Improved darts products

[happydarts]

Hi there,

Just wondered what products you wish you could get that are maybe hard to get hold of or don't exist or products that are out there but could be improved for darts that are not of yet catered for.

Cheers

[Noisycrowds]

a strsp on dildo that sucks you off while throwing

[The Ginge Reaper]

Ffs

[The Ginge Reaper]

The Trinamatic 1000. Get a lovely rubdown whilst at the oche. Plays a choice of songs by KD Lang or Tatu.

[Noisycrowds]

kd lang ffs and who the fuck is tatu

[Chizzyfan]

A dartboard in the shape of Dave Chisnall's wonderful face.
A blow-up Chizzy doll for those lonely nights.
A life-size waxwork of John Henderson.

[The Ginge Reaper]

The Mike Veitch Rulebook Holder. Sick of having to hold the rulebook in your non-dominant hand whilst you are throwing? Then look no further!

Easily portable so can be taken to all events. Only available in the United States and Gibraltar.

[Noisycrowds]

how about a training board having the 5 12 1 and 18 all having and embeded smell of paulas cunt

this way you know if u dont hit the 20 youre hands are gonna stink like the sewer underneath billingsgate fish market

[The Ginge Reaper]

[Lister of Smeg]

how about a training board having the 5 12 1 and 18 all having and embeded smell of paulas cunt

this way you know if u dont hit the 20 youre hands are gonna stink like the sewer underneath billingsgate fish market

Choking to death laughing at this one

[Hutchy72]

A six million dollar man bionic eye for Caven and a sturdy backbone that can easily be attached to any florescent mohawk.
Then again, fuck em.

[M H]

This was always gonna go well

[Surreys finest]

how about a training board having the 5 12 1 and 18 all having and embeded smell of paulas cunt

this way you know if u dont hit the 20 youre hands are gonna stink like the sewer underneath billingsgate fish market

I can see the treble 20, treble 20,double 17 route becoming more popular for 154 checkouts then.

[fatknut]

Self guiding darts, set your target with a laser beam and off it flies into the treble 20. Please just make one set then burn the schematics, and send to me.

Dartboard microphone. Plug into a 10k watt PA with extra subwoofers and recreate the sound of lakeshite by making each landing darts sound like a boeing 767 hitting the twin towers

Springloaded dart board - sends every dart flying straight back out the board, the harder you throw the dart the harder it comes flying back out. Sneak it into events like lakeshite and make them even more funnier. Optional extra: built in speaker playing the Benny Hill theme tune.

[Lister of Smeg]

.........recreate the sound of lakeshite by making each landing darts sound like a boeing 767 hitting the twin towers

[Kimmy]

.........recreate the sound of lakeshite by making each landing darts sound like a boeing 767 hitting the twin towers

fatknut is turning into a right bastard.

I love it.

[Justin Credible]

he has learned from the best on here.....

[D'Artagnan]

.........recreate the sound of lakeshite by making each landing darts sound like a boeing 767 hitting the twin towers

[D'Artagnan]

.........recreate the sound of lakeshite by making each landing darts sound like a boeing 767 hitting the twin towers

fatknut is turning into a right bastard.

I love it.

+1

[Noisycrowds]

+2