The BDO Family Potters Piss Up Jamboree 2018

[Greipel]

1 Mark McGeeney (England) 381 useless choking cunt
2 Scott Mitchell (England) 329 walks like his arse is chewing a bag of worthers, shit cunt and self polluting inbred cow molester
3 Glen Durrant (England) 328 Spineless mkII, Bells Palsy featured smoggie shit cunt, talks like Stallone would after a stroke
4 Ross FcLoyalty (Scotland) 302 poisonous little skid mark, hated by his own reflection
5 Jim Williams (Wales) 286 some cunt
6 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 268 Dutch scum
7 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 259 Another Dutch scum, looks like Dirk Kuyt's sinister younger brother,
8 = James Hurrell (England) 258 Who ?
8 = Scott Waites (England) 258 Bizzare shaped head, chain pulling pissed up Yorkshire cunt,
10 = Andy Baetens (Belgium) 252 Probably a cunt
10 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 252 Dustman, lives in a skip, swears a lot, inbred, smell, drinks own piss
12 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 248 Glove wearing, lanky streak of paralysed piss, dutch scum
13 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 244 Probably bums sheep and is married to his sister who is also his mum, cunt
14 Geert de Vos (Belgium) 242 Probably wanks into the special sauce at the McDonalds he works in, cunt
15 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 240 Norn iron cunt
16 Conan Whitehead (England) 230 useless shit cunt
17 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 223 more dutch scum
18 Scott Baker (England) 216 Pitiful sad little cunt, hair designed by lego, shit cunt
19 Wayne Warren (Wales) 212 More fingers than teeth boyo bach !
20 Gary Jobson (England) 209 pissed up shit cunt
21 Richie Edwards (Wales) 203 been missing since Feb 1995
22 Nick Kenny (Wales) 201 Basically shit
23 Martin Adams (England) 198 The original spineless cunt, man of no principles, utter shit cunt of the highest order
24 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 197 Dirty foreigner
25 Daniel Day (England) 192 Erm, a cunt
26 Martin Atkins (England) 175 rubbed up by fugly lezzer cunt
27 Yoeri Duijster (Netherlands) 173 yet more dutch scum ! bread like fucking vermin
28 = Chris Landman (Netherlands) 162 just fuck off now already for sure, dutch scum
28 = Krzysztof Ratajski (Poland) 162 Makes the mushrooms cry blood out of their arse's
30 Darren Clifford (Northern Ireland) 160 Needs to get a job cunt
31 Toon Greebe (Netherlands) 159 FFS dutch scum
32 Tony O'Shea (England) 155 King of the chokers, pint horsing shit cunt
33 Derk Telnekes (Netherlands) 151 Enough now ! dutch scum
34 = Andy Fordham (England) 127 Disgusting obese piss can shit cunt
34 = Shaun Carroll (England) 127 Oh Carroll you are but a fool, now fuck off cunt
36 Jeff Smith (Canada) 117 The Silencer of Mushrooms cunt
37 Brian Dawson (England) 114 Yorkshire shit cunt
38 Garry Thompson (England) 113 deffo a cunt
39 Mark McGrath (New Zealand) 112 Stick to Rugby or something, cunt
40 David Cameron (Canada) 111 Maple leaf shit cunt
41 Dave Parletti (England) 110 Scounging simpleton shit cunt,
42 = Justin Thompson (Australia) 108 Straya cunt,
42 = Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 108 Suprise suprise yet another dutch scum
44 = Gary Stafford (England) 105 cunt
44 = Mark Layton (Wales) 105 another sheep worrying cunt
46 Rhys Griffin (Wales) 103 see above
47 Joe Chaney (USA) 101 Amerishitcunt from Jewnited States of Dumbfuckinstan, shit cunt
48 Peter Machin (Australia) 99 Like JT above, both can fuck off, pair of shit cunts
49 Michael Unterbuchner (Germany) 97 Golden Shower receiver and Deutsche Polizei, Fall Eibe Baum vermuten !
50 Sven Verdonck (Belgium) 95 Anal seepage

-1, fuck off.

[cannibal]

funny as fuck, well done sin ya cunt,

[Sin]

funny as fuck, well done sin ya cunt,

Cheers Cannibal ya cunt, mate

[Sin]

