Just when I thought I was out....

[cannibal]

end of our dart season was a few weeks ago. All in all not a bad year as we won the divisional championship in the first half, promoted to higher division and found ourselves in the final of the championship again but on the losing end of it this time. Up and down year for me as I think with age my eyesight is causing me problems as I find it hard to really focus on targets like I use to. Now everything just kind of blurs over. I can still hit shit which is surprising and shooting o.k. really. Tried glasses but no help as I only need them for close up and reading. I see the board fine but as soon as I get the dart to my eye line everything goes blurry.

I was hoping to take a bit of break from league darts and work on this over the summer and find a solution so I could get back to throwing and sighting targets like I use to be able to do. But that wasn't in the cards. I get a txt from my team captain he needs a shooter, he sounded a little desperate so I figured I could help him out.

Pleasant surprise to shoot really well after not touching the darts in some time and realizing the eye sight has gotten worse. It is maddening to be throwing almost blind.

[D & B]

That's nice.

[Lister of Smeg]

Most boring post I've ever read.

[cannibal]

My deepest apologies for wasting your time. In the future I will do my best to improve the content of my posts. I vow to raise the level of vitriol and liberally sprinkle in words like cunt. I also will make a greater effort to attack personally mushrooms, fat people, mentally stunted, women, children, all bo selecta look alikes, midgets, and of course M H. But I will not stoop to the level of insulting dogs, cats or turtles. I have a heart after all even tho it may be grinch size it still exists.

Therefore; fuck off you cunts and don't waste time reading my drivel. Besides as a Fat American Cunt what do I know about darts? Absolutely nothing as we only play soft tip here as we like to piss away our money. As long as we think we may have a chance of getting one of those big novelty checks at the end of an event and can post selfies of ourselves fanning our winnings out gangsta style.

Sincerely yours in darts, F.A.C

[Randall]

Much more like it

[Justin Credible]

My deepest apologies for wasting your time. In the future I will do my best to improve the content of my posts. I vow to raise the level of vitriol and liberally sprinkle in words like cunt. I also will make a greater effort to attack personally mushrooms, fat people, mentally stunted, women, children, all bo selecta look alikes, midgets, and of course M H. But I will not stoop to the level of insulting dogs, cats or turtles. I have a heart after all even tho it may be grinch size it still exists.

Therefore; fuck off you cunts and don't waste time reading my drivel. Besides as a Fat American Cunt what do I know about darts? Absolutely nothing as we only play soft tip here as we like to piss away our money. As long as we think we may have a chance of getting one of those big novelty checks at the end of an event and can post selfies of ourselves fanning our winnings out gangsta style.

Sincerely yours in darts, F.A.C

no.

leave the abuse to people like me.

[cannibal]

Just trying to learn from the best this forum has to offer. Guess I just wasn't ready yet, I will double my efforts and focus on the easy marks to start with...i.e. American darts, soft tip darts and people like fartoid as well as his friends like the mr. pickle reed.

[Justin Credible]

I find my problem with throwing darts is I lack the talent, motivation, ability, fundamental basics, etc

no half measures from me

[Lister of Smeg]

Just trying to learn from the best this forum has to offer. Guess I just wasn't ready yet, I will double my efforts and focus on the easy marks to start with...i.e. American darts, soft tip darts and people like fartoid as well as his friends like the mr. pickle reed.

Just concentrate your efforts on bullying chizzyfan

[Chizzyfan]

^^^ Lister's love for me is so obvious....

[StevieBoy]

I thought this was a Mr Myers thread after he flounced off after his Psychology degree!

[cannibal]

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taken from Paul Dartoid Seigels page. The last one is typical of this fine gentleman, threatened me before and everytime i use to post and he disagreed his response was just merely "Shut the fuck up" Dart matches with him routinely consist of walls being punched chairs being kicked. This guy was president of the league for a few years. The one above that, this genius says he hasn't seen me for 10 years at a dart event. Funny thing is I only been playing 8 and have only known him for 6. I just played him at a couple different things just a few years ago. His friends and I play in the same league currently, he knows I have been playing for 8 years consecutively. Too funny

[Justin Credible]

I should get you some time to do a write up on american darts for my blog

[cannibal]

Seriously tempting and will have to think about it, so many directions I could take that one lol. This would be the end result...I am just slightly better looking than the monster.
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[The Ginge Reaper]

What a bunch of precious cunts!

[cannibal]

What a bunch of precious cunts!

Apparently the day this shit got posted Mrs Butler and Darin Young had a bet that she could not stop herself from posting anything negative concerning darts on Facebook. It took her only a few hours before she found herself copying and pasting some of my contributions and thereby losing her bet.

Might be room in my sig for a "...flustering flutters of Darts missus everywhere"

They all claim to hate the drama funny thing is if there is darting drama to be had these are the usual suspects that are in the middle of it.