THE GREATEST SHITFEST ON EARTH Lakeshite 2017

[Justin Credible]

stolen from elsewhere


Australia - ? Too soon to say, maybe determined at qualifier at Australian Championships

British Isles - ? Too soon to say, still to be played: European Darts Classic, European Darts Open, England Classic, England Masters, British Classic, British Open, 1 County Weekend

Baltic & Scandinavian - ? Too soon to say, still to be played: Swedish Open, Baltic Cup Open

Canadian Region - David Cameron - all events played

Eastern Europe - Krzysztof Ratajski - 27 points ahead, only one event before cut-off (Bulgarian Open, not confirmed), and can't be caught

New Zealand - most likely Craig Caldwell, as with 2 Cat D events left he has a 24 point lead over Greg Moss

USA - ? Too soon to say, but between Jim Widmayer, Tom Sawyer, Darin Young & Joe Chaney. Still to be played: USA Classic, Music City Classic

Western Europe - ? Too soon to say, still to be played: Belgium Open, Antwerp Open, French Open, Catalonia Open, FCD Anniversary Open

So far then, including the direct entrants (assuming the same rules as last year), the following have qualified:

Scott Waites (2016 champion)
Scott Mitchell (2015 Champion)
Jeff Smith (2016 RU)
Jamie Hughes (2016 SF)
Richard Veenstra (2016 SF)
David Cameron (Canadian Region)
Krzysztof Ratajski (Eastern Europe Region)

[Rogg]

DOGGY Dawson had better make it.

No DOGGY Dawson - No show.

[Rogg]

It will be interesting to see to what extent they shit themselves if/when it becomes clear that both their golden boys Hankey and Fordham won't make it.

I maintain that they'll crack eventually and start throwing around WORLD PRO wildcards. There could be some tremendous comedy ahead.

[Justin Credible]

no competition is complete without the trio of yorkshire grit of walton, waites and doggy dawson

[Trueblue32]

no competition is complete without the trio of yorkshire grit of walton, waites and doggy dawson

Don't forget Garry "smile you miserable cunt" Thompson

[Justin Credible]

European ranking events left. The events in red and blue clash with each other on the same weekend:

Blackpool weekend (double header)
Belgium Open
Antwerp Open
Swedish Open
French Open
Selsey weekend (double header)
Spain weekend (double header)
Bridlington weekend (double header)
Baltic Cup
Netherlands Open

[The Ginge Reaper]

Cheeky cunt

[Justin Credible]

sorry ginge, I know you would never copy something of one forum and post it on another

[The Ginge Reaper]

sorry ginge, I know you would never copy something of one forum and post it on another

Of course not, I would always credit the source, as apparently this is the law

[Justin Credible]

really

funny how when i posted the link to how the pdc did a deal with a company to sell tickets you posted the link on TSoD shortly afterwards, obviously copied of here and no mention you got it here. likewise whenb fatty watts 24 hours later ( that boy is slow) then proceeded to post it on dolefinish he made no mention where he found it and first read it.

I credit ACF a lot of time for his great stats, used the stats of Slymaster and others, I wont however do a jimmy the Twit and claim to be a statistician cos i robbed the work of others but you are as guilty as anyone of taking stuff of one forum and posting on another, and not always crediting.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Fucks sake, Gaz! Did you miss the smiley or something?

I was clearly reference Ssjsa on the other forum who got the hump when you copied all those PL charts across onto here. Calm down!

[Justin Credible]

fuck off, play the game...


I do not agree with rules of forum etiquette
All that matters on forums is post count...or is it view count...or maybe its thread count, cannot tell since rat bastard chris fucked off in a sulk and now only visits when he is signed in as invisible

As for you ginge you have copied stuff on to other forums 11 times in the last 17 weeks
Its in my dossier that oche told people i have on my hard drive
DO YOU NOT READ WHAT I COPY ?

[The Ginge Reaper]

[cannibal]

For the great darting nation of the USA, Young won't go to Lakeside. He has qualified for the last several years for the Masters and hasn't attended. Pity because he stands a far better chance of making some noise in the BDO than he does in the PDC. PDC WC he has participated 9 times and only once made it past the first round. So more than likely it will be Widmayer who will be at the Potters Palace of Piss with his 81.2 average.

[Justin Credible]

agree, I like young, but think he is far better suited to the bdo side

[Deadshot]

The great Labanauskis must have surely qualified already? mans been tearing up the WDF circuit, the great WDF with their Regulated Darts on Regulation Equipment must count for something

[Justin Credible]

"top ten pdc easily"

[Deadshot]

I reckon he'd do well in the PDC, but then again I quite like him because he has a good pace and doesn't get involved in the BDO politics - for that reason alone (and the youth players that gave the cross divide game a go, and also the lasses) I watched the BDO world trophy.

[Justin Credible]

I find him slow with a disfigured face....he is like the new justin pipe.
The decision to switch must be confusing to the thick prick
Then the thick prick gets confused by everything , god help him when middlesboro play man united .....then he will be confused even more

[cannibal]

I doubt Durrant will make much noise in the PDC. He might just sneak into the top 32, make a few PDC Majors, but will be nothing more than first round fodder. I don't think he can handle the grind of the PDC, nor the pressure to play for a living.