Wayne Mardle Mugged!

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Wayne Mardle Mugged!

Post by M H » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:44 am

Wayne's on a short holiday in Spain and was mugged near his hotel, the mugger took his cash, cards and phone. Worse still is he's due on a plane in about four hours and can't leave the hotel till he's settled his bill.

Gotta feel for the guy, stuff like this is horrible.
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Wayne Mardle Mugged!

Post by sat » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:49 am

Ah he's loaded. He'll be fine.

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Post by Ted Snotty Hankey » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:49 am

Let's hope he didn't get away with his supply of inflatable palm trees. They really are comedy gold.

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Post by Noisycrowds » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:52 am

he needs to call steve mcgarret to solve the case

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Post by Furious Wolfie 180 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:57 am

Amazed the mugger diddn't drift into the other pocket to pick up just 45 euros as opposed to the 180 he got from his three attempts...
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Post by gonk » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:59 am

Furious Wolfie 180 wrote:Amazed the mugger diddn't drift into the other pocket to pick up just 45 euros as opposed to the 180 he got from his three attempts...
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Post by Dicie » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:59 am

He aint the worst of them..... Hope he is ok.

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Re: Wayne Mardle Mugged!

Post by Sprocket501 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:59 am

Furious Wolfie 180 wrote:Amazed the mugger diddn't drift into the other pocket to pick up just 45 euros as opposed to the 180 he got from his three attempts...
hahaha.

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Post by M H » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:00 pm

The OP is way off line, it's a possible scam by someone posing as Mardle using an email account purporting to be Wayne. More soon
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Post by Ted Snotty Hankey » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:07 pm

Fluff?

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Post by M H » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:09 pm

No mate, but a good effort nonetheless. The only difference between the email account used and Wayne's legitimate account is a full stop in the address.
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Post by Sheep Shagger » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:15 pm

so you have started a bum thread old man, ffs you wouldn't get this on the paedo place!

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Post by Oche Balboa » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:17 pm

nikkiboy wrote:so you have started a bum thread old man, ffs you wouldn't get this on the paedo place!
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Post by M H » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:18 pm

nikkiboy wrote:so you have started a bum thread old man, ffs you wouldn't get this on the paedo place!
Revealed someone impersonating Wayne and attempting a scam Nick. I wouldn't say that's a bum story
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Post by Sheep Shagger » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:19 pm

Oche Balboa wrote:
nikkiboy wrote:so you have started a bum thread old man, ffs you wouldn't get this on the paedo place!
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I do note Oche how you knew EXACTLY where the paedo place was fella, just goes to show what reputation they have these days, thanks for backing that rep up

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Post by Sprocket501 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:33 pm

nikkiboy wrote: I do note Oche how you knew EXACTLY where the paedo place was fella, just goes to show what reputation they have these days, thanks for backing that rep up
You've seriously fucking confused him now.

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Post by Cooking with Sandra » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:35 pm

Mate's little brother got mugged on the first day of a three month travelling tour round South America in Ecuador.

Fuckers took everything including passport, bank cards etc, had to fly home losing out on over £2k.
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Post by Knots & crosses » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:39 pm

Cooking on Fabregas wrote:Mate's little brother got mugged on the first day of a three month travelling tour round South America in Ecuador.

Fuckers took everything including passport, bank cards etc, had to fly home losing out on over £2k.
At least he got home.

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Post by Cooking with Sandra » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:18 pm

There is that I guess.

Travel insurance company gave him back the $150 he had on him. My mate had to pay for his flight home.
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Re: Wayne Mardle Mugged!

Post by Dartfrog » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:43 pm

Was he wearing union jack shorts?

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