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[Justin Credible]

I am off to have sex whilst drunk.

most likely it will be shit with me thinking i was great, but with her also drunk she might actually believe its great.

god loves a trier

[Justin Credible]

wife has decided she is not in the mood for drinking.

looks like i am going out on my own........suits me fine

[Lister of Smeg]

You know things are bad when you get stood up by a pretend wife. Enjoy your pretend pint in the pretend pub with your pretend earnings from your pretend job.

[Hutchy72]

JC has gone from Howard Hughes to Peter Stringfellow in the space of a month.
Good on him.

[Justin Credible]

JC has gone from Howard Hughes to Peter Stringfellow in the space of a month.
Good on him.

Fuck Off


I dont have a ponytail
Live ain an alternate universe
spend my time associating with go fund me cunts, dolescum, racists, the uneducated, the unwashed, assholes,internet harmen, gay waiters, cuckolded pensioners morons, bdo cunts (its shorter and covers the previous)

[The Shank]

JC has gone from Howard Hughes to Peter Stringfellow in the space of a month.
Good on him.

Fuck Off


I dont have a ponytail
Live ain an alternate universe
spend my time associating with go fund me cunts, dolescum, racists, the uneducated, the unwashed, assholes,internet harmen, gay waiters, cuckolded pensioners morons, bdo cunts (its shorter and covers the previous)

I suspect that you were under the influence when making this post.

[The Shank]

Awake since 6am on a Sunday morning.

Damn you, internal clock.

[Randall]

Awake since 6am on a Sunday morning.

Damn you, interacial cock.

[Justin Credible]

JC has gone from Howard Hughes to Peter Stringfellow in the space of a month.
Good on him.

Fuck Off


I dont have a ponytail
Live ain an alternate universe
spend my time associating with go fund me cunts, dolescum, racists, the uneducated, the unwashed, assholes,internet harmen, gay waiters, cuckolded pensioners morons, bdo cunts (its shorter and covers the previous)

I suspect that you were under the influence when making this post.

I would have failed a breathalyzer test, but not completely pissed

[Justin Credible]

now that the evening is a little cooler i can now go out in the garden without sweating like a cunt.

wife bought some nice ciders, so will have those while the mutts chew on some treats

[Robert Ross]

now that the evening is a little cooler i can now go out in the garden without sweating like a cunt.

wife bought some nice ciders, so will have those while the mutts chew on some treats

Pieter & darts1000 are visiting?

[Justin Credible]

now that the evening is a little cooler i can now go out in the garden without sweating like a cunt.

wife bought some nice ciders, so will have those while the mutts chew on some treats

Pieter & darts1000 are visiting?

spent an hour out there

for the first time in days i am not sick from the heat....skin in now cold,.....bones and blood still boiling inside.

[Jungle Jim]

http://www.whitehorsestar.com/News/daws ... toe-napper

DAWSON CITY – The Downtown Hotel, “Home of the World Famous Sourtoe Cocktail”, is temporarily (they hope) without the last of its supply of big toes.

According to general manager Adam Gerle, a customer made off with the toe last Saturday night. He did so after persuading one of the bar servers to let him take the drink after the usual time for the evening ritual had passed.

“We are furious,” said Terry Lee, the Downtown Hotel toe captain.

“This guy asked to do the toe after the 9-11 p.m.* toe time hours and one of the new staff served it to him to be nice. And this is how he pays her back. What a low-life.”

The toe vanished after the server was called away to perform another task.

Gerle said it took staff a day or so to figure out what had happened.

“We just got the word out, and it seems to be getting around quickly.”

A press release went out Monday.

Dawson RCMP have been notified, and the hotel is offering a reward for information in getting the toe back.

RCMP Cpl. Jeff Myke confirmed a theft investigation is underway, adding the toe represents a tradition that has been an important part of community history.

The suspect is from Quebec, speaks with a French accent and was boasting about wanting to steal the toe prior to taking the drink.

Gerle is not surprised that no one took his boast seriously, given that other people express this wish from time to time.

The last time a toe went missing was in August 2013, when a man swallowed one and subsequently posted a YouTube video of the deed, which he had planned to have a buddy video.

At the time, there was a fine for toe-swallowing, which the Downtown has since raised to $2,500 for anyone swallowing or stealing the toe – because toes have been stolen in years past.

The hotel fully intends to both fine and encourage legal charges against the man involved unless the toe is returned safely.

The toe is included in a shot of alcohol and, according to tradition, drinkers must permit it to touch their lips in order to join the Sourtoe Cocktail Club.

The foolish thief left his sourtoe cocktail certificate behind, so the police have his name and are looking for information for the digit’s safe return. They can be reached at 867-993-2677.

Gerle said the hotel is not releasing the name as it might be a fake, and it might interfere with the investigation.

“Toes are very hard to come by” said Lee.

“And stunts like this adversely affect the whole community, not just the Downtown Hotel. We fortunately have a couple (of) back-up toes, but we really need this one back.”

The back-up toes are what Lee refers to as “hammer toes”, meaning they are the four remaining toes from that particular foot.

The larger digit’s absence did not prevent the evening crowd from being thick when Captain Terry took his place at the table between 9 and 11 p.m. Monday.

[Justin Credible]

bonfire night here in ireland.

usually the kids call to me to collect stuff, and have 2 almost brand new single beds to get rid off and none of the bastards called yet.
Will put them in the free ads to take away.

About 3 huge bonfires all withing 200 yards of my house, and an open air gig going on in the park.
Law everywhere

[Justin Credible]

sweating like a kid with eccles coming round to babysit.

Front and back garden cut with the lawnmower.

[Tommo]

sweating like a kid with eccles coming round to babysit.

Front and back garden cut with the lawnmower.

[Justin Credible]

walked up and back to the sorting office in gurranabraher......almost a 3 hour hike of a walk all hills.

Dog is slumped and I am just opening a bottle of McGargles Wild Berry cider from the fridge.

[Robert Ross]

Summarized: on one day you burned more calories than Fordham has in his entire life.

Cheers.

[Justin Credible]

Youtube wrecking my head here

Wont play any video, updated firefox, flash player but no good.

[The Shank]

Youtube wrecking my head here

Wont play any video, updated firefox, flash player but no good.

Have you tried deleting system 32?