Got Arrested Tonight

Post by **esotericjester** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:32 pm

Terry Kenny wrote:Yanks are fuckin idiots.

When I was at the port in Umm Qasr, 2 of them came over to speak to us. 1st thing they said was "Hey, are you guys English or Scotlandish?" knobheads.

Racist.

Post by **esotericjester** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:32 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
Terry Kenny wrote:Yanks are fuckin idiots.

When I was at the port in Umm Qasr, 2 of them came over to speak to us. 1st thing they said was "Hey, are you guys English or Scotlandish?" knobheads.

possibly the truest thing you ever said on here.......

Also racist.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:34 pm

esotericjester wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:
Terry Kenny wrote:Yanks are fuckin idiots.

When I was at the port in Umm Qasr, 2 of them came over to speak to us. 1st thing they said was "Hey, are you guys English or Scotlandish?" knobheads.

possibly the truest thing you ever said on here.......

Also racist.

point proven about being thick.
Americans are not a race.

Post by **esotericjester** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:37 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
esotericjester wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:
Terry Kenny wrote:Yanks are fuckin idiots.

When I was at the port in Umm Qasr, 2 of them came over to speak to us. 1st thing they said was "Hey, are you guys English or Scotlandish?" knobheads.

possibly the truest thing you ever said on here.......

Also racist.
point proven about being thick.
Americans are not a race.

Point proven about my username indicating that people don't get it when I'm joking.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:40 pm

I should make it clear when I say americans i refer to the military, government, war mongering policy etc, not the general citizen although they should shoulder the blame for electing the cunts in the first place that implement the policies that has them universally hated throughout the world.

Post by **esotericjester** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:45 pm

Justin Credible wrote:I should make it clear when I say americans i refer to the military, government, war mongering policy etc, not the general citizen although they should shoulder the blame for electing the cunts in the first place that implement the policies that has them universally hated throughout the world.

In return, I should make it clear that most Americans ARE stupid and have an overblown sense of self importance and entitlement. A large percentage of these people vote. I think we need a benevolent dictator.

Don't worry. I am not offended, though I may continue to throw out false accusations of racism.

Post by **gonk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:48 pm

They are all cunts

Post by **esotericjester** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:49 pm

gonk wrote:They are all cunts

Which "they?"

Post by **gonk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:50 pm

Americans, in particular the military and even more specifically the security forces

Post by **Tungsten Terrorist** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:53 pm

gonk wrote:Americans, in particular the military and even more specifically the security forces

Was the smoking man from the X Files involved in the backgroung Gonk? Fire my imagination

Post by **esotericjester** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:54 pm

All Americans are assholes and I hate them. Except skweezit. I don't hate him. Also the hot women. It's a lot harder to hate hot women. The rest, though, assholes.

Racist.

Post by **gonk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:56 pm

It was dark, I had about 15 cops with rifles pointed at me treating me like I was a terrorist when clearly I'd just walked over from another aircraft on the flight line. So I must've been a high priority target, so I reckon the smoking man was there, just not smoking as that would be against regulations

Post by **esotericjester** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:58 pm

So this is just a line out in the open? What's so special about this dividing line? We're allies, aren't we?

Post by **gonk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:00 pm

It's a restricted area because there are more highly parked secret aircraft in there. But if I was to stand this side I'm fine and can look at the planes, step over the line I must be a terrorist

Post by **Tungsten Terrorist** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:01 pm

gonk wrote:It was dark, I had about 15 cops with rifles pointed at me treating me like I was a terrorist when clearly I'd just walked over from another aircraft on the flight line. So I must've been a high priority target, so I reckon the smoking man was there, just not smoking as that would be against regulations

Cheers Gonk you are part of the X Files!!

Have you seen the craft recovered from Roswell?

Post by **esotericjester** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:03 pm

Oh, I see. You weren't wearing a burqa or something were you?

Post by **gonk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:04 pm

I've seen some strange shit tt but never any alien stuff

Post by **gonk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:05 pm

esotericjester wrote:Oh, I see. You weren't wearing a burqa or something were you?

standard issue military uniform with a hi-vis belt, ear defenders, aircraft Marshalling wands. My ID badge for being on the flight line(just not that area) so it was a pretty good disguise

Post by **esotericjester** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:08 pm

gonk wrote:
esotericjester wrote:Oh, I see. You weren't wearing a burqa or something were you?
standard issue military uniform with a hi-vis belt, ear defenders, aircraft Marshalling wands. My ID badge for being on the flight line(just not that area) so it was a pretty good disguise

Yes a very clever disguise.

Post by **M H** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:09 pm

gonk wrote:
esotericjester wrote:Oh, I see. You weren't wearing a burqa or something were you?
standard issue military uniform with a hi-vis belt, ear defenders, aircraft Marshalling wands. My ID badge for being on the flight line(just not that area) so it was a pretty good disguise

Lucky you didn't get shot mate. In the first Iraq war the Yanks killed more Brits than the enemy did