1 Mark McGeeney (England) 381 useless choking cunt
2 Scott Mitchell (England) 329 walks like his arse is chewing a bag of worthers, shit cunt and self polluting inbred cow molester
3 Glen Durrant (England) 328 Spineless mkII, Bells Palsy featured smoggie shit cunt, talks like Stallone would after a stroke
4 Ross FcLoyalty (Scotland) 302 poisonous little skid mark, hated by his own reflection
5 Jim Williams (Wales) 286 some cunt
6 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 268 Dutch scum
7 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 259 Another Dutch scum, looks like Dirk Kuyt's sinister younger brother,
8 = James Hurrell (England) 258 Who ?
8 = Scott Waites (England) 258 Bizzare shaped head, chain pulling pissed up Yorkshire cunt,
10 = Andy Baetens (Belgium) 252 Probably a cunt
10 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 252 Dustman, lives in a skip, swears a lot, inbred, smell, drinks own piss
12 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 248 Glove wearing, lanky streak of paralysed piss, dutch scum
13 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 244 Probably bums sheep and is married to his sister who is also his mum, cunt
14 Geert de Vos (Belgium) 242 Probably wanks into the special sauce at the McDonalds he works in, cunt
15 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 240 Norn iron cunt
16 Conan Whitehead (England) 230 useless shit cunt
17 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 223 more dutch scum
18 Scott Baker (England) 216 Pitiful sad little cunt, hair designed by lego, shit cunt
19 Wayne Warren (Wales) 212 More fingers than teeth boyo bach !
20 Gary Jobson (England) 209 pissed up shit cunt
21 Richie Edwards (Wales) 203 been missing since Feb 1995
22 Nick Kenny (Wales) 201 Basically shit
23 Martin Adams (England) 198 The original spineless cunt, man of no principles, utter shit cunt of the highest order
24 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 197 Dirty foreigner
25 Daniel Day (England) 192 Erm, a cunt
26 Martin Atkins (England) 175 rubbed up by fugly lezzer cunt
27 Yoeri Duijster (Netherlands) 173 yet more dutch scum ! bread like fucking vermin
28 = Chris Landman (Netherlands) 162 just fuck off now already for sure, dutch scum
28 = Krzysztof Ratajski (Poland) 162 Makes the mushrooms cry blood out of their arse's
30 Darren Clifford (Northern Ireland) 160 Needs to get a job cunt
31 Toon Greebe (Netherlands) 159 FFS dutch scum
32 Tony O'Shea (England) 155 King of the chokers, pint horsing shit cunt
33 Derk Telnekes (Netherlands) 151 Enough now ! dutch scum
34 = Andy Fordham (England) 127 Disgusting obese piss can shit cunt
34 = Shaun Carroll (England) 127 Oh Carroll you are but a fool, now fuck off cunt
36 Jeff Smith (Canada) 117 The Silencer of Mushrooms cunt
37 Brian Dawson (England) 114 Yorkshire shit cunt
38 Garry Thompson (England) 113 deffo a cunt
39 Mark McGrath (New Zealand) 112 Stick to Rugby or something, cunt
40 David Cameron (Canada) 111 Maple leaf shit cunt
41 Dave Parletti (England) 110 Scounging simpleton shit cunt,
42 = Justin Thompson (Australia) 108 Straya cunt,
42 = Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 108 Suprise suprise yet another dutch scum
44 = Gary Stafford (England) 105 cunt
44 = Mark Layton (Wales) 105 another sheep worrying cunt
46 Rhys Griffin (Wales) 103 see above
47 Joe Chaney (USA) 101 Amerishitcunt from Jewnited States of Dumbfuckinstan, shit cunt
48 Peter Machin (Australia) 99 Like JT above, both can fuck off, pair of shit cunts
49 Michael Unterbuchner (Germany) 97 Golden Shower receiver and Deutsche Polizei, Fall Eibe Baum vermuten !
50 Sven Verdonck (Belgium) 95 Anal seepage

-1, fuck off.

[M H]

Oy Bradders, where's the viewing figures?

[The Ginge Reaper]

Oy Bradders, where's the viewing figures?

Someone posted them the other day didn't they?

[M H]

Oy Bradders, where's the viewing figures?

Someone posted them the other day didn't they?

If they did I missed it. Haven't seen numbers for the last two days

[The Ginge Reaper]

Lakeside final on C4, Sunday 14th Jan around 5pm = 1.16m when you include the +1 channel
Disney film Aladdin, repeated for the 1000th time, C4 Sunday 21st Jan around 5pm = 1.7m when you include the +1 channel

Hmm....

[Rogg]

What will become of the amateur festivities? Nobody knows.

[M H]

Lakeshite final on C4, Sunday 14th Jan around 5pm = 1.16m when you include the +1 channel
Disney film Aladdin, repeated for the 1000th time, C4 Sunday 21st Jan around 5pm = 1.7m when you include the +1 channel

Hmm....

A few more on BT and a few thousand on Winmau TV worldwide. The Ally Pally final figures must dwarf this world wide

[Jobber]

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So, I had a random skim of the Romanian Darts stream from the weekend and it landed on a semi final of Big Robbo vs Gary 'Back on tour' Thompson . 2018 and still the same old shit. It doesn't bode well for the rest of the BDO year.

Old man Phillips and the quiff won each singles event. Just send the lakeside title to duzza now.

[Fiss Plaps]

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So, I had a random skim of the Romanian Darts stream from the weekend and it landed on a semi final of Big jobbo vs Gary 'Back on tour' Thompson . 2018 and still the same old shit. It doesn't bode well for the rest of the BDO year.

Old man Phillips and the quiff won each singles event. Just send the Lakeshite title to duzza now.

I had a quick scroll through as well.

Wouter Vaes vs Daniel Day as a final? They're young but that's still grim. Vaes managed to throw away a 5-2 lead and went miles into 12 when going for D5 for the match.

[Randall]

Not glory glory ffs.
Anybody but him.

[The Ginge Reaper]

My eyes!!!!

[StevieBoy]

My eyes!!!!

wow At a glance the poster just screams darts

[The Ginge Reaper]

It's also got the wrong town on it

[tungsten tossers]

My eyes!!!!

Just to throw it in.. There isn't a Club Cue in Woking
I live just outside Woking and have never heard of it, so I did a bit of digging around and it should be Worthing, about 60 miles south.

http://www.englanddarts.co.uk/latest%20news.html

[StevieBoy]

It's also got the wrong town on it

The true governing body of darts, the future looks bright lol

[cannibal]

Everyone want to support youth darts as the answer. Reality is it is a crap shoot. No one wants to speak ill of it as everyone likes the cute baby who came from the ugly fat mother. For me it comes down to, do you have a system to develop talent? The BDO and EDO don't have it because it is the same shit they pawn off at the adult level. Come for the piss up. PDC and JDC understand about finding the talent and moving them thru the upper ranks.

[Rogg]

Dear old Pauly's take on the disaster poster then, once the seething farmer had stopped strangling him:

Back to the poster, mistakes on it was all a bit last minute , which when you all have full time jobs elsewhere slipped through !
It's embarrassing for us I know won't deny that but hey ho mistakes happen .