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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by TheArrow » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:51 pm

8. Piss off Hannibal Lecter so much that he decides to drug you and feed you your own face.

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Post by Noisycrowds » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:27 pm

go down on a bdo ladies player and catch facial herpes

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Post by Tommo » Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:10 pm

Noisycrowds wrote:go down on a British Deviant Organisation ladies player and catch facial herpes

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Which lady player is that, I forget the name?
They're all here!
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:23 pm

Tommo wrote:
Noisycrowds wrote:go down on a British Deviant Organisation ladies player and catch facial herpes

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Which lady player is that, I forget the name?
Brian Woods.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Post by Noisycrowds » Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:26 pm

actually it looks like one of the chuckle brothers
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Post by daisy mac » Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:30 pm

It looks like Garry Murphy form the Mayfield area of Cork

No wonder he sits in FRONT of a computer all day
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Post by Noisycrowds » Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:31 pm

hahahahah
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Dennis Harbour » Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:51 pm

It's a wonder you keep losing to me, Glen.
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Dennis Harbour » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:45 am

10. Lose in multiple finals to me.
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Justin Credible » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:22 am

To get the perfect melted plastic bag face you need

1. Candle - check
2. Plastic Bag - Check
3. Shit crowd bored and looking for entertainment - Check
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by TheArrow » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:33 pm

Justin Credible wrote:To get the perfect melted plastic bag face you need

1. Candle - check
2. Plastic Bag - Check
3. Shit crowd bored and looking for entertainment - Check
So that's how he does it!
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Justin Credible » Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:39 pm

yes, yes it is
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Mr Sheen » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:05 pm

D & B wrote:Fair enough, came over a bit defensive IMO when there was a joke about a drunk doctor.

How are we meant to know he has drunk himself to death.
Well I don't know if he's drunk himself to death, but the end result is the same. Whether you liked him or not, it's fucking tragic when a lad of that age passes away.
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Post by Randall » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:21 pm

Mr Sheen wrote:
D & B wrote:Fair enough, came over a bit defensive IMO when there was a joke about a drunk doctor.

How are we meant to know he has drunk himself to death.
Well I don't know if he's drunk himself to death, but the end result is the same. Whether you liked him or not, it's fucking tragic when a lad of that age passes away.
Seriously?
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Justin Credible » Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:09 pm

bump
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Lister of Smeg » Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:51 pm

Invent a time machine and travel back to 2nd December 1984. Destination Bhopal, India. Then simply stand outside the Union Carbide plant and receive an instant Durrant makeover
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Justin Credible » Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:52 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:Invent a time machine and travel back to 2nd December 1984. Destination Bhopal, India. Then simply stand outside the Union Carbide plant and receive an instant Durrant makeover
ffs :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Surreys finest » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:33 pm

Bump

Have 112 consecutive strokes and then flush 10 grand down the shitter.
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:36 pm

nice bump
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Re: Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

Post by Chizzyfan » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:25 pm

Mash Chizzy, Dave Pallett and Barry Lynn together with a mashing device.
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