The BDO Family Potters Piss Up Jamboree 2018

[Captain Hobo]

What the fuck has the fat mincer got on his feet?

Looks like official 'Scotty Dog' merchandise. I assume they sold out quicker than Lakeshite.

[Rogg]

I see the BDOhgod did their new rankings today, having removed new card holders and whatever else is banned from the holy pursuit of 2019 piss palace points.

Noppert, van Baelen, Hughes, Menzies and Fitton notably.

Really letting in the cold now.


Top 50.



1 Mark McGeeney (England) 381
2 Scott Mitchell (England) 329
3 Glen Durrant (England) 328
4 Ross FcLoyalty (Scotland) 302
5 Jim Williams (Wales) 286
6 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 268
7 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 259
8 = James Hurrell (England) 258
8 = Scott Waites (England) 258
10 = Andy Baetens (Belgium) 252
10 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 252
12 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 248
13 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 244
14 Geert de Vos (Belgium) 242
15 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 240
16 Conan Whitehead (England) 230
17 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 223
18 Scott Baker (England) 216
19 Wayne Warren (Wales) 212
20 Gary Robson (England) 209
21 Richie Edwards (Wales) 203
22 Nick Kenny (Wales) 201
23 Martin Adams (England) 198
24 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 197
25 Daniel Day (England) 192
26 Martin Atkins (England) 175
27 Yoeri Duijster (Netherlands) 173
28 = Chris Landman (Netherlands) 162
28 = Krzysztof Ratajski (Poland) 162
30 Darren Clifford (Northern Ireland) 160
31 Toon Greebe (Netherlands) 159
32 Tony O'Shea (England) 155
33 Derk Telnekes (Netherlands) 151
34 = Andy Fordham (England) 127
34 = Shaun Carroll (England) 127
36 Jeff Smith (Canada) 117
37 Brian Dawson (England) 114
38 Garry Thompson (England) 113
39 Mark McGrath (New Zealand) 112
40 David Cameron (Canada) 111
41 Dave Parletti (England) 110
42 = Justin Thompson (Australia) 108
42 = Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 108
44 = Gary Stafford (England) 105
44 = Mark Layton (Wales) 105
46 Rhys Griffin (Wales) 103
47 Joe Chaney (USA) 101
48 Peter Machin (Australia) 99
49 Michael Unterbuchner (Germany) 97
50 Sven Verdonck (Belgium) 95

[Tommo]

Just goes to show the shite quality of the BDO when the 20th best player is Big Jobby.

[Sensur Muljovic]

So ratasjki still on there?

What a joke, this list. McGeeney on 1. Mandigers on 6 etc...

[Randall]

Anyone who played q school removed apart from toplad?

[Captain Hobo]

Anyone who played q school removed apart from toplad?

So Toplad is eligible for Lakeshite 2019 as he failed to qualify this year, but those that did qualify and played Q-School are ineligible?

[Tommo]

Tommy Thompson Reading between the lines and again rumours are the BDO going to tear up the players Lakeside Contracts, for those who broke them and let them play in Ranking events. Better make a decision soon.

[Hutchy72]

Toplad rated directly behind a spastic whose foot is now used as a umbrella stand.
No wonder the choking fat mess fell faster than Viola Beach during his stint at Q school.

[Randall]

Anyone who played q school removed apart from toplad?

So Toplad is eligible for Lakeshite 2019 as he failed to qualify this year, but those that did qualify and played Q-School are ineligible?

It's as clear as fucking mud.
Menzies and fitton have clearly vanished.

[Mabbsy]

''Jeff, Jeff, Jeff'' is still on the list too

[Rogg]

Anyone who played q school removed apart from toplad?

So Toplad is eligible for Lakeshite 2019 as he failed to qualify this year, but those that did qualify and played Q-School are ineligible?

This is correct.

[Rogg]

David Dodds ranked 217. Isn't he dead?

[Randall]

David Dodds ranked 217. Isn't he dead?

Yes! Six months back!

[Rogg]

David Dodds ranked 217. Isn't he dead?

Yes! Six months back!

Not as definite a shift in one's personal status as heading straight from Lakeside to Q-School evidently...

[Captain Hobo]

Anyone who played q school removed apart from toplad?

So Toplad is eligible for Lakeshite 2019 as he failed to qualify this year, but those that did qualify and played Q-School are ineligible?

This is correct.

What a mess. Just imagine Monty being the Number 4 seed for something claiming to be a World Championship.

edit. Just realised he was seeded 5 this year.

[cannibal]

BDO rankings collection of rag tag useless dart shed shooting shits. A bag of feral cats would be more entertaining and desirable.

[The Thorn]

Williams number 5
Mandigers number 6

What a shower of bollocks

[Sin]

1 Mark McGeeney (England) 381 useless choking cunt
2 Scott Mitchell (England) 329 walks like his arse is chewing a bag of worthers, shit cunt and self polluting inbred cow molester
3 Glen Durrant (England) 328 Spineless mkII, Bells Palsy featured smoggie shit cunt, talks like Stallone would after a stroke
4 Ross FcLoyalty (Scotland) 302 poisonous little skid mark, hated by his own reflection
5 Jim Williams (Wales) 286 some cunt
6 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 268 Dutch scum
7 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 259 Another Dutch scum, looks like Dirk Kuyt's sinister younger brother,
8 = James Hurrell (England) 258 Who ?
8 = Scott Waites (England) 258 Bizzare shaped head, chain pulling pissed up Yorkshire cunt,
10 = Andy Baetens (Belgium) 252 Probably a cunt
10 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 252 Dustman, lives in a skip, swears a lot, inbred, smell, drinks own piss
12 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 248 Glove wearing, lanky streak of paralysed piss, dutch scum
13 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 244 Probably bums sheep and is married to his sister who is also his mum, cunt
14 Geert de Vos (Belgium) 242 Probably wanks into the special sauce at the McDonalds he works in, cunt
15 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 240 Norn iron cunt
16 Conan Whitehead (England) 230 useless shit cunt
17 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 223 more dutch scum
18 Scott Baker (England) 216 Pitiful sad little cunt, hair designed by lego, shit cunt
19 Wayne Warren (Wales) 212 More fingers than teeth boyo bach !
20 Gary Jobson (England) 209 pissed up shit cunt
21 Richie Edwards (Wales) 203 been missing since Feb 1995
22 Nick Kenny (Wales) 201 Basically shit
23 Martin Adams (England) 198 The original spineless cunt, man of no principles, utter shit cunt of the highest order
24 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 197 Dirty foreigner
25 Daniel Day (England) 192 Erm, a cunt
26 Martin Atkins (England) 175 rubbed up by fugly lezzer cunt
27 Yoeri Duijster (Netherlands) 173 yet more dutch scum ! bread like fucking vermin
28 = Chris Landman (Netherlands) 162 just fuck off now already for sure, dutch scum
28 = Krzysztof Ratajski (Poland) 162 Makes the mushrooms cry blood out of their arse's
30 Darren Clifford (Northern Ireland) 160 Needs to get a job cunt
31 Toon Greebe (Netherlands) 159 FFS dutch scum
32 Tony O'Shea (England) 155 King of the chokers, pint horsing shit cunt
33 Derk Telnekes (Netherlands) 151 Enough now ! dutch scum
34 = Andy Fordham (England) 127 Disgusting obese piss can shit cunt
34 = Shaun Carroll (England) 127 Oh Carroll you are but a fool, now fuck off cunt
36 Jeff Smith (Canada) 117 The Silencer of Mushrooms cunt
37 Brian Dawson (England) 114 Yorkshire shit cunt
38 Garry Thompson (England) 113 deffo a cunt
39 Mark McGrath (New Zealand) 112 Stick to Rugby or something, cunt
40 David Cameron (Canada) 111 Maple leaf shit cunt
41 Dave Parletti (England) 110 Scounging simpleton shit cunt,
42 = Justin Thompson (Australia) 108 Straya cunt,
42 = Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 108 Suprise suprise yet another dutch scum
44 = Gary Stafford (England) 105 cunt
44 = Mark Layton (Wales) 105 another sheep worrying cunt
46 Rhys Griffin (Wales) 103 see above
47 Joe Chaney (USA) 101 Amerishitcunt from Jewnited States of Dumbfuckinstan, shit cunt
48 Peter Machin (Australia) 99 Like JT above, both can fuck off, pair of shit cunts
49 Michael Unterbuchner (Germany) 97 Golden Shower receiver and Deutsche Polizei, Fall Eibe Baum vermuten !
50 Sven Verdonck (Belgium) 95 Anal seepage

[tungsten tossers]

1 Mark McGeeney (England) 381 useless choking cunt
2 Scott Mitchell (England) 329 walks like his arse is chewing a bag of worthers, shit cunt and self polluting inbred cow molester
3 Glen Durrant (England) 328 Spineless mkII, Bells Palsy featured smoggie shit cunt, talks like Stallone would after a stroke
4 Ross FcLoyalty (Scotland) 302 poisonous little skid mark, hated by his own reflection
5 Jim Williams (Wales) 286 some cunt
6 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 268 Dutch scum
7 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 259 Another Dutch scum, looks like Dirk Kuyt's sinister younger brother,
8 = James Hurrell (England) 258 Who ?
8 = Scott Waites (England) 258 Bizzare shaped head, chain pulling pissed up Yorkshire cunt,
10 = Andy Baetens (Belgium) 252 Probably a cunt
10 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 252 Dustman, lives in a skip, swears a lot, inbred, smell, drinks own piss
12 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 248 Glove wearing, lanky streak of paralysed piss, dutch scum
13 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 244 Probably bums sheep and is married to his sister who is also his mum, cunt
14 Geert de Vos (Belgium) 242 Probably wanks into the special sauce at the McDonalds he works in, cunt
15 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 240 Norn iron cunt
16 Conan Whitehead (England) 230 useless shit cunt
17 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 223 more dutch scum
18 Scott Baker (England) 216 Pitiful sad little cunt, hair designed by lego, shit cunt
19 Wayne Warren (Wales) 212 More fingers than teeth boyo bach !
20 Gary Jobson (England) 209 pissed up shit cunt
21 Richie Edwards (Wales) 203 been missing since Feb 1995
22 Nick Kenny (Wales) 201 Basically shit
23 Martin Adams (England) 198 The original spineless cunt, man of no principles, utter shit cunt of the highest order
24 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 197 Dirty foreigner
25 Daniel Day (England) 192 Erm, a cunt
26 Martin Atkins (England) 175 rubbed up by fugly lezzer cunt
27 Yoeri Duijster (Netherlands) 173 yet more dutch scum ! bread like fucking vermin
28 = Chris Landman (Netherlands) 162 just fuck off now already for sure, dutch scum
28 = Krzysztof Ratajski (Poland) 162 Makes the mushrooms cry blood out of their arse's
30 Darren Clifford (Northern Ireland) 160 Needs to get a job cunt
31 Toon Greebe (Netherlands) 159 FFS dutch scum
32 Tony O'Shea (England) 155 King of the chokers, pint horsing shit cunt
33 Derk Telnekes (Netherlands) 151 Enough now ! dutch scum
34 = Andy Fordham (England) 127 Disgusting obese piss can shit cunt
34 = Shaun Carroll (England) 127 Oh Carroll you are but a fool, now fuck off cunt
36 Jeff Smith (Canada) 117 The Silencer of Mushrooms cunt
37 Brian Dawson (England) 114 Yorkshire shit cunt
38 Garry Thompson (England) 113 deffo a cunt
39 Mark McGrath (New Zealand) 112 Stick to Rugby or something, cunt
40 David Cameron (Canada) 111 Maple leaf shit cunt
41 Dave Parletti (England) 110 Scounging simpleton shit cunt,
42 = Justin Thompson (Australia) 108 Straya cunt,
42 = Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 108 Suprise suprise yet another dutch scum
44 = Gary Stafford (England) 105 cunt
44 = Mark Layton (Wales) 105 another sheep worrying cunt
46 Rhys Griffin (Wales) 103 see above
47 Joe Chaney (USA) 101 Amerishitcunt from Jewnited States of Dumbfuckinstan, shit cunt
48 Peter Machin (Australia) 99 Like JT above, both can fuck off, pair of shit cunts
49 Michael Unterbuchner (Germany) 97 Golden Shower receiver and Deutsche Polizei, Fall Eibe Baum vermuten !
50 Sven Verdonck (Belgium) 95 Anal seepage

[Onedozen12]

1 Mark McGeeney (England) 381 useless choking cunt
2 Scott Mitchell (England) 329 walks like his arse is chewing a bag of worthers, shit cunt and self polluting inbred cow molester
3 Glen Durrant (England) 328 Spineless mkII, Bells Palsy featured smoggie shit cunt, talks like Stallone would after a stroke
4 Ross FcLoyalty (Scotland) 302 poisonous little skid mark, hated by his own reflection
5 Jim Williams (Wales) 286 some cunt
6 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 268 Dutch scum
7 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 259 Another Dutch scum, looks like Dirk Kuyt's sinister younger brother,
8 = James Hurrell (England) 258 Who ?
8 = Scott Waites (England) 258 Bizzare shaped head, chain pulling pissed up Yorkshire cunt,
10 = Andy Baetens (Belgium) 252 Probably a cunt
10 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 252 Dustman, lives in a skip, swears a lot, inbred, smell, drinks own piss
12 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 248 Glove wearing, lanky streak of paralysed piss, dutch scum
13 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 244 Probably bums sheep and is married to his sister who is also his mum, cunt
14 Geert de Vos (Belgium) 242 Probably wanks into the special sauce at the McDonalds he works in, cunt
15 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 240 Norn iron cunt
16 Conan Whitehead (England) 230 useless shit cunt
17 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 223 more dutch scum
18 Scott Baker (England) 216 Pitiful sad little cunt, hair designed by lego, shit cunt
19 Wayne Warren (Wales) 212 More fingers than teeth boyo bach !
20 Gary Jobson (England) 209 pissed up shit cunt
21 Richie Edwards (Wales) 203 been missing since Feb 1995
22 Nick Kenny (Wales) 201 Basically shit
23 Martin Adams (England) 198 The original spineless cunt, man of no principles, utter shit cunt of the highest order
24 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 197 Dirty foreigner
25 Daniel Day (England) 192 Erm, a cunt
26 Martin Atkins (England) 175 rubbed up by fugly lezzer cunt
27 Yoeri Duijster (Netherlands) 173 yet more dutch scum ! bread like fucking vermin
28 = Chris Landman (Netherlands) 162 just fuck off now already for sure, dutch scum
28 = Krzysztof Ratajski (Poland) 162 Makes the mushrooms cry blood out of their arse's
30 Darren Clifford (Northern Ireland) 160 Needs to get a job cunt
31 Toon Greebe (Netherlands) 159 FFS dutch scum
32 Tony O'Shea (England) 155 King of the chokers, pint horsing shit cunt
33 Derk Telnekes (Netherlands) 151 Enough now ! dutch scum
34 = Andy Fordham (England) 127 Disgusting obese piss can shit cunt
34 = Shaun Carroll (England) 127 Oh Carroll you are but a fool, now fuck off cunt
36 Jeff Smith (Canada) 117 The Silencer of Mushrooms cunt
37 Brian Dawson (England) 114 Yorkshire shit cunt
38 Garry Thompson (England) 113 deffo a cunt
39 Mark McGrath (New Zealand) 112 Stick to Rugby or something, cunt
40 David Cameron (Canada) 111 Maple leaf shit cunt
41 Dave Parletti (England) 110 Scounging simpleton shit cunt,
42 = Justin Thompson (Australia) 108 Straya cunt,
42 = Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 108 Suprise suprise yet another dutch scum
44 = Gary Stafford (England) 105 cunt
44 = Mark Layton (Wales) 105 another sheep worrying cunt
46 Rhys Griffin (Wales) 103 see above
47 Joe Chaney (USA) 101 Amerishitcunt from Jewnited States of Dumbfuckinstan, shit cunt
48 Peter Machin (Australia) 99 Like JT above, both can fuck off, pair of shit cunts
49 Michael Unterbuchner (Germany) 97 Golden Shower receiver and Deutsche Polizei, Fall Eibe Baum vermuten !
50 Sven Verdonck (Belgium) 95 Anal seepage

Brill