That game was a classic.B. Smith wrote:I do recall from reading what I'll refer to as the "staffroom files" there is an amount of doubt about my standard and whether I'm truthful about what I scored. Due to playing poorly against Oche in a game marked by MH. In light of this, would I be allowed to enter?
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As if I wasn't at the time in enough pain
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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I'll give it a go Frog, was a good laugh on DF.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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My first ever game of darts, i was pleased with my performanceM H wrote:As if I wasn't at the time in enough pain
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nothing is ever made of the fact I drew 2-2 with Grazer next time out and beat 2 others to get out of the groupM H wrote:As if I wasn't at the time in enough pain
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Hush yer whinging
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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not whinging, just producing some balance
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I believe you, now Pep on the other hand........B. Smith wrote:I do recall from reading what I'll refer to as the "staffroom files" there is an amount of doubt about my standard and whether I'm truthful about what I scored. Due to playing poorly against Oche in a game marked by MH. In light of this, would I be allowed to enter?
Wasn't it Micko who posted some scores and Pep began chucking his toys.... Quality.
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That was a fantastic thread.D & B wrote:I believe you, now Pep on the other hand........B. Smith wrote:I do recall from reading what I'll refer to as the "staffroom files" there is an amount of doubt about my standard and whether I'm truthful about what I scored. Due to playing poorly against Oche in a game marked by MH. In light of this, would I be allowed to enter?
Wasn't it Micko who posted some scores and Pep began chucking his toys.... Quality.
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The Ginger Ninja wrote:That was a fantastic thread.D & B wrote:I believe you, now Pep on the other hand........B. Smith wrote:I do recall from reading what I'll refer to as the "staffroom files" there is an amount of doubt about my standard and whether I'm truthful about what I scored. Due to playing poorly against Oche in a game marked by MH. In light of this, would I be allowed to enter?
Wasn't it Micko who posted some scores and Pep began chucking his toys.... Quality.
Ah yes 'Scumgate' one of the lesser known breakdowns but one of the finest.
I can confirm that B Smith is a fine darter who honed her skills doing a 10-stretch in cell block H
I can also confirm her propensity for lowering her game to suit the opposition, demonstrated by allowing me a leg and darts at a double for the match when we played...
BTW, Darty you really need a Bea Smith avatar if you're going to persist with this silly username.
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D & B wrote:I believe you, now Pep on the other hand........B. Smith wrote:I do recall from reading what I'll refer to as the "staffroom files" there is an amount of doubt about my standard and whether I'm truthful about what I scored. Due to playing poorly against Oche in a game marked by MH. In light of this, would I be allowed to enter?
Wasn't it Micko who posted some scores and Pep began chucking his girlfriend's toys.... Quality.
Not one of my better moments.

One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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Updated. So far..
Snake
Knots
Gazman
TT
Dr Z
Sat
Grazer
Micko
Darty
Come on the rest of you dont be a miserable fucker its only a bit of fun, 9 so far come on the rest of you.
Snake
Knots
Gazman
TT
Dr Z
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Grazer
Micko
Darty
Come on the rest of you dont be a miserable fucker its only a bit of fun, 9 so far come on the rest of you.
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One of my favourites too my friend.micko wrote:D & B wrote:I believe you, now Pep on the other hand........B. Smith wrote:I do recall from reading what I'll refer to as the "staffroom files" there is an amount of doubt about my standard and whether I'm truthful about what I scored. Due to playing poorly against Oche in a game marked by MH. In light of this, would I be allowed to enter?
Wasn't it Micko who posted some scores and Pep began chucking his girlfriend's toys.... Quality.
I had Pep begging for help from the imbeciles known as the 'All Darters', it was one of my favourite moments.
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I was fairly right about him though.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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I don't recall that. *confused*B. Smith wrote:I do recall from reading what I'll refer to as the "staffroom files" there is an amount of doubt about my standard and whether I'm truthful about what I scored. Due to playing poorly against Oche in a game marked by MH. In light of this, would I be allowed to enter?
From here?
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C'mon Sat, there is no way anybody would make that up or edit posts to suit their needs.sat wrote:I don't recall that. *confused*B. Smith wrote:I do recall from reading what I'll refer to as the "staffroom files" there is an amount of doubt about my standard and whether I'm truthful about what I scored. Due to playing poorly against Oche in a game marked by MH. In light of this, would I be allowed to enter?
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If I was to erect a dartboard on my dining room wall, how much noise would it create for the neighbouring house?
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Thats a shame, the family are right bunch of ignorant cunts.Snakehipsx2 wrote:Fuck all, unless you live on the streets.D & B wrote:If I was to erect a dartboard on my dining room wall, how much noise would it create for the neighbouring house?
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D & B wrote:If I was to erect a dartboard on my dining room wall, how much noise would it create for the neighbouring house?
Pssstt D&B, the premier league crowds don't come free with the dart board.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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micko wrote:D & B wrote:If I was to erect a dartboard on my dining room wall, how much noise would it create for the neighbouring house?
Pssstt D&B, the premier league crowds don't come free with the dart board.

Also I will need to protect the walls from stray darts, any tips.
Also any tips to protect the laminate flooring from bounceouts.
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