Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers

[Zeyes]

De Graaf's game is definitely not where it was 1-2 years ago, she's all over the place. And this was the same against Jacklin as well

Yep, her game is basically where Lorraine's was until a couple of years back, flashes of good stuff but just looking like it could completely implode any second.

[Randall]

Who here enjoyed the hypnotism 'piece' at the end of the afternoon's 'action'? I couldn't believe it.

Must have been hypnotized, forgotten it already

Farmer and his O'Sheep singing the praises of a Northern Irish medicine man whose extravagant techniques have been responsible for their form in recent times. I think they should sack the cunt on that basis personally.

Thankfully I must have switched it off by then to avoid hearing the cunts interview.

[Pigpen]

Tony O'Shea: "Ana is a top-drawer exhibitionist"

I bet she is.

[Rogg]

Is anything happening that isn't a howler?

[Randall]

Is anything happening that isn't a howler?

72 v 69

[Fiss Plaps]

* * * LONGER WOMEN'S GAMES KLAXON * * *

Yes, because it's truly deserved after Suzuki v Prins

[Rogg]

Is anything happening that isn't a howler?

72 v 69

Both on a 69 would be preferable, and so on.

[HalloweenJack]

Bring back Stefan Lord.

[Fiss Plaps]

Atrocious discussion about whether playing while pregnant counts as a pairs match.

[Randall]

Is anything happening that isn't a howler?

72 v 69

Both on a 69 would be preferable, and so on.

Its a yes from me

[HalloweenJack]

What random conversation piece would anybody come up with on here during commentary ( darts related) eg That Dave Whitcombe in the 1980s bore a passing resemblance to Mark Chapman ( Lennons assassin) ???

[Rogg]

Atrocious discussion about whether playing while pregnant counts as a pairs match.

how wonderful. It's a lot more entertaining just following this thread instead of watching.

[Zeyes]

"Both can throw better than that" klaxon.

[Rogg]

Randall will enjoy this. The embryo Gwyneth Paltrow is in a Columbo episode. Feel a bit sick seeing it written down but true story. Her mum was in a Columbo at the time.

[Randall]

What random conversation piece would anybody come up with on here during commentary ( darts related) eg That Dave Whitcombe in the 1980s bore a passing resemblance to Mark Chapman ( Lennons assassin) ???

Welcome to the forum mate.
Anything would be better than watching the games.

[Randall]

Randall will enjoy this. The embryo Gwyneth Paltrow is in a Columbo episode. Feel a bit sick seeing it written down but true story. Her mum was in a Columbo at the time.

Which film was that?

[Zeyes]

10 of 12 women's games decided in straight sets.

[HalloweenJack]

What random conversation piece would anybody come up with on here during commentary ( darts related) eg That Dave Whitcombe in the 1980s bore a passing resemblance to Mark Chapman ( Lennons assassin) ???

Welcome to the forum mate.
Anything would be better than watching the games.

I’ve been reading this forum for a while and whilst some comments are brutal, I’ve been in hysterics I had to join.

[Rogg]

Randall will enjoy this. The embryo Gwyneth Paltrow is in a Columbo episode. Feel a bit sick seeing it written down but true story. Her mum was in a Columbo at the time.

Which film was that?

Etude in Black.

[shenmue]

"I can't pick a winner in the Lorraine vs ana match" Nico.

I can, Ana easily.