The Best Field Ever Assembled, Again!

[skweezit]

what? harbour wins a leg? regroup jeff. I'm still here.

[BDO Jobber]

Disrespect from the fans again. Tut tut tut never in the BDO surely the fans are there to just watch.

[Eric Barstool]

Vassos does my head in, not sure who's worse him or Toe Knee.

Their both cunts...

[M H]

So called fans not even watching the match, shocking stuff

[BDO Jobber]

Markers terrific, 3/4 of an inch from the double haha

[skweezit]

the jeff smith apparatus is pumping again...up 2-1
one leg away...

[Eric Barstool]

So called fans not even watching the match, shocking stuff

Too busy doing Rubik cubes or texting the environmental health about the place...

[Justin Credible]

smith could win this with a sub 90 average

[skweezit]

these ads always come when it's the important shots...

[Eric Barstool]

smith could win this with a sub 90 average

Just over the 90...just

[D'Artagnan]

So called fans not even watching the match, shocking stuff

...surely not you must be mistaken, 'best fans evva' we're told.

[Kimmy]

Smith would not get close to the top 32 of the PDC.

[Justin Credible]

smith could win this with a sub 90 average

and does so

[Eric Barstool]

Final

89.76 S (5) V 94.77 H (2)

[M H]

smith could win this with a sub 90 average

Just over the 90...just

Comms said it's impossible to get to the semis with a sub 90 average

[Rogg]

some of the women in this comp look like they played in the chernobyl open the day of the accident

The nuclear disaster probably took the edge off the BDO turning up.

[BDO Jobber]

How the fuck is leaving yourself a shot at the bull a good effort from 66 the mind fucking boggles.

[Jobber]

Last 18 legs
Smith 15-3 Harbour.

[skweezit]

BOOM! smith gets an invite back to next year's tournie.
you're welcome, jeff. glad I showed up too!

[Rogg]

Vassos does my head in, not sure who's worse him or Toe Knee.

I think Vassos' smarmy babbling is marginally worse than Toe Knee's rambling. It is close though.