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[Justin Credible]

Doing an 80s night tonight at one of Yorkshire's premier function rooms. 360 people ffs!!!!

There will be more people in that room watching you

than there was people on the planet watching the international darts last weekend

[The Ginge Reaper]

Doing an 80s night tonight at one of Yorkshire's premier function rooms. 360 people ffs!!!!

There will be more people in that room watching you

than there was people on the planet watching the international darts last weekend

Quite possibly

They all got their bags searched on the way in, some of them aint happy. Full bottles of vodka have been confiscated

[Lister of Smeg]

Serves them right for allowing some goon cunts to search them.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Serves them right for allowing some goon cunts to search them.

They werent coming in unless bags were searched

[Lister of Smeg]

Serves them right for allowing some goon cunts to search them.

They werent coming in unless bags were searched

As they were not planning on spending any money in there so they should have just said fuck off and gone home.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Meh, some may have done. Still enough fucking people to deal with mind.

[Justin Credible]

am I right in thinking Yorkshire is like cavan in Ireland.

A county that is known as the most inbred with the meanest people in the country ?.

[Lister of Smeg]

am I right in thinking Yorkshire is like cavan in Ireland.

A county that is known as the most inbred with the meanest people in the country ?.

Yes. They all walk around with Yorkshire rose tattoos on their fat scumbag arms.

[Justin Credible]

mean cavan whore ( pronounced phonetically as mane ki-aven hoo-ir) is a typical insult over here.

Meanness is generally despised

[The Ginge Reaper]

Please bear in mind Im not from Yorkshire, I have merely lived here for 15 years

[ITG]

I have been offered a job in......fucking Yorkshire.

[Justin Credible]

Please bear in mind Im not from Yorkshire, I have merely lived here for 15 years

I know, you are lived in the steel city so where you originally from.

Ginge hair - Scotland ?

[Lister of Smeg]

I have been offered a job in......fucking Yorkshire.

Darn t'pit?

[Lister of Smeg]

Please bear in mind Im not from Yorkshire, I have merely lived here for 15 years

I know, you are lived in the steel city so where you originally from.

Ginge hair - Scotland ?

Ross, is that you?

[Justin Credible]

Please bear in mind Im not from Yorkshire, I have merely lived here for 15 years

I know, you are lived in the steel city so where you originally from.

Ginge hair - Scotland ?

Ross, is that you?

me not ross that posted

[ITG]

I have been offered a job in......fucking Yorkshire.

Darn t'pit?

Its in Halifax. Y'ever been?

[Lister of Smeg]

I have been offered a job in......fucking Yorkshire.

Darn t'pit?

Its in Halifax. Y'ever been?

Actually I have and I thought I was in Mumbai.

[ITG]

I have been offered a job in......fucking Yorkshire.

Darn t'pit?

Its in Halifax. Y'ever been?

Actually I have and I thought I was in Mumbai.

Thought Bradford was where all the curry munchers are. Is it the same there?

[Lister of Smeg]

I have been offered a job in......fucking Yorkshire.

Darn t'pit?

Its in Halifax. Y'ever been?

Actually I have and I thought I was in Mumbai.

Thought Bradford was where all the curry munchers are. Is it the same there?

Yes because they shipped them all in in the 1950s to work as slaves in the textile mills. Serves the whippet breeding Yorskshire scum right that their precious towns got overrun by Sabu.

[The Shank]

Eating a choc ice while watching the darts.