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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Kimmy » Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:11 pm

Off_The_Wire wrote:
Ginge wrote:That Thursday afternoon session is a holocaust!
The evening session is equally fucking disastrous
Wednesday evening is fucking shit as well.

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Randall » Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:11 pm

The whole event is a farce
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Post by Justin Credible » Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:26 pm

Ginge wrote:That Thursday afternoon session is a holocaust!
:lol:
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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by M H » Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:27 pm

Ginge wrote:That Thursday afternoon session is a holocaust!
Apart from Duzza and Butler there's nothing looks like it has the potential to be a decent game
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Jobber » Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:35 pm

Sporting Index Verified account  ‏@sportingindex · 5 hrs5 hours ago
Martin Adams in #BDODarts action - if you've got a spare 8 minutes, here he is in the "worst leg in darts history"

a lot of betting accounts on twitter are ripping the piss out of the bdo these days.

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Jobber » Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:40 pm

Francis Keogh
A leg at the BDO Lakeside tournament just took 58 darts

McGeeney 28
Sajwani 30

It's 501 down, by the way

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by ChrisW » Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:27 am

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Oche Balboa ‏@oche_balboa 3h3 hours ago
Me and the legend that is Wolfie #bdo #darts

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Justin Credible » Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:36 am

I genuinely dont know which one to feel sorry for the most
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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Eric Barstool » Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:39 am

ChrisW wrote:
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Oche Balboa ‏@oche_balboa 3h3 hours ago
Me and the legend that is Wolfie #bdo #darts
Which one is the carer???
There's only one Professional Darts World Championship, and that isn't held in Surrey

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Pieter » Wed Jan 06, 2016 1:07 am

Pathetic lol. Seems he was bad luck for his idol.

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Lister of Smeg » Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:52 am

Fat ginger clubfooted cunt wearing a slazenger? polo shirt. Stuck in the 80's indeed

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Noisycrowds » Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:04 pm

both of them spastics are stuck in the 80,s , but at least the one sitting down doesnt try to shag people in there 80,s

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Surreys finest » Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:13 pm

ChrisW wrote:
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Oche Balboa ‏@oche_balboa 3h3 hours ago
Me and the legend that is Wolfie #bdo #darts
Of all the fake smiles Wolfie has been producing recently, this must have been the hardest.
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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Noisycrowds » Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:16 pm

expect redmans just pulled out his weena

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Mabbsy » Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:26 pm

Noisycrowds wrote:expect redmans just pulled out his weena
The worrying thing about that photo is the glass of liquid right in front of them.
It could easily be misinterpreted as a small bowl with white creamy liquid clinging to the sides, maybe the by-product of some physical activity between the two of them ??

I'll get my coat................

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Noisycrowds » Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:27 pm

OCHES LIPS SUGGESTING A SALTY TASTE HAS PASSED THROUGH THEM

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by Sin » Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:21 pm

Jesus, that is pitiful, do you think it the introduction went some thing like this?

Fat Spacker Cunt: "Hi Mr Wolfie, My names ugly, fat, club foot, shitcunt, spacker cum junkie Oche, I am Oche Balboa on the web boards, you might have heard of me, I virtually rim you and the BDO everyday, I have dreams of spoon feltching your bollock yogurt out of my nipsy every night, can I have a photo?"

Gutless Shitcunt: "Fuck, I know I am a desperate despised cunt, but after finally meeting you in person, I can see and smell why you are not liked, you ugly mutant pig cunt. I have found some one more despicable than me, look take your photo then fuck off you smelly ugly spastic cunt."

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by ITG » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:18 pm

Jobber was right about the bookies ripping the cunt out of this, check this lol

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by D'Artagnan » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:34 pm

Michael ‏@tgoatcapper 21m21 minutes ago
more young prospects in action at the #BDOdarts

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Re: D'Artagnan's Twatter Watch

Post by D'Artagnan » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:37 pm

Matt Rainey ‏@mattrainey3 27m27 minutes ago
I am embarrassed at watching #bdodarts after @SkySportsDarts, local county club, can't count,fat blokes ,no atmosphere, oaps in crowd asleep

Neil M ‏@neilm2110 29m29 minutes ago
They say watching the BDO darts is like watching pub darts. I disagree....pub darts is way better than this load of tosh...#rubbish

Peter Johnston ‏@PeterJohnston3 31m31 minutes ago
Haha just read that the @BDOdarts looses its credibility due to a 58 dart leg haha what credabilty!

Gareth Clement ‏@garclem2009 31m31 minutes ago
@LittleRichard @BDOdarts any chance you can lock tony green away, totally horrific listening, thanks

Neil Mack ‏@neilmack_the 34m34 minutes ago
Why do @btsport put "9" beside the score after an opening 180? There's more chance of me becoming Prime Minister. #BDOdarts

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