy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:16 pm

Price - no explanation needed
Gurney - misery guts
Cadby - lump of convicted aboriginal lard who celebrates every throw as if he's won a major
Adams - constant giggling about absolutely nothing
Nicho - ditto Price above
Gilding - just Gilding

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Post by cannibal » Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:54 pm

Adrian Lewis under achieving, fat sweaty lazy cunt.

Barney quitter, cry baby

Gando cry baby, self righteous prick who thinks everyone should play according to some stupid notion of "gentlemens game" from the 70's or 80's. It never existed

John Henderson disgusting to look at, makes me sick to look at with that fucking pumpkin head on that blob of a body.

Andy Smith, hendo lite

Scott Mitchell, if it isn't obvious then you need to fuck off

Martin Adams giggling little shit, nothing more than a paper champion.

Bunting every throw looks like a toddler trying to fill his diaper.

Soft tip cunts. Ffs this isn't darts.

Americans claiming to be pro who wait around for crumbs to fall off the PDC table. Never show any initiative to get to q school or even try for the UK open. Fuckers have a million excuses why they can't. Reality they aren't good enough to make it.

Nazi Schindler, that throwing from above the head shit is for school girls.

Thorton mumbling to himself constantly, every turn to the board is an exercise in facial expressions of agony.

Justin Pipe, that stance and throw is agonizing. Then to make it worse he plays slower than molasses in January.

Soft tip cunts. I hate this shit so much I thought it was worth mentioning it again. Fucking stupid, rules like solid bull. Your main scoring area the bull is also a double that can be used to go out on? What's up with that?

Marie O'Brian same reasons as Hendo. Look I'm not sexist applying same standard for the men to the women.

Lorraine Winstanley that throw is shit it is a testament to how weak the women's game is that she even made it to the final.

Ancja Gila Monster, isn't this just another version of O'Brian.
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Post by StevieBoy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:14 pm

cannibal wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:54 pm Adrian Lewis under achieving, fat sweaty lazy cunt.

Barney quitter, cry baby

Gando cry baby, self righteous prick who thinks everyone should play according to some stupid notion of "gentlemens game" from the 70's or 80's. It never existed

John Henderson disgusting to look at, makes me sick to look at with that fucking pumpkin head on that blob of a body.

Andy Smith, hendo lite

Scott Mitchell, if it isn't obvious then you need to fuck off

Martin Adams giggling little shit, nothing more than a paper champion.

Bunting every throw looks like a toddler trying to fill his diaper.

Soft tip cunts. Ffs this isn't darts.

Americans claiming to be pro who wait around for crumbs to fall off the PDC table. Never show any initiative to get to q school or even try for the UK open. Fuckers have a million excuses why they can't. Reality they aren't good enough to make it.

Nazi Schindler, that throwing from above the head shit is for school girls.

Thorton mumbling to himself constantly, every turn to the board is an exercise in facial expressions of agony.

Justin Shite, that stance and throw is agonizing. Then to make it worse he plays slower than molasses in January.

Soft tip cunts. I hate this shit so much I thought it was worth mentioning it again. Fucking stupid, rules like solid bull. Your main scoring area the bull is also a double that can be used to go out on? What's up with that?

Marie O'Brian same reasons as Hendo. Look I'm not sexist applying same standard for the men to the women.

Lorraine Winstanley that throw is shit it is a testament to how weak the women's game is that she even made it to the final.

Ancja Gila Monster, isn't this just another version of O'Brian.
I think we shouls rename the thread to Players we like lol

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Post by cannibal » Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:09 pm

Interestingly enough my players I like and the reasons would be fairly close to those listed by others in their annoying last. But with cunt label used more generously. Lol
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Post by Randall » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:58 pm

StevieBoy wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:14 pm
cannibal wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:54 pm Adrian Lewis under achieving, fat sweaty lazy cunt.

Barney quitter, cry baby

Gando cry baby, self righteous prick who thinks everyone should play according to some stupid notion of "gentlemens game" from the 70's or 80's. It never existed

John Henderson disgusting to look at, makes me sick to look at with that fucking pumpkin head on that blob of a body.

Andy Smith, hendo lite

Scott Mitchell, if it isn't obvious then you need to fuck off

Martin Adams giggling little shit, nothing more than a paper champion.

Bunting every throw looks like a toddler trying to fill his diaper.

Soft tip cunts. Ffs this isn't darts.

Americans claiming to be pro who wait around for crumbs to fall off the PDC table. Never show any initiative to get to q school or even try for the UK open. Fuckers have a million excuses why they can't. Reality they aren't good enough to make it.

Nazi Schindler, that throwing from above the head shit is for school girls.

Thorton mumbling to himself constantly, every turn to the board is an exercise in facial expressions of agony.

Justin Shite, that stance and throw is agonizing. Then to make it worse he plays slower than molasses in January.

Soft tip cunts. I hate this shit so much I thought it was worth mentioning it again. Fucking stupid, rules like solid bull. Your main scoring area the bull is also a double that can be used to go out on? What's up with that?

Marie O'Brian same reasons as Hendo. Look I'm not sexist applying same standard for the men to the women.

Lorraine Winstanley that throw is shit it is a testament to how weak the women's game is that she even made it to the final.

Ancja Gila Monster, isn't this just another version of O'Brian.
I think we shouls rename the thread to Players we like lol
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Post by thegentle » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:11 pm

Mabbsy wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:16 pm Price - no explanation needed
Gurney - misery guts
Cadby - lump of convicted aboriginal lard who celebrates every throw as if he's won a major
Adams - constant giggling about absolutely nothing
Nicho - ditto Price above
Gilding - just Gilding
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Post by StevieBoy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:14 pm

Well, they do say live each day as if it's your last, Cadby celebrates each visit as if it's his last as a professional darts player!

Another day out of prison more like! lol

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Post by thegentle » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:16 pm

Gando recently with his constant whining
Cullen with his absolutely stunning ability to lack any kind of consistency
Wright has that consistency, he consistently chokes just when he has MvG on the ropes
Don't care much for Ian White's TV record (or lack thereof) but that dab should fuck right off
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Post by Dreammaker » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:02 am

Alan tabern has always annoyed me

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Post by StevieBoy » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:18 am

Dreammaker wrote: Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:02 am Alan tabern has always annoyed me
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Post by Randall » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:38 am

Dreammaker wrote: Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:02 am Alan tabern has always annoyed me
Harsh on the tache.
Seems a likeable chap.
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