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The World as seen through the eyes of a mushroom

Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:49 am

1. Jersey is an officially recognised country of its own
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Post by M H » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:50 am

The PDC tour costs upwards of £40 a year
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:50 am

3. Chernoby, Transylvania, Bucharest, Ghent and other idyllic destinations in europe are nearer to Bournemouth than Barnsley and can be reached in under 2 hours
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:51 am

4. Catalonia is also another officially recognized country
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Post by sennafan24 » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:54 am

5. Gary Robson is a "living legend"
The day the world stood still:
HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Apr 04, 2025 6:35 am Okay, I stand corrected.

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Post by Rogg » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:55 am

6. Only drug-taking and/or oversized targets can account for anybody recording a 3-dart average that exceeds the 'proper darts' threshold of 84.25.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:58 am

7 - announcing TV coverage for three events that had TV coverage anyway is fantastic, glorious news and means that we can ignore the cancelled events and the fact the board put their faith in the hands of a con man.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:59 am

8. every streamed event by the bdo has a quarter of a million viewers alone in europe watching all be it illegally
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:00 am

9. The BDO is on a par with the PDC, only phil taylor is the difference between them.
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Post by Tommo » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:01 am

The P.D.C. are cunts.
They're all here!

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Post by Off_The_Wire » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:03 am

11. Darts played in silence at Lakeside is down to "respect", darts played in silence on the ProTour is "sterile" and "dead".
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Post by sennafan24 » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:04 am

12. The Players and organisation should makes decisions based on "loyalty"
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:06 am

13. The Scania Open was one of the biggest events in the History of the Game, even surpassing the Mitchell -v- Ando one leg classic on the radio
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Post by Rogg » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:07 am

14. Darts played in sports facilities is laughable; darts played in county halls is glory.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:09 am

International events get "sold out" despite half of the tiny room being filled with the players, officials and refs who didnt pay anything to get in anyway.
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Post by Off_The_Wire » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:10 am

16. When Stephen Bunting was in the BDO he was in the top 3 of the world's best players.


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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:11 am

17. Andy Fordham is a crowd puller.
No one can put more bums on seats than him, with the possible exception of Ted Hankey and the man of a thousand gimmicks John Boy Walton
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:21 am

18. Its better to watch to old country players chucking averages in the 70s than watch a talented youngster averaging a hundred
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Post by Rogg » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:26 am

19. Ad breaks ruin "the flow" of a darts match, but only the ones on Sky Sports and ITV.
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:08 pm

20 . The bdo do not owe their players a living , but the pdc are cunts if they do not provide a living for every single player.

and that also includes bdo players who go begging cap in hand in the GSoD
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