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Post by Lister of Smeg » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:10 pm

Or is it code for: Frontrunner although elated to be taking a huge wedge of money from us are embarrassed to fuck to have that crap on their channel and have kindly asked us to fuck off.

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Post by Lister of Smeg » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:13 pm

I assume that since none of the players want to be on TV they will be telling uncle Barry to fuck off when he offers them a massive payday to play in the televised GSoD.

Or better still, Barry should honour their wishes and not invite the miserable cunts in the first place.

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Post by M H » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:15 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:I assume that since none of the players want to be on TV they will be telling uncle Barry to fuck off when he offers them a massive payday to play in the televised GSoD.

Or better still, Barry should honour their wishes and not invite the miserable cunts in the first place.
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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:21 pm

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Post by trainer » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:21 pm

M H wrote:
Lister of Smeg wrote:I assume that since none of the players want to be on TV they will be telling uncle Barry to fuck off when he offers them a massive payday to play in the televised GSoD.

Or better still, Barry should honour their wishes and not invite the miserable cunts in the first place.
This, the day's long gone when the BDO players added anything to this event. There's more than enough PDC events to fill this from
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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:40 pm

only one bdo player in the last couple of years made the last 16 and if i remember rightly he was beaten by a player who had finished bottom of the then premier league.
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Post by The Thorn » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:40 pm

Justin Credible wrote:only one bdo player in the last couple of years made the last 16 and if i remember rightly he was beaten by a player who had finished bottom of the then premier league.
Don't wish to upset you but last year I think 5 BDO players made the last 16.
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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:48 pm

The Thorn wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:not one bdo player in the last couple of years made the last 16 and WON
Don't wish to upset you but last year I think 5 BDO players made the last 16.
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:06 pm

The most telling stat last year was that zero BDO players finished the tournament with a winning record. Five of their players batted even (2-2) two got whitewashed (0-3), and Farmer Scott didn't make it out of the group again (1-2) Their combined record was 11 wins and 18 losses.

The longer format seemed to fuck them over. Noppert was decent against Gando, and Hughes should have beaten Dobey, but the rest were soundly beaten.
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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:12 pm

and look who the bdo scum lost to.

It was not like they lost to the elite, they lost to lower pdc players
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Post by cannibal » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:51 pm

What I find telling about the whole BDO GSOD invitations is how many of them actually try to qualify for the UK Open? They seem willing to take the money when all they have to do is show up. But when they actually have to work to get the chance to compete against the best they can't be bothered. Is that the spirit of a sportsman that plays proper darts?
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Post by The Shank » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:43 pm

cannibal wrote:What I find telling about the whole BDO GSOD invitations is how many of them actually try to qualify for the UK Open? They seem willing to take the money when all they have to do is show up. But when they actually have to work to get the chance to compete against the best they can't be bothered. Is that the spirit of a sportsman that plays proper darts?
It's the spirit of cunts that know they don't stand a fuckin chance of winning but want an easy payday.

Haven't got the bottle to play against the big boys week-in week-out and come up with the usual bullshit reasons not to.

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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:17 pm

beggars who come running for the PDC coin though.

Uncle Barry should tell them to fuck off as he does not owe them a living.
The bdo scum could not complain as that is what the bdo board claim.
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Post by StevieBoy » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:49 pm

Agreed they add nothing to the grand slam the novelty wore off long ago. There's only so many times you wanna watch a freak show

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Post by Hutchy72 » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:19 am

Keeping in mind the annual hilarity these wretched creatures bring as they collapse like fucking dominoes year in year out is well worth what change uncle Barry decides to throw at them.
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:54 am

Uncle Barry should make a rule that if bdo players play in the GSoD they only get paid if they reach the last eight :lol:
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Post by cannibal » Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:25 am

If I was Hearn I would just give the BDO players BDO ranking points. We all know how important they are, they spend thousands traveling all over Europe just to get them.
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Post by Surreys finest » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:25 pm

Just catching up. So even the BDO players are embarassed at watching themselves on tv. So darts on tv is a bad thing again now?
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Post by The Shank » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:28 pm

Surreys finest wrote:Just catching up. So even the BDO players are embarassed at watching themselves on tv. So darts on tv is a bad thing again now?
It is.

Players haven't got time to go for a fag and a piss.

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:53 pm

has rout and potbelly decided to officially announce yet again darts on tv is a bad thing ?
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