Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers

[Fiss Plaps]

Fucking embarrassment.

Fancy dress being emphasised in programme introduction.

Nicho labelled on screen as "professional darts player & commentator"

[Randall]

Fucking embarrassment.

Fancy dress being emphasised in programme introduction.

Nicho labelled on screen as "professional darts player & commentator"

Fancy dress fanny??

[Rogg]

Oh fucking dear.

I can't watch quite yet, don't be shy with howler listing!

[Randall]

Most of the crowd can't even clap in time to we will rock you.

[Fiss Plaps]

Epilepsy triggering flashing lights with no warning beforehand. Ofcom could fuck Eurosport for that.

The transition between the two parts of Suzuki's walk-on. Sounded like a tape being mangled.

[Randall]

Grown men in the crowd doing the babyshark thing

[Randall]

Epilepsy triggering flashing lights with no warning beforehand. Ofcom would fuck them for that.

The transition between the two parts of Suzuki's walk-on. Sounded like a tape being mangled.

An epileptic fit arguably better than watching this shit.

[Fiss Plaps]

Comms include Laura Turner who averaged sub-60 against Ana.

On-screen scoreboard misses the first visit of the game.

Turner mentions that "[the] standard is getting better and better each year" despite averages for the semis being SEVEN POINTS down on last year.

[Rogg]

Bet365 up to the usual yesterday...

[Fiss Plaps]

* * * LISA ASHTON'S FIRST SET AT THE WORLDS KLAXON * * *

[Fiss Plaps]

Nicho and Mason both suggest millions of viewers in Japan are watching this right now.

[Zeyes]

Nicholson and Mason still unclear on the idea that darts being big as a participation sport in Japan doesn't mean it's also big as a spectator sport.

[Mabbsy]

Nicho and mace claiming that everyone in Tokyo will have stayed up to watch.

I am pretty sure there may be 1 or 2 out of 20 million who will have gone to bed.

[fandarts]

mabbsy knowing Japanese sleeping patterns it seems

[Fiss Plaps]

Mason suggesting Suzuki's performance will change women's darts forever.

Nicho excusing the first two legs of Suzuki/Prins despite them going to "get YouTube hits... not for the right reasons"

[HalloweenJack]

You just know some player (male) is going to use Baby shark as a walk on theme

[Fiss Plaps]

#1 seed scores 7.

You just know some player (male) is going to use Baby shark as a walk on theme

Err...

[Fiss Plaps]

Nicho with yet another wrestling analogy about Suzuki winning the munters' worlds.

[Potter's Lake]

Was she told she couldn't have a Japanese song and they compromised on that half and half weirdness?

[Randall]

Nicho going on about gay wrestling